$20 TO ANYBODY THAT CAN TRANSLATE THIS

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  • letmefindout November 16, 2017

    Translation = "I be needin' a dub for a rock else your engine be blocked wit no oil 'cause I came back and gots mine."

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    • officerdribble November 16, 2017

      @letmefindout got to love dis shit ya get me blud

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      • letmefindout November 16, 2017

        @officerdribble

        As much as people complain about stereotyping, sometimes these truths are self evident.

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  • dick steel November 16, 2017

    Ooo ooo aaa aaa eee eee!!!

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  • vikingshill November 16, 2017

    It's the black Boomhauer

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    • letmefindout November 16, 2017

      @vikingshill

      His street name is Valvoline.

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    • letmefindout November 16, 2017

      @vikingshill

      Plus 1

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    • frank n. stein November 17, 2017

      @vikingshill YAS!!!!

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    • harly9 November 17, 2017

      @vikingshill +1000 LMMFAO!

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  • dlc_as_in_tlc November 16, 2017

    Boomhauer ebonics!

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  • kore November 16, 2017

    Uhhhh??? What?? All I understood was oil. I think he said he needs the oil for his skin...

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    • bigsmokey86 November 16, 2017

      @kore It puts the oil on its skin or else it gets the herpes again.

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  • bft$crew November 16, 2017

    Can you fry chicken in motor oil???

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    • bigsmokey86 November 16, 2017

      @bft$crew Add enough Crisco sure.

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  • jay-o November 16, 2017

    he basically stole oil from her car because he bought it, from what I understand. he says fuck a lot, too.

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    • stenchfart November 16, 2017

      @jay-o and alot spilled on the ground also get some other black mother fucker to put the plug back in..he got what he came for --and he should snatch the whole engine outta the mother fucker car

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      • baddogonline November 16, 2017

        @stenchfart Translation for English speakers: She's fucking another nigger now, and his feelings are hurt. So, he took his oil change back, since he ain't getting no more of her pussy.

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  • peaks November 16, 2017

    "Dumb Nigger" is redundant.

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  • letmefindout November 16, 2017

    Crack head = cracked engine block.

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  • hiwudjablome November 16, 2017

    Bottom line,,,,,,he put oil in the bitches car and she's sucking someone else's dick,,,she's not Bloin-him

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    • luvthick November 16, 2017

      @hiwudjablome

      You got it!

      He basically told her, to tell the other man she's Fucking to come and put oil in the car.

      Boomhauer is Awesome!

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      • happyjack November 16, 2017

        @luvthick correct and he's taking the oil that he put in back LOL

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  • GrimmWilder November 16, 2017

    Never let happyjack work on your car!!

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    • happyjack November 16, 2017

      @GrimmWilder never let my little pony work on your.......oh nevermind he never works.

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      • bigsmokey86 November 16, 2017

        @happyjack You might need some Viagra then.

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        • happyjack November 16, 2017

          @bigsmokey86 that's pretty good +1

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  • airsporter November 16, 2017

    Wait for the Invoice....Everything should be listed.

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  • toy-boat November 16, 2017

    He's like a negro with red neck attitude

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    • luvthick November 16, 2017

      @toy-boat

      Ever been to the south? If they hail from the same area, they all pretty much sound and act the same. The only difference is one is darker than the other. Another shocking fact - Many Black and White southerners have great long lasting relationships minus the civil war and confederate thing.

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      • mr.spine November 16, 2017

        @luvthick for the love of the cousin.

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      • ketamine<3 November 16, 2017

        @luvthick yeah my uncles in Louisiana, I tell you I say huh or what a hundred times in a conversation with them lol it ain't just black people.

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  • berget November 16, 2017

    next gen rap

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  • conciousblackguy November 16, 2017

    This guy petty

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    • luvthick November 16, 2017

      @conciousblackguy

      What would you do if you gave her a free oil change, and found out she was giving that pussy to someone else?

      Shit! That was minor.

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  • failure101 November 16, 2017

    Bitches be nagging

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  • mr.spine November 16, 2017

    Him: Call the cops...I am changing oil....bring sammich...her: I'm calling cops...petty....rah rah rah!

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  • mad jock November 16, 2017

    Hood mechanic....not got a fukin clue what he said, if i took my eyes of the subs...

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  • sealex November 16, 2017

    LOL...now I've seen it all... a black guy working as a mechanic!! He's not fooling anyone!!lmmfao

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  • ketamine<3 November 16, 2017

    haha that's fucking awesome! " you know you should get someone to clean the fucking ground cause a lot of that shit went to the fuckin ground"

    " you mean to tell me you didn't put the plug back in"?

