He was no longer able to high five again
@what now? whats next?
Or hold M&M's in his hand.
Damn. Now he'll have to practice jacking off with his left.
@dick steel or.... He could just fuck his hand....
@biff wadslinger not gonna lie I'd pop me some oxy and give it a go. You might let it heal differently if you liked it, just saying..
You dont "pop" the Oxy... You vigorously snort it.
@sbohica haha that's actually how I do mine! But for body pain like that it's better to just chew it up and eat it. Lasts longer and absorbs into your body not straight to the brain. I already know I've done too many drugs...
They really do take their punishment well
Cartel code of crime and human nature don't mix.
@hiwudjablome If we did this here crime would go down.
Ya gotta HAND it to him.... He took it well.
And.. The "most original" comment of the day, goes to...
I feel sorry for the poor duck just minding its own business tootling across the river.
Still has one good hand to steal. Plus now he has a new hole to use for loneliness.
He is lucky as fuck compared to others.
Heh heh heh, Can you imagine him going to a palm reader?
(him) "Please tell me what do you see
(her) "Your toes"
Palm reader says,.."Hay somebody ripped a page out!"
I always wondered why so many Brazilians were left-handed.
Will they Never learn
Nope, cause they can ude the other, HAND!
I would take that punishment over listening to Chris Stapleton.
I would shoot both hands, how do they know what hand he used?
Im not familiar with this code of justice so im wondering if these guys get to chose which hand gets shot?
@felterupgood probly not. I'm sure it's if your right handed it the right and vice versa. I was just saying why not do both?
They need to use a shot gun for the full affect...
If that was Robocop justice he would've got shot in the dick!
Jack off hand......FATALITY !!!!!!!!!!
I hope he can get a good rhythm with his left hand
Even the revolvers malfunction, the guns are shit over there
Skullfuck3r cheap Chinese, made, piece of MF" SHIT!!!
I got no puns for this one
Taking the term handgun far too literal.
Now he'll have to practice jacking off with his left.
I am wondering if Brazil has a bad economy or the cartels are using the economy like a company store. It would explain why there are so many theifs in the country.
He got a shot in the hand for a 'Snickers' bar....lol
Pointblank and hit him in the finger....almost? WTF.
Can't teach monkeys anything so just kill them.
Fun new masturbation hole
If you play Russian rullet in Brazil, theres a very high chance of coming out the winner..just make sure youre first.
his five finger discount just got reduced to 4 finger discount
Either stop.stealing or get yourself a gun