YOU'D THINK PEOPLE WOULD STOP STEALING IN BRAZIL BY NOW

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  • what now? whats next? November 12, 2017

    He was no longer able to high five again

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    • letmefindout November 12, 2017

      @what now? whats next?

      Or hold M&M's in his hand.

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  • dick steel November 12, 2017

    Damn. Now he'll have to practice jacking off with his left.

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    • biff wadslinger November 12, 2017

      @dick steel or.... He could just fuck his hand....

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      • ketamine<3 November 12, 2017

        @biff wadslinger not gonna lie I'd pop me some oxy and give it a go. You might let it heal differently if you liked it, just saying..

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        • sbohica November 12, 2017

          @ketamine<3

          You dont "pop" the Oxy... You vigorously snort it.

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          • ketamine<3 November 12, 2017

            @sbohica haha that's actually how I do mine! But for body pain like that it's better to just chew it up and eat it. Lasts longer and absorbs into your body not straight to the brain. I already know I've done too many drugs...

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  • hiwudjablome November 12, 2017

    They really do take their punishment well

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    • letmefindout November 12, 2017

      @hiwudjablome

      Cartel code of crime and human nature don't mix.

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    • bigsmokey86 November 12, 2017

      @hiwudjablome If we did this here crime would go down.

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  • ouch November 12, 2017

    Ya gotta HAND it to him.... He took it well.

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    • sbohica November 12, 2017

      @ouch

      And.. The "most original" comment of the day, goes to...

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  • airsporter November 12, 2017

    I feel sorry for the poor duck just minding its own business tootling across the river.

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  • sealex November 12, 2017

    Still has one good hand to steal. Plus now he has a new hole to use for loneliness.

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  • smallkilling November 12, 2017

    He is lucky as fuck compared to others.

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  • kore November 12, 2017

    Heh heh heh, Can you imagine him going to a palm reader?

    (him) "Please tell me what do you see

    (her) "Your toes"

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    • GrimmWilder November 12, 2017

      @kore

      Palm reader says,.."Hay somebody ripped a page out!"

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  • carlspackler November 12, 2017

    I always wondered why so many Brazilians were left-handed.

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  • jimsacunt November 12, 2017

    Will they Never learn

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  • drewstl November 12, 2017

    Nope, cause they can ude the other, HAND!

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  • stinkburger November 12, 2017

    I would take that punishment over listening to Chris Stapleton.

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  • ketamine<3 November 12, 2017

    I would shoot both hands, how do they know what hand he used?

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    • felterupgood November 12, 2017

      @ketamine<3

      Im not familiar with this code of justice so im wondering if these guys get to chose which hand gets shot?

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      • ketamine<3 November 12, 2017

        @felterupgood probly not. I'm sure it's if your right handed it the right and vice versa. I was just saying why not do both?

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  • zack sweeney November 12, 2017

    They need to use a shot gun for the full affect...

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  • nybadguy November 12, 2017

    Good

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  • sbohica November 12, 2017

    Holy shit!

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  • maxm60 November 12, 2017

    If that was Robocop justice he would've got shot in the dick!

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  • houndog35 November 12, 2017

    Jack off hand......FATALITY !!!!!!!!!!

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  • noboongoon November 12, 2017

    I hope he can get a good rhythm with his left hand

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  • skullfuck3r November 12, 2017

    Even the revolvers malfunction, the guns are shit over there

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    • truckingman November 12, 2017

      Skullfuck3r cheap Chinese, made, piece of MF" SHIT!!!

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  • dry terd November 12, 2017

    I got no puns for this one

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  • stinkburger November 12, 2017

    Taking the term handgun far too literal.

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  • italianweapon November 12, 2017

    Now he'll have to practice jacking off with his left.

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  • alexnf November 12, 2017

    NIGHTMARE!!

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  • truckingman November 12, 2017

    I am wondering if Brazil has a bad economy or the cartels are using the economy like a company store. It would explain why there are so many theifs in the country.

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    • GrimmWilder November 12, 2017

      @truckingman

      He got a shot in the hand for a 'Snickers' bar....lol

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  • deadpen November 12, 2017

    Pointblank and hit him in the finger....almost? WTF.

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  • dozer67 November 12, 2017

    Can't teach monkeys anything so just kill them.

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  • bedpaneddie November 12, 2017

    Fun new masturbation hole

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  • spider-man November 12, 2017

    Yeah!

    A-vi-vi-vi-vi-vi

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  • pellettron2240 November 13, 2017

    If you play Russian rullet in Brazil, theres a very high chance of coming out the winner..just make sure youre first.

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  • rockinron November 15, 2017

    his five finger discount just got reduced to 4 finger discount

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  • ᏳᎧᎿᎿᎥ Ƙມ$ђ November 23, 2017

    Either stop.stealing or get yourself a gun

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