LIFE MUST BE GOOD WHEN YOU HAVE A 14 INCH PENIS

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  • toreal November 27, 2017

    White women will forever love black dick.

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    • ouch November 27, 2017

      @toreal you're living proof

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      • oldrooster November 27, 2017

        @ouch I hope he reports all that money he is making to the IRS.

        +9 -1
        • felterupgood November 27, 2017

          @oldrooster

          I didn't see the tip jar

          +11 -6
          • james511969 November 27, 2017

            @felterupgood you’d have to pull back the skin to see the tip.

            +4 -0
        • happyjack November 27, 2017

          @oldrooster As much as the IRS would love to take his money, pretty sure this isn't the good ole US of A.

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        • ouch November 28, 2017

          @oldrooster lol Toreal is OK dude

          Basically he is a one trick pony that one and a while bitch slap us crackers in the PG. He Ayyyiiiggghhhhht

          +7 -0
      • stinkyuser November 27, 2017

        @ouch jajajajjaja

        +6 -2
    • letmefindout November 27, 2017

      @toreal

      The thing about horse cock is that you will frequently see it in someone's hand but rarely see it in someone's pussy. The exception being a lot of the man pussy on this site.

      +3 -6
    • conciousblackguy November 27, 2017

      @toreal hell yea it's our reperations package

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    • joedumber November 27, 2017

      @toreal dam last bitch was like right here take a photo.

      +4 -1
    • happyjack November 27, 2017

      @toreal simple yet poignant statement.

      The -10 is hilarious as well. LMFAO

      +10 -6
      • toreal November 27, 2017

        @happyjack LOL!! Exactly

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        • manunkind November 28, 2017

          @toreal 22 people and counting who were forever scarred when they walked in on their moms getting raw-dogged by black cock.

          +3 -2
          • toreal November 28, 2017

            @manunkind LMAO!!!!!!

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            • manunkind November 29, 2017

              @toreal Man, it's lookin' like he gets around, 26 and counting who can't forget the image of their moms pink sock danglin' after she got raw-dogged.

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    • ketamine<3 November 27, 2017

      @toreal black women will forever love black dick too.. women of all races love dick.

      +6 -3
    • spider-man November 27, 2017

      @toreal good for them, I say

      +2 -1
    • offdhook November 27, 2017

      @toreal unlike.. Attracts.

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    • baddogonline November 27, 2017

      @toreal The problem is... black dick is attacked to a black man. LOL

      +0 -2
    • bdbrad1 November 29, 2017

      @toreal I wonder how many bars of soap it takes to scrub that puppy down.

      +0 -0
  • psychoman5665 November 27, 2017

    Man the blue balls he must get, all those scrawny white woman touching his cock, and not one suck on it, feels bad man.

    +4 -5
    • letmefindout November 27, 2017

      @psychoman5665

      You won't see any kids at that petting zoo.

      +8 -2
  • dick steel November 27, 2017

    Sea cucumber.

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    • kore November 27, 2017

      @dick steel King Cock, kinda makes my shit look like a clit.... Uhhh, wait.. aww sheeeiitt!!!

      +6 -5
    • offdhook November 27, 2017

      @dick steel cockumber

      +1 -1
  • maddog123 November 27, 2017

    That's a Hillary wanker

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  • vikingshill November 27, 2017

    Dude, put that thing away...us white boys can't compete

    +9 -6
    • hiwudjablome November 27, 2017

      @vikingshill

      He needs to put it away ,,before he puts someones eye out with it....

      +2 -5
  • maxm60 November 27, 2017

    I wouldn't want a dick that big. Every time I would get a hard-on I'd pass out from lack of blood to the brain.

    +5 -4
  • digurgutsout November 27, 2017

    He doesn't enjoy sex like y'all think, believe me I know . I suffer his same freak of nature.

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    • felterupgood November 27, 2017

      This comment has been deleted

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      • digurgutsout November 27, 2017

        @felterupgood but that doesn't stop you from putting it in your mouth.

        +3 -0
  • drtyrell November 27, 2017

    That's a VAG EEL.

    +4 -1
  • digurgutsout November 27, 2017

    When I shit my dick hits the water! It's fucking awful.

    +5 -2
    • picklehiesner November 27, 2017

      @digurgutsout that's nothin I pee on my balls

      +13 -0
      • digurgutsout November 27, 2017

        @picklehiesner you should learn to tuck in your nuts when you take a leak

        +1 -1
  • maddog123 November 27, 2017

    I used to have a dick like that but I acedently slammed the door on it so on the way to the hospital I acccedently backed over it finishing it off

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  • airsporter November 27, 2017

    Wheel up Granny for her 85th Birtday treat and the picture can live on the sideboard for ever.

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  • cubbage November 27, 2017

    I'm sure there's something out there he can fuck!

    +4 -1
    • ketamine<3 November 27, 2017

      @cubbage noot noot!

      +2 -1
    • sarge07 November 27, 2017

      @cubbage a Holstein comes to mind

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  • fukume November 27, 2017

    The main question is does it work or just swings around tripping him up

    +2 -1
  • rouge_et_blanc November 27, 2017

    If i had a 12 inch penis i could use it as a rule

    +3 -0
    • acairman November 27, 2017

      @rouge_et_blanc Would that be rule #1

      +2 -0
  • conciousblackguy November 27, 2017

    white bitches love gargling black dongs

    +2 -3
  • dry terd November 27, 2017

    Ain't good for nothing but clubbing a bitch to death

    +2 -0
  • wombatbytes November 27, 2017

    Now explain the rash on your hands bitches.

    +4 -0
  • srv November 27, 2017

    The truth is like Chris Rock says:

    (paraphrasing) practically all white dudes would never change places with me ... and I'm rich!

    The same goes with the shvoogies with horse cocks. Most white men would never change places with them.

    I have a black buddy who's an ex-navy pilot who works as a VA drug counselor here in San Diego. I'm sitting there in his office visiting him during lunch one day and he just blurts out, "Being black is such a curse".

    Of course, I totally agreed with this fact, but I looked up and saw the sadness on his face and the way he said it was filled with such despair that I just didn't have the disrespect to not agree, so I asked, "Are you serious?" And he said, "Oh yeah", and I said, "Hell yeah, it's a fuckin' curse! One of the worst ones around, my brutha!" And we went on about what made it a curse from how ugly they are, how they all look like monkeys, how stupid they all are

    (except him ... he's actually bright), how wild and animalistic they all act, etc.

    It was so odd talking so blatantly like that about blacks ... with a black man, but he was doing a lot of the shit talkin'.

    But my point is that at the end we brought up the subject of no matter how well off a black man is, be it money, power, dick size, whatever ... practically no reasonable white man would change places with him. And we quickly agreed on that.

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    • joedumber November 27, 2017

      @srv tell him not to move to virginia where black people hate black people

      +2 -2
    • happyjack November 27, 2017

      @srv your buddy is a self doubting bitch who probably got strung out on drugs because of some inadequate part of his life and that's why he's a drug counselor today. Don't know where you're from, but that's a pretty pathetic conversation for 2 grown men to have. How about all of the black soldiers who proudly lost their lives at war dying beside white soldiers, are they too inadequate like your hopeless buddy?

      If you want to tell hardcore stories be ready for hardcore replies. Never one day in my life have I wanted to be anything other than who and what I am.

      Tell your buddy to grow a pair and quit feeling sorry for himself, and be happy that he's alive and didn't get his ass blown off at war like many "PROUD" people before him have. Smfh

      +12 -5
      • srv November 27, 2017

        @happyjack

        You don't see his obvious point? The man never did drugs. He's as fit as all hell, dresses everyday like he means it. Jason Heyward of the Chicago Cubs could be his twin. We mostly spoke about how blacks act more than how they look. I can repeat that if you'd like. Because that is the curse of the black people. They don't know how to act. They should take a page out the other group's book with a long history of persecution - the Jews.

        They manage to somehow act "accordingly" and get done what they need to get done.

        +5 -4
        • happyjack November 27, 2017

          @srv you said he was sitting there with a sad look on his face after he said being black was a curse. That's fucking pathetic.

          Sounds like you 2 sat there and just spoke in generalities about people who happen to be of the same race.

          "They don't know how to act" or "they should do this" who is they? If that's the way your buddy thinks, he's no better than "them"

          We're all individuals a man is no better or worse than another man based on his race. Tell your buddy to shit can the sad face and self hate and be a fucking man. He must have gotten into the military on the don't ask don't tell thing, because this is some of the most bitch behavior that I've ever read about.

          How ugly and stupid "they" are except him? LMFAO I'm being punked now I think...Ouch is this you fucking around? LOL

          +11 -4
          • srv November 27, 2017

            @happyjack

            Calm down, dude, calm down ...

            The dude is smart, the dude is fit, the dude is successful, but he is still black, so he feels cursed. Just like you do ...

            So I empathize with you too, brutha. Maybe we can have that same talk someday.

            Smell ya later ...

            +1 -0
      • sbohica November 27, 2017

        @happyjack

        I knew you wud b all over that posting!!!

        Lmao....

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        • happyjack November 27, 2017

          @sbohica I mean fuck, really? lol

          +13 -1
        • srv November 27, 2017

          @sbohica

          Yeah, but where were you, ya chickehshