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  • secret squirrel November 22, 2017

    This is what happens when you never loose your virginity.

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    • ketamine<3 November 22, 2017

      @secret squirrel I played with fire by losing my virginity..

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      • goregasm November 22, 2017

        @ketamine<3 whooooaa this sex is on fire! ...you should see a doctor about that.

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    • joedumber November 22, 2017

      @secret squirrel your right, I should've got my degree 20 years ago, but the sexcapade has been awesome if you read my comments on here for the past 10 years, im getting my B.S. in that shit right there next year.

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    • nybadguy November 22, 2017

      @secret squirrel now he is a flamer

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    • airsporter November 22, 2017

      @secret squirrel How do you explain Silicon Valley?

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    • raped and left for dead November 23, 2017

      @secret squirrel ...or loose it to another GUY

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  • letmefindout November 22, 2017

    Sure beats killing ants with a magnifying glass

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    • airsporter November 22, 2017

      @letmefindout Nahh..nothing beats that exact focus that smokes the little bastards as quick as they emerge.

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  • hiwudjablome November 22, 2017

    Dudes got way to much time on his hands,,needs to get out of moms basement more

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  • luvthick November 22, 2017

    Looks like Thomas has a bad yeast infection.

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  • kiwi cunt November 22, 2017

    Couple of thousand of those in the middle east would erase that muslim infestation they got there.

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  • sealex November 22, 2017

    Maybe a life size one will be next. He is gna build it out of a Hummer he steals and then end up on the news. He better move out of moms garage if he ever wants to get laid.

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  • strokerace November 22, 2017

    Thomas the train isn't fucking around.

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  • txdo_msk November 22, 2017

    Hey! He used to be on the Flite Test crew in Youtube! Really cool designs in everything his done...

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  • maxm60 November 22, 2017

    Hey, that was pretty cool. Make it fly and then you really have something.

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  • gfys November 22, 2017

    He wins! Coolest dad of 2017.

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  • ithinkimdumb November 22, 2017

    Where was this in the Black Friday sales paper?

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  • dry terd November 22, 2017

    Granted he's prolly never seen a real live vagina, but I would love to that damn flame-throwing machine!

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  • felterupgood November 22, 2017

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    • airsporter November 22, 2017

      @felterupgood Forgive ignorance.. Whats a Cane mill?

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      • truckingman November 22, 2017

        Airsporter, a cane mill is a set of steal rollers, three(groved and geared[synchronized]) in a cast iron housing used to crush sugar crane to extract the, sugar, cranes' juice. The, sugar, cane juice can be cooked, boiled, down to create cane syrup in large cane pots.

        Pictures of animal powered, sugar, cane mills.

        https://fcit.usf.edu/florida/photos/cities/ccountry/crackc2/photos/crackc34.jpg

        http://www.southernmatters.com/sugarcane/images/snapshots/

        13--SM_Mill_(Quitman%20GA)_(92).jpg

        http://c8.alamy.com/comp/C5T6GX/chattanooga-plow-company-old-

        animal-powered-sugar-cane-mill-equipment-C5T6GX.jpg

        http://www.southernmatters.com/sugarcane/images/snapshots/32--Unknown_mill_Metcalfe.JPG

        http://www.southernmatters.com/sugarcane/images/snapshots/22--Pioneer%20Village%20Troy

        %20AL%20Chatt%2012%20Juice%20Spout.jpg

        http://www.syrupmakers.com/catalogs/chattanooga/chattacat.htm

        http://bakerblockmuseum.org/syrup2.jpg

        https://www.tnhomeandfarm.com/wp-content/uploads/

        2016/08/106WI05ARCHED12-660x430.jpg

        A YouTube video about the operation of a, sugar, cane mill.

        https://youtu.be/0o80msKM6Fw

        https://youtu.be/V93RXotMtGc

        Pictures of 'cane pots' used to cook down the, sugar, cane juice to cane syrup.

