SO CRAZYSHIT, WOULD U HIT IT?

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  • GrimmWilder November 14, 2017

    HELL Naw...Not by the hair on her chinny chin chin!!

    +7 -3
    • bigsmokey86 November 14, 2017

      @GrimmWilder C'mon Grimm...all ya gotta do is feed the beast and she will treat you like a king.

      +5 -0
      • sbohica November 14, 2017

        @bigsmokey86

        ROTFLMMFAO!

        +++++++++

        +4 -6
        • srv November 19, 2017

          @sbohica

          Do you always laugh this hard over statements with a tinge of humor to them?

          No offense to you, bigsmokey, but he's acting like he shit, pissed and puked his drawers because it was so damn funny.

          I say this only because of the opportunity to return "the favor" to an ass.

          +0 -0
  • maddog123 November 14, 2017

    Not with a car but a very large truck

    +5 -2
    • letmefindout November 14, 2017

      @maddog123

      Not in a house, not with a mouse

      Not in a car, not after the bar

      I will not fuck this elephant

      I am not drunk, so I can't

      +4 -4
      • maddog123 November 14, 2017

        @letmefindout not with a cat or a rat might fuck big mama up with a baseball bat!!! Yeah boy!

        +2 -2
        • letmefindout November 14, 2017

          @maddog123

          Plus 1

          +1 -3
        • bigsmokey86 November 14, 2017

          @maddog123 But what about the Cat In The Hat........?

          +0 -0
  • kiwi cunt November 14, 2017

    Fucking christ! I've seen some fat sheboons, but that jungle bunny really takes the cake.

    +4 -2
    • sbohica November 14, 2017

      @kiwi cunt

      There's Supernova's and then there's Kilanova's.

      There's Sheboon's and then there's Sheboonbeast's.

      And hell, the fuck, to the NO!!! Not even with Cosby's ole crusted up pecker.

      +4 -9
  • bigslick November 14, 2017

    Wow. She actually needs a fan on her back to keep from falling forewards!

    +1 -0
    • bigsmokey86 November 14, 2017

      @bigslick And to keep the smell down.

      +0 -0
  • mehofjack November 14, 2017

    I'll try it again

    +1 -0
  • ouch November 14, 2017

    Nice Nipples

    +7 -10
    • lafind November 14, 2017

      @ouch wasn’t nottin nice about it. I can’t unsee it, HELP!

      +3 -0
  • letmefindout November 14, 2017

    I was hyp-no-tized

    +2 -3
    • srv November 19, 2017

      @letmefindout

      Well, let me try to de-hyp-no-tize you with that damn ditty from the video! It's for your own good, damn it!!

      +0 -0
  • sealex November 14, 2017

    Looks like a huge blimp with 2 extra huge blimps hanging underneath.

    +3 -0
  • kiwi cunt November 14, 2017

    This video shoulda had the other video's title: "Don't mess with a 12,000 pound elephant."

    +8 -1
    • crazyshit November 14, 2017

      @kiwi cunt WICS MATERIAL

      +3 -0
      • letmefindout November 14, 2017

        @crazyshit

        Shake n bake.

        +2 -4
      • ouch November 14, 2017

        @crazyshit he'll need at least -5 to make the wics

        +4 -8
        • sbohica November 14, 2017

          @ouch

          You've got a house load. Do the man a solid..

          +5 -6
          • ouch November 14, 2017

            @sbohica Ya just a dick head

            +2 -2
    • hiwudjablome November 15, 2017

      @kiwi cunt

      Ha..........

      +0 -1
  • luvthick November 14, 2017

    Imagine her breast feeding!

    +5 -3
    • letmefindout November 14, 2017

      @luvthick

      Poor kid

      +2 -3
    • hiwudjablome November 14, 2017

      @luvthick

      yea,, every kid on the block at the same time..

      +2 -2
      • luvthick November 14, 2017

        @hiwudjablome

        LOL! "Her Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!"

        +4 -1
  • spaghettios November 14, 2017

    I though they were about to come out my screen.

    +3 -0
    • fiddledeedee November 14, 2017

      @spaghettios

      Ooooh if only!

      +1 -0
  • bigsmokey86 November 14, 2017

    Absolutely not.

    +0 -1
  • drewstl November 14, 2017

    Hell yea, be ready for my, next fight !

    +2 -0
  • sbohica November 14, 2017

    He's a desperate squatty body. Kinda feel for the little guy...

    +4 -9
  • whitescorpion November 14, 2017

    She got nipples the size of hockey pucks,fucking hockey pucks I tell you!

    +6 -0
    • sbohica November 14, 2017

      @whitescorpion

      +++Or chocolate moon pies. Take your pick.

