THE HUMAN DILDO

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  • ouch November 13, 2017

    Old-Face-full

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    • ouch November 13, 2017

      @ouch old faithful

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  • kiwi cunt November 13, 2017

    Fucking Japs again. Always pissing and shitting.

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    • letmefindout November 13, 2017

      @kiwi cunt

      She doesn't need lubricant she needs a laxative if she is gonna shit like that.

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    • srv November 13, 2017

      @kiwi cunt

      ... milking & puking.

      +2 -1
  • stinkburger November 13, 2017

    Asian really are nature's Rubik's Cube.

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  • felterupgood November 13, 2017

    It would be great porn if only they didn't pixelate it.

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    • hiwudjablome November 13, 2017

      @felterupgood

      It would,, i want to see her pussy lips around his neck

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    • ob1 November 13, 2017

      @felterupgood is it the 90's again? This vid was going round before companies had an email protocol

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  • kore November 13, 2017

    New way of getting head....

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    • letmefindout November 13, 2017

      @kore

      A pin head at that...

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  • bft$crew November 13, 2017

    Holy fuck face

    +3 -0
  • GrimmWilder November 13, 2017

    This is a highly trained buddhist monk......Do not try this at home!!!!

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  • letmefindout November 13, 2017

    Reverse birth? Them inscrutable Asians and their porn.

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  • hiwudjablome November 13, 2017

    Jesus,,, bitch does that on my floor she better have brought a mop,, but i have to admit ive never seen a “head fucking” before

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  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones November 13, 2017

    He must get benefits, besides vision for sure,

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  • randumbguy November 13, 2017

    New meaning to "giving head"

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  • noboongoon November 13, 2017

    Chinese water torture?

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  • luvthick November 13, 2017

    "HADOUKEN!"

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  • drewstl November 13, 2017

    Please, stop this, SHIT!

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  • sealex November 13, 2017

    I think they broke a water main when they drilled. Now they're never can fix it.

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  • bearded_misfit November 13, 2017

    Pretty easy to fake when they ALWAYS BLUR THE PUSSY!!!.... FUCK!

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    • sealex November 13, 2017

      @bearded_misfit

      Agreed. But dont they always blur the pubes? That's what I thought anyway. I guess they changed it to fake it.

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  • secret squirrel November 13, 2017

    I’ve always wanted to try this. I’m just saying......

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  • bigsmokey86 November 13, 2017

    I.......ummmmmm................whats there to say?...........

    +2 -0
  • airsporter November 13, 2017

    Looks like his mates put him up to it.

    +4 -2
  • smallkilling November 13, 2017

    Didn't want to click on this one... Then i did....

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  • thor156 November 13, 2017

    Waterboarding is one helluva drug

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  • freddykrueger November 13, 2017

    ...would have been funny if his whole head went in and got stuck!

    +3 -0
  • big_daddy305 November 13, 2017

    That's not what I meant by "gimme head".

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  • john72 November 13, 2017

    Is this what they call the reverse birth?

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  • zack sweeney November 13, 2017

    Get your head outta her ass...

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  • ketamine<3 November 13, 2017

    Put it in her butt

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    • thorathole November 13, 2017

      @ketamine<3 LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • thorathole November 13, 2017

    Dick Head

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  • nybadguy November 13, 2017

    We are born out of a vagina and we spend all our life trying to go back in. Funny how that works.

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  • dry terd November 13, 2017

    Reminds me of the movie step brothers. "Dale, I just wanna roll you into a little ball and shove you in my vagina"

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  • maxm60 November 13, 2017

    If his head was painted up to look like a billiard ball or a bowling pin, they'd have no problem getting it up in that cooch

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  • fiddledeedee November 13, 2017

    Perry Mason voice: Isn't it true, counselor, that the plaintiff actually wanted to fit my client's head right up her wanton pussy?

    I maintain that my client put some lotion on his scalp and accidentally slipped on the lotion and simply fell head first into Miss Ming's pussy.

    His actions were merely - an accident - and the huge cum-squirting geyser by the plaintive clearly demonstrates she achieved some sort of immense sexual gratification from this deprived, sick and lurid act, but then again, we all did.

    Draw the blinds, please.

    Now if you don't believe me, let's review every sick, twisted frame of this video ..four more times. And pass the tissues.

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  • valhalla November 13, 2017

    I CALL FAKE!

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  • picklehiesner November 13, 2017

    What a dick head

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  • c5ultrasex November 13, 2017

    is this tutorial wearing a helmet??

    +1 -0
  • sarge07 November 13, 2017

    gross

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  • motorboatagoat November 13, 2017

    Hope he’s doubles as a plumber and gets that man made plumber putty, looks like there’s a leak

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  • silentshivers242 November 13, 2017

    This world suck so much he was trying to go back to nothingness

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  • fuckintrucker November 13, 2017

    OMG. Glad that's over.

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  • therockbalancer November 13, 2017

    good thing they blurred that out, i watch these videos with my 9 year old boy

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  • ezbuddy November 13, 2017

    That’s not how you’re supposed to give head

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  • highartfarts November 13, 2017

    Fucking faker: That's my ex-wife. So loose it was like fucking a bucket of warm water. In reality she wouldn't even notice the guy until he started wedging a shoulder in!

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  • italianweapon November 13, 2017

    Fucking Japs again.

    +1 -1
  • mr.spine November 13, 2017

    What a weird hat.

    +1 -1
  • truckingman November 13, 2017

    What in the MF" Holy Blue Fuck???

    +1 -0
  • ogsabertooth November 13, 2017

    I haven't seen acting this bad since showgirls.

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  • gandog56 November 14, 2017

    Avast thar, Thar she blows, it's the great yellow whale.

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  • omnomnom November 14, 2017

    so fake

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  • ruzin November 14, 2017

    By rights she'd get off having a baby come out of there then?

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  • hairry-mcballstein November 15, 2017

    Gave getting some head a whole new meaning

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  • frank n. stein November 17, 2017

    WTF, you NASTY shit stains?!!

    (Who is the shade-wearing dipshit?)

    +0 -0
  • ᏳᎧᎿᎿᎥ Ƙມ$ђ November 23, 2017

    Fake but still entertaining im new to this site

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