TWO BODILY FLUIDS THAT DON'T MAKE GOOD SURPRISES

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  • letmefindout November 14, 2017

    Urine and feces. The ties that can destroy or bind.

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  • maddog123 November 14, 2017

    First one been there buddy drunk as hell pissed on me on couch I house trained /sobered him up by biting his dick off and feeding it to the cats!I WAS FUCKING DRUNKER THAN HIM ! Second one I would fuck that bitch right on the duck shit I'm a filthy slut too!!!!

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    • sarge07 November 14, 2017

      @maddog123 why was your mouth so close to his dick?

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  • maddog123 November 14, 2017

    What was happy and luvthick suppose to be up to in that first clip?????

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    • sbohica November 14, 2017

      @maddog123

      I guess you were biting their dicks off.

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  • GrimmWilder November 14, 2017

    I thought pissing on niggers was out of season!!

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    • sbohica November 14, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      Two squirt, one shake limit this year. Fucking libtards!!!!!

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  • felterupgood November 14, 2017

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    • maddog123 November 14, 2017

      @felterupgood does Luke warm count?

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  • picklehiesner November 14, 2017

    Duck shart

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  • bigslick November 14, 2017

    Idk if that perfect blowjob mouth can compensate for DUCKS IN YOUR FUCKING BED!!!

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  • sealex November 14, 2017

    That's what you get for talkin shit Red! You get shit! Donald ain't havin it.

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  • thorathole November 14, 2017

    Duck for dinner now ....

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  • luvthick November 14, 2017

    WTF! is she doing with those ducks!?

    That must have been pay back for making them quack in her unwashed cunt.

    :-/

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  • fukume November 14, 2017

    Pissing people off and shit gets real fast

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  • sbohica November 14, 2017

    Quack quack and a couch. Hummmm.

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    • happyjack November 14, 2017

      @sbohica a shit stained couch cushion too hmmmm

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      • sbohica November 14, 2017

        @happyjack

        That's just fucking sick! An unwanted image that can't be un-imaged!

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  • pewpewpowa November 14, 2017

    can pee the poop off her

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  • zack sweeney November 14, 2017

    Isn't this supposed to be a Japanese video...

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  • freddykrueger November 14, 2017

    ...I'M TYRONE, FUCK THIS PISS SHIT!

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  • dry terd November 14, 2017

    She's in a shitty situation

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  • ketamine<3 November 14, 2017

    That's a surefire way to get your ass beat!

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    • frank n. stein November 17, 2017

      Yeah! First you piss on your boyfriend then he pounds your ass!

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  • ketamine<3 November 14, 2017

    https://m.youtube. com/watch?v=IKfYTlAuOKI

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  • bft$crew November 14, 2017

    That duck shit looks like it would sub for lubricant

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  • noboongoon November 14, 2017

    Daffy Duck has the right idea. I'd shit on her too. And cum on her and in her.

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    • ketamine<3 November 14, 2017

      @noboongoon you would be able to fuck her with the smell of shit all over

      The woman? Hmm didn't think you were Japanese.. my mistake

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  • sbohica November 14, 2017

    https://youtu.be/OK4fJhbRL1g

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  • sarge07 November 14, 2017

    duck duck goose

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    • frank n. stein November 17, 2017

      WHY does the whore have 2 geese in her bed, any way???!

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  • italianweapon November 14, 2017

    Urine and feces.

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  • bedpaneddie November 14, 2017

    Ok duck bitch, we all know that's not the first time you have been shit on

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  • fiddledeedee November 14, 2017

    Hey at least the duck pooped on the towel. Where's he supposed to go, the ladies restroom at Neiman-Marcus?

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  • hiwudjablome November 15, 2017

    Id like for the trashy red head to,,,,,wait for it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Blo-me

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    • frank n. stein November 17, 2017

      @hiwudjablome How original. (eye roll & slow clap, and wait for it,,,,,,,,,,,,,middle finger

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  • frank n. stein November 17, 2017

    Perpetrators are both BLACK, of course.

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