And then when he finally finds a chick that can handle it:....
"Damn, Some jap's head is already in there"!
@GrimmWilder noot noot?
@GrimmWilder Japanese are racist they don't want black dick
I know the feeling.... I get light headed and may pass out when I see clouds shaped like titties
OK? Explain that one TOREAL
@maddog123 I think that was Toreal
@picklehiesner only in his mind!
@maddog123 ReDICKulous., !!!
@maddog123 white dude with a fake dick wishing he was black.
For all the gold in Fort Knox, I would not wish that.
@sbohica oh yeah you would
Man, I'm as serious as a cat covering up shit!!!
Money doesn't mean much to me but my God given race absolutely does!
These guys penis pumps must have a kick start.
Contrary to porn lore you get less pussy with a larger cock. Most women say I don't what you are planning to do with that but it isn't going inside of me.
the legend of the Hidden Temple
Was he detecting Mines in the Woods?
I resemble these remarks.
Are you sure? Pigs have small dicks shaped like a cork screw.
@felterupgood Ha Ha! + I dont think letmefindout thought that one through fully.
Don't take my word for it. I frequently vacation in Texas (wink wink)
@letmefindout Ha! +
This guy has Donald Trump between his legs. " The Biggest Dick In The World"
@sealex I take issue with your assumption Sir! - How about Tony Blair?
What a shame, he cannot remember a single fuck!
He would be on every billboard on Polk St in San Francisco
The real three legged man
Hook him up with the big titty bitch in the above video...
Do we need 2 bbc videos every day now? Aren't pornsides spreading enough of this myth already?
You need to keep that "we" in your pocket there champ! You might offend some of these clowns.
@sbohica . . I am the champ, you are the chimp.
Fake news!!! No way in hell that was big foot!
theres plenty of guys asses that could handle that! Just turn gay dude you'll be fine.
He could probably f that first bitch if he doesn’t fall in.
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@yohanpalych Is that based on a Russian Proverb that doesnt quite translate?
I call shenanigans
@sarge07 yohan has been at the V*D*A methinks!
My fetish is my flaccid dick ...its a nightmare
It's simple math,,,,
Dick goes up... lights go out.
@italianweapon : are you some sort of retard - just copying earlier posts???
Is that a Clydesdale?
I first thought it was a mexican gardening with a leaf blower lol.
'Light headed and pass out'?
I didn't know Nancy Pelosi had a massive cock. Makes a little sense now.
so thats why they call him big foot?
gotta be a coon in his wood pile
OMFG....THAT CANNOT BE REAL....AND IF IT IS, WHERE DO I FIND IT???