    "Fuck that god damn part"

    Haha

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  • omnomnom November 16, 2017

    Bitches be like:"YOU GOT 10 GODAMN SECONDS TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE"

    Guy: I came to get my shit I bought for you back hoe. And you better clean this mess up too.

    Bitch: Really so you mean to tell me you ain't put the pump back in?

    Like reall what the fuck.

    Great edit also

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  • dibs November 16, 2017

    That nigger needs a whole lot of re-education.

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  • danbus180 November 16, 2017

    Sounds like Micky mouse on speed

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  • dry terd November 16, 2017

    That's gotta be from my neck of the woods. She obviously didn't pay that little fucker for her oil change and he was simply there to repo his oil. Bitch was pissed. Funny he left the plug out too!

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  • yohanpalych November 16, 2017

    Nigga!))

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  • shithawk November 16, 2017

    What language is this? Auctioneer?

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  • sleeko November 16, 2017

    I could be wrong, but I think he just auctioned off that Honda.

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  • acairman November 16, 2017

    Changing oil on a stolen car?

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  • salvador76 November 16, 2017

    Lmfaooooooo

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  • lafind November 16, 2017

    So that’s why the listen to Rap music. It the closest to their tongue.

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  • zack sweeney November 16, 2017

    I speak "hood" , he said , "you did not pay for services rendered, therefore I have conducted a repossession of said services...and by the way bitch I spilled oil all over the mother fucken ground ...

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  • quantum November 16, 2017

    Oil-Robin-Hood under the hood in the hood.

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    • truckingman November 16, 2017

      LMMF"AO, ..............................

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  • lgr94 November 16, 2017

    I would have just paid $20 for the oil change from Pep Boys Cheap fuck.

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  • felterupgood November 16, 2017

    Where's the lady from the Airplane movie that spoke jive and translated for the Caucasians ?

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    • frank n. stein November 17, 2017

      Barbara Billingsley

      (aka June Cleaver, Beaver's mother)

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  • pinkyjenk November 16, 2017

    Throw some auto-tune in this and we got ourselves a new rapper.

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  • sarge07 November 16, 2017

    huh??

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  • drewstl November 16, 2017

    I'm black, try to TRANSLATE this, So therefore , I'm not a N. LOL

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    • frank n. stein November 17, 2017

      @drewstl Not all black folks are nig's. Just the trash.

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  • ogma November 16, 2017

    Easy : colom zo fok ay dogiva fok maaayy fokem ova / foryo pakyo chi onlawo wadofok aïdee efyou gademcop / yogadem rat akem ogui ma mozofoko olber foyo foki cock zer mozofoko / weegawee fonaged weed awon buna fokay olanee mozofokoli budbunny ol fodo ol may

    You're welcome.

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    • hiwudjablome November 17, 2017

      @ogma

      Yea ,,,that really sums it up

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  • italianweapon November 16, 2017

    It's the black Boomhauer

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  • sbohica November 16, 2017

    "My balls itch".

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  • truckingman November 16, 2017

    He reclaimed, X number required for the engine, quarts of used motor, he bought and added to girlfriend's car, from the said car over a disagreement with his girlfiend...

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  • nybadguy November 16, 2017

    Yeah. What he said

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  • fukume November 16, 2017

    He said I'm a nigga and proud of it too muthafuka

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  • deadpen November 16, 2017

    FUCK he done dropped a track on that bitch. Motherfucker going platinum next week.

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    • sheelajackson November 17, 2017

      @deadpen

      Laughing my white ass off.+1

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  • spider-man November 16, 2017

    God I love you

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  • baddogonline November 16, 2017

    See everybody? This is why we used to have "white only" restaurants, schools, and neighborhoods.

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  • psychoman5665 November 17, 2017

    Prepare that $20, *Clears throat* Blah blah blah, cotton, blah blah blah, chicken, blah blah blah, AIDS blah blah blah blah watermelon blah blah

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  • frank n. stein November 17, 2017

    Ma ba fa da fuckin' blacka ga ma na fuckin ta ma ba da va muthuhfuckin'

    .... Nigonics

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  • whorunwerun November 17, 2017

    Why do we keep them around?

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  • rockinron November 19, 2017

    what ever happened to BigTalk that nigger could tell us exactly what this coon said

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  • kiwi cunt November 22, 2017

    We need that white woman from the movie Airplane! to translate the jive that nigger be talking.

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  • ᏳᎧᎿᎿᎥ Ƙມ$ђ November 23, 2017

    Is that a guy or girl I’m lost

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