HELL Naw...Not by the hair on her chinny chin chin!!
@GrimmWilder C'mon Grimm...all ya gotta do is feed the beast and she will treat you like a king.
Do you always laugh this hard over statements with a tinge of humor to them?
No offense to you, bigsmokey, but he's acting like he shit, pissed and puked his drawers because it was so damn funny.
I say this only because of the opportunity to return "the favor" to an ass.
Not with a car but a very large truck
Not in a house, not with a mouse
Not in a car, not after the bar
I will not fuck this elephant
I am not drunk, so I can't
@letmefindout not with a cat or a rat might fuck big mama up with a baseball bat!!! Yeah boy!
@maddog123 But what about the Cat In The Hat........?
Fucking christ! I've seen some fat sheboons, but that jungle bunny really takes the cake.
There's Supernova's and then there's Kilanova's.
There's Sheboon's and then there's Sheboonbeast's.
And hell, the fuck, to the NO!!! Not even with Cosby's ole crusted up pecker.
Wow. She actually needs a fan on her back to keep from falling forewards!
@bigslick And to keep the smell down.
I'll try it again
@ouch wasn’t nottin nice about it. I can’t unsee it, HELP!
I was hyp-no-tized
Well, let me try to de-hyp-no-tize you with that damn ditty from the video! It's for your own good, damn it!!
Looks like a huge blimp with 2 extra huge blimps hanging underneath.
This video shoulda had the other video's title: "Don't mess with a 12,000 pound elephant."
@kiwi cunt WICS MATERIAL
Shake n bake.
@crazyshit he'll need at least -5 to make the wics
You've got a house load. Do the man a solid..
@sbohica Ya just a dick head
Imagine her breast feeding!
yea,, every kid on the block at the same time..
LOL! "Her Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!"
I though they were about to come out my screen.
Ooooh if only!
Hell yea, be ready for my, next fight !
He's a desperate squatty body. Kinda feel for the little guy...
She got nipples the size of hockey pucks,fucking hockey pucks I tell you!
+++Or chocolate moon pies. Take your pick.
Dez zum good coco milk right there
...that was scary!
you don't hit it, it hits you!
And this was her good side.
Holy shit she must have a good wheelbarrow to walk around!
It would take a damn dump truck to hit that bitch with. By the way Ouch, your new avatar looks like Von Miller dressed as Pennywise
GOOD GOD !!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
A woman like that keep you warm on a cold night. That's one big momma-jamma!
Shit, a woman like that wud keep an entire brigade warm at night!
And stankin' like god awful shit!
I'm a drunk high horny bastard who actually has a weaknesses for leopard print, but fuuuuck no.
NASA should send a satellite to try and find out what those heavenly bodies are made of and further our knowledge as to how they came into being.
@airsporter they have enough mass that they provide their gravity field.
@sarge07 + Even Hawking couldent work out those Ortibs!
I expected a pecker to pop out
Damn. Jays ghost will forever haunt the minds of the CS PG...
Imagine how much sweat is under there in the summer!!...
@zack sweeney - So you hit her only in the cooler months ?
Probably less chaffing
Them jugs are like a vending machine. Push one up and a fresh loaf of bread pops out. Yeasty yum yums.
Is that Eddie Murphy in some snuff film he has made recently?
At least it didn't have a Dick.
With a pin... Pop those mofos.
I believe that's Annie Hawkins, alias Norm Stitz. I emailed her like twenty years ago and she emailed back with a nice reply, well before she became famous in the Guinness Book of World Records.
It's a good thing women come in all shapes and sizes, there's a gal to please everyone.
I've kept an open mind over the years, met a variety of ladies... to each their own...
Would I get it on with a woman who has... officially.... the biggest tits in the world? Ooooh yeah. How could I not?!
Probably would to be honest
I would titty fuck those tits, I'm not scared to take one for team.
I wouldn't even fuck her with my worst enemy's dick
I dont think i can close my eyes that tight
Hit it with what? Your car? okay.
I wouldnt fuck that with @GrimmWilders dick with @letmefindout pushing and blame it all on @maddog123
What the... what the fuck
Wouldn't hit it, with your dick.
Her titties aren't the only parts that are fat, guys.
I’ll hit for $600 I need a new ps4 and a headset