Slam a dick up her ass,,that'll get her moving
@hiwudjablome your not gonna beleive this but Natalie Merchant makes the same moves in her 1983 10000 maniacs video Like the Weather, just saw it this morning
If only it worked that way...
TBH, She's hot but that was stupid, plus he didn't even fuck Her. You should've played G.I. Joes before she arrived
Betcha he fucked the GI Joe doll because of the Kung Fu grip.
Giving me childhood flashbacks ...
@hiwudjablome of being a 'mannetard'?
Dont be fucking with the kung fu grip
How the fuck is she supposed to make a sandwich?!
@secret squirrel does she come with accessories? like a frying pan and vacuum?
What a waste of good money, he didn't even get a stinky finger.
Stick that apple up her ass!
well, wash it first....lol
And other guys complain when they just lay there like a dead fish.
hit it man, where the fuck did you go? she wont cry assault for another 30 years com'on man
@joedumber this just made me fap in less than a minute, dammit tryin to save it for the holidays
Put the energiser bunny up her butt
You know the only way that ugly motherfucker will ever get laid is with a blow up doll.
And he had to borrow one from his sister
she's definitely a 'butterface', but still worth blasting a load on.
Damn.... She is perfect. Just do what you need and put her back in the closet.
State of that shitter I wouldn’t touch it
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@felterupgood has definitely seen better days
Ha. Just like my wife!
Oooo, that was cold lmmfao
That's it???!!! He got a chick and for the past hour or so, he didn't even fuck her, this guy a retard than she is
Just how I like my bitches naked and quiet.
Of all things to put in her mouth he chooses an apple??!!! And her dark hot pockets could go for a bleach but I would still go nuts deep
Wonder how much he had to pay fer her service
At first I wondered what she was thinking then I stopped wondering
What a dumbass! Supposed to fuck her when she's locked up like that!
Is she one of those submissives ?
She needs an anal bleaching...and a psychiatrist
@sheelajackson Just needs to change her ringtone.
The perfect women .doesnt say a word.
That asshole and pussy looks disgusting
looks like her poop chute had a lot of 5 alarm chili coming out of it over the years
@sbohica nursing a cold
Wasn't this a Tom Hanks movie?
The only Tard I see is the Tard not fucking her in the ass.
Stroke victims can be fun too
Was I the only one thinking was he going to fuck her yet?
@sbohica Are you 3?
@sbohica fucking idiot
@sbohica thats uncalled for ouchs face?! cmon now the butthole wasnt that bad
has porn gone to far?
My wife actually moves LESS than that in bed..
...there's always room for JELLO!
That slut dummy showed a lot of hard wear and tear on that bunghole ridden hard and put away wet too many times
@blackenedamerica a sex doll would probably still charge more than her for that
Well, I didn't even need the chloroform...
She looks like she has mastered the ability of shutting the fuck down at an early age,zanny bars are a wonderful thing
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