WATCH THIS AND TRY TO TELL ME ZOMBIES AREN'T REAL

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  • toy-boat November 19, 2017

    Just beat the shit out of him pussy

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    • letmefindout November 19, 2017

      @toy-boat

      He already did. He just wasn't man enough to get the job finished.

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  • cillotin November 19, 2017

    Sir! Please leave my house?? <<Brah This is totally the wrong way to get zombie out of house, just get the nail bat and beat the crap of out it.

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    • letmefindout November 19, 2017

      @cillotin

      Or throw some brains out the door.

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      • deadpen November 19, 2017

        @letmefindout judging from the video I don't think either guy had any.

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        • letmefindout November 19, 2017

          @deadpen

          You are so right.

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  • omnomnom November 19, 2017

    why the fuck are they still trying to communicate with him after it doesn't work for the 10th time, wrap him up with tape or a rope or something, don't just beat the shit out of him he doesn't know what the fuck hes doing or where he is on this earth. sheesh

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    • letmefindout November 19, 2017

      @omnomnom

      He took a licking and kept on kicking.

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    • ketamine<3 November 19, 2017

      @omnomnom yep I would have called the cops a while ago.

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      • letmefindout November 19, 2017

        @ketamine<3

        Fuck the cops. Throw a party cause of the free entertainment.

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  • smallkilling November 19, 2017

    Please let me party with you. Look I'm a zombie

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  • airsporter November 19, 2017

    Did someone leave the backdoor open and this nutter just wanders in?

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  • zack sweeney November 19, 2017

    Obviously they have never seen "The Walking Dead" ...

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  • GrimmWilder November 19, 2017

    Punk and a punk and more punk!

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  • airsporter November 19, 2017

    Inconsiderate fuck is bleeding on Tarquins new gay carpet.

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  • hiwudjablome November 19, 2017

    2 pure pussies,, walk in my place like that your going out on a strecher..

    Did anyone notice what looked like a bag of toot on the table...

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    • ketamine<3 November 19, 2017

      @hiwudjablome stretcher? Try body bag!

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  • maxm60 November 19, 2017

    Ya think maybe he had one of those token vibrators up his ass?

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  • drtyrell November 19, 2017

    Can't you tell he's tripping balls?

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  • fukume November 19, 2017

    The power of Christ compels you sir to please get the fuck outta my house.

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    • letmefindout November 19, 2017

      @fukume

      Such a rude host! Doesn't anybody have manners anymore?

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  • fuzzybuzz November 19, 2017

    jesus! what pussies!

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    • truckingman November 19, 2017

      Fuzzybuzz intruders can, unfortunately, sue you if they get injured in your home despite the fact the said intruders are committing any crimes as they obtain they injures.

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      • letmefindout November 19, 2017

        @truckingman

        I would sue the cocaine out of him.

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  • dondapa November 19, 2017

    People nowadays all politically correct " Bro please leave my house " ..............Man up boy's!!! Beat the shit outta him and throw him the fuck out....

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  • therockbalancer November 19, 2017

    what a bunch of actual pussies

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  • gfys November 19, 2017

    Get out of my residence? Where are they... Hogwarts?

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  • stenchfart November 19, 2017

    That was ouch at the last years crazyshit xmas party

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  • big_daddy305 November 19, 2017

    Don't fucking bite my friend!

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  • happyjack November 19, 2017

    Drunk dude was super familiar with the other guy's crotch area. Punched him in the eye to try to throw his other buddies off.

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    • ketamine<3 November 19, 2017

      @happyjack I don't think he was drunk.. that was something else man.

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      • happyjack November 19, 2017

        @ketamine<3 I had the volume down earlier couldn't hear all of the dialogue but yeah not drunk, but out of his mind.

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      • srv November 19, 2017

        @ketamine<3

        Synthetics up the yinner.

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  • big_daddy305 November 19, 2017

    Is that Matt Hughes?

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  • ketamine<3 November 19, 2017

    The first thing I have to ask is why was your house unlocked in the first place? your obviously not getting through, call the cops and try and pin him down till they get there. I would have already put one in his head once the door opened and I didn't get an answer of who he was.

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  • shithawk November 19, 2017

    That gay couple really enjoys their privacy.

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    • frank n. stein November 19, 2017

      @shithawk : The INTRUDER is the one that put his mouth on the guy, then grabbed his balls.

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  • harly9 November 19, 2017

    Fucking morons couldn't just drag him out?

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  • frank n. stein November 19, 2017

    OMG! Sir! Sir! Sir! 1) Call the Police. 2) There's 2 of you; drag his ass out & lock the door!

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  • deadpen November 19, 2017

    SIR SIR SIR SIR SIR YOU ARE ATTRACTING MY FRIEND SIR SIR SIR. You are acting in a manner that makes me want to call the cops but we have WAY TOO MUCH weed in here to do that. SIR SIR SIR SIR .

    He's biting my leg.

    *All the dumb will become zombies, then the fat, then poof they will die off cause all the dip shits and fatties will not be able to catch anyone else to become zombies.

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  • felterupgood November 19, 2017

    This comment has been deleted

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    • letmefindout November 19, 2017

      @felterupgood

      He gave them to his friends, that was the problem.

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  • peaks November 19, 2017

    "sir, please...residence'?

    What a couple of cunts!

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  • happyjack November 19, 2017

    Grab him by the ankles and drag his dumbass out of the house and down the street a little so he doesn't come back. Shit isn't that complicated.

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  • picklehiesner November 19, 2017

    So what are you saying ,You don't want him in your house ?

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  • truckingman November 19, 2017

    One of the home owners said "I will fuck you up." I believe the intruder is alread MF" FUCKED UP ON SO SORT OF ILLCSIT SUBSTANCE...

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  • truckingman November 19, 2017

    Is the intruder a victim of the street drug FLAKKA?

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  • sarge07 November 19, 2017

    Don't you shoot, stab, or club zombies in the head to dispatch em?

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  • bedpaneddie November 19, 2017

    Don't the know to shoot it in the head?

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  • rasriff November 19, 2017

    What a bunch of faggots.

    Two guys couldn’t handle that squirming retard?

    Hit him with a shovel, and bury him in the yard.

    Pussies.

    +1 -0
  • 3rdsyllable November 19, 2017

    that's just Clayton trying to make new friends

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  • mrmurder0321 November 19, 2017

    LOL this is the future of this planet!

    These snowflakes sound like a bunch of cross dressing fat cunts!

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  • sealex November 20, 2017

    What a pair of pussies...Just kick the shit out of him and throw him the fuck out. You sound more stupid than he looks like a zombie.

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  • italianweapon November 20, 2017

    Just beat the shit out of him pussy

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  • wtf2017 November 21, 2017

    Ohhhh The Voice of a SHELTERED LIFE! This dude "Pleading with this man to leave is so pathetic " Had this been at a regular persons house or even better a THE GHETTO ... You'd be hearing the sound of bones in his face breaking lol .

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  • ruzin November 25, 2017

    They never heard of calling the cops?

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  • jayelee November 27, 2017

    calling the dickhead "sir" and asking him to leave? he's lucky he wasnt in my house,i woulda dragged him out by his balls,then kicked him like a soccer ball down the street

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