        http://c8.alamy.com/comp/CYJH0G/making-sugar-from-sugar-

        cane-juice-munnar-marayur-kerala-india-big-CYJH0G.jpg

        http://www.southernmatters.com/sugarcane/images/brinson/14--Brinson%20J%20(WHO%202002)%20

        (87%20)%20A%20Brinson%20taking%20up%20syrup.jpg

        http://www.authenticflorida.com/clientuploads/Cane%20Day%20-%20Melton/SugarCaneBoil625X.jpg (with a sum skim board and sum rim)

        https://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-photo-ruins-of-an-old-sugar-mill-from-the-early-s-

        a-large-boiling-pot-sits-on-a-brick-oven-that-80193070.jpg

        http://www.authenticflorida.com/clientuploads/Cane%20Day%20-%

        20Melton/ItTakesAVillage-SugarCaneSyrup625X.jpg (hand skimming scum off the top of cooking cane juice.)

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        • airsporter November 22, 2017

          @truckingman Thank you for taking the time & trouble.By the time I get through all those references I'll be an expert.

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          • joedumber November 22, 2017

            @airsporter dont know what your talking about, there are sugar embargos in the US, that's why HFCS has taken over

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        • big_daddy305 November 24, 2017

          @truckingman Steel rollers. Steal rollers has a completely different meaning, big guy.

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    • truckingman November 22, 2017

      Felterupgood, I suggest that you try contacting a machine shop and have its' technicians recreate the part or parts you require for your cane mill.

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      • felterupgood November 22, 2017

        This comment has been deleted

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        • joedumber November 22, 2017

          @felterupgood where you sell your sugar?, cause the US won't buy it

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          • sarge07 November 23, 2017

            @joedumber he'll produce cane syrup, sugar is refined from the cane syrup.

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        • truckingman November 23, 2017

          Felterupgood, I wish you good luck repairing your cane mill with your modifications to the cane mill's frame; also, I hope you can finish processing your sugar cane crop.

          Sincerely, Robert Hallock

          the truckingman.

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        • sarge07 November 23, 2017

          @felterupgood You can melt the Babbitt with a cast iron pot and the burner from a turkey fryer. Make a sand mold of the part you need and sand cast it. MAKE SURE, ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SURE THE SAND IS DRY DRY DRY, before pouring the Babbitt or it can explode. A little fine filing to remove skagg, burrs etc, and it should be fine.

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  • peaks November 22, 2017

    It's Thomas the Fuck You Engine!

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    • airsporter November 22, 2017

      @peaks With no troublesome trucks!

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  • airsporter November 22, 2017

    Bet you a £1 to a pinch of pigshit nybadguy has ordered one from Santa to sort his pesky neighbour out.

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    • truckingman November 22, 2017

      Airsporter, I believe he has ordered a large and silent aerial drone, with a custom flame thrower attachment and a night vision camera, to patrol his property thieving trespassers.

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      • airsporter November 22, 2017

        @truckingman : Its all this hyped A.I. shit.. You can now send a robot dog to plant a turd on your neighbours flowerbed through a small gap in his fence....

        Technology eh..

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  • sarge07 November 22, 2017

    Next on "When child stars go bad"

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  • truckingman November 22, 2017

    Mike, I was wondering the R/C modifier, the gentleman in the video, has a link to a set of plans on his website or YouTube, the video's page.

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  • thedude8921 November 22, 2017

    Looks like Sid from next door is back at it again! #toystory

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  • captjim November 22, 2017

    That's Peter Siprol, I'm all over his youtube page, and met him at flight fest 2016. Check out his site: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7yF9tV4xWEMZkel7q8La_w

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  • offdhook November 22, 2017

    is that how movies are shot? just curious

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  • psychoman5665 November 23, 2017

    "I know not what world war 3 will be fought with, but world war 4 will be fought with Thomas The Tank Engines satanic brother" -Albert Einstein

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  • frank n. stein November 28, 2017

    He's cute. That's all I have to say.

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  • stinkywand December 11, 2017

    Thomas does not look too happy with that blaster on his back. Shit, that thing needs a real test drive. Any requests?

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