      +5 -9
  • pewpewpowa November 14, 2017

    yea

    +1 -0
  • quantum November 14, 2017

    Dez zum good coco milk right there

    +4 -1
  • freddykrueger November 14, 2017

    ...that was scary!

    +3 -1
  • rakka November 14, 2017

    you don't hit it, it hits you!

    +1 -0
  • happyjack November 14, 2017

    And this was her good side.

    +8 -4
  • ketamine<3 November 14, 2017

    Holy shit she must have a good wheelbarrow to walk around!

    +3 -0
  • dry terd November 14, 2017

    It would take a damn dump truck to hit that bitch with. By the way Ouch, your new avatar looks like Von Miller dressed as Pennywise

    +1 -0
  • darksider803 November 14, 2017

    GOOD GOD !!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    +1 -0
  • maxm60 November 14, 2017

    A woman like that keep you warm on a cold night. That's one big momma-jamma!

    +1 -0
    • sbohica November 14, 2017

      @maxm60

      Shit, a woman like that wud keep an entire brigade warm at night!

      And stankin' like god awful shit!

      +3 -8
  • digurgutsout November 14, 2017

    I'm a drunk high horny bastard who actually has a weaknesses for leopard print, but fuuuuck no.

    +3 -0
  • airsporter November 14, 2017

    NASA should send a satellite to try and find out what those heavenly bodies are made of and further our knowledge as to how they came into being.

    +1 -2
    • sarge07 November 14, 2017

      @airsporter they have enough mass that they provide their gravity field.

      +1 -0
      • airsporter November 14, 2017

        @sarge07 + Even Hawking couldent work out those Ortibs!

        +2 -2
        • sarge07 November 14, 2017

          @airsporter HAHAHA!!

          +0 -0
  • sarge07 November 14, 2017

    I expected a pecker to pop out

    +0 -0
    • sbohica November 14, 2017

      @sarge07

      Damn. Jays ghost will forever haunt the minds of the CS PG...

      +2 -4
  • zack sweeney November 14, 2017

    Imagine how much sweat is under there in the summer!!...

    +2 -1
    • picklehiesner November 14, 2017

      @zack sweeney - So you hit her only in the cooler months ?

      +4 -0
      • felterupgood November 14, 2017

        @picklehiesner

        Probably less chaffing

        +2 -0
    • sbohica November 14, 2017

      @zack sweeney

      Them jugs are like a vending machine. Push one up and a fresh loaf of bread pops out. Yeasty yum yums.

      +2 -3
  • italianweapon November 14, 2017

    Not with a car but a very large truck

    +0 -3
  • toothpickstabbed November 14, 2017

    Is that Eddie Murphy in some snuff film he has made recently?

    +0 -0
  • bedpaneddie November 14, 2017

    Uhhh, mom?

    +0 -0
  • bearded_misfit November 14, 2017

    At least it didn't have a Dick.

    +1 -0
  • ruzin November 14, 2017

    With a pin... Pop those mofos.

    +0 -0
  • fiddledeedee November 14, 2017

    I believe that's Annie Hawkins, alias Norm Stitz. I emailed her like twenty years ago and she emailed back with a nice reply, well before she became famous in the Guinness Book of World Records.

    It's a good thing women come in all shapes and sizes, there's a gal to please everyone.

    I've kept an open mind over the years, met a variety of ladies... to each their own...

    Would I get it on with a woman who has... officially.... the biggest tits in the world? Ooooh yeah. How could I not?!

    +2 -0
  • fatlarry November 14, 2017

    aaaaa.......no comment

    +1 -0
  • captjim November 14, 2017

    Probably would to be honest

    +1 -0
  • pinkyjenk November 14, 2017

    I would titty fuck those tits, I'm not scared to take one for team.

    +1 -0
  • balls mclongcock November 14, 2017

    I wouldn't even fuck her with my worst enemy's dick

    +0 -1
  • hiwudjablome November 15, 2017

    I dont think i can close my eyes that tight

    +0 -1
  • old fokker November 15, 2017

    Hit it with what? Your car? okay.

    +1 -0
  • juandrama November 15, 2017

    Yuk

    +0 -0
  • hairry-mcballstein November 15, 2017

    I wouldnt fuck that with @GrimmWilders dick with @letmefindout pushing and blame it all on @maddog123

    +0 -0
  • spider-man November 15, 2017

    What the... what the fuck

    +0 -0
  • sleeko November 16, 2017

    Wouldn't hit it, with your dick.

    +1 -0
  • frank n. stein November 17, 2017

    Her titties aren't the only parts that are fat, guys.

    +0 -0
  • ᏳᎧᎿᎿᎥ Ƙມ$ђ November 23, 2017

    I’ll hit for $600 I need a new ps4 and a headset

    +0 -0
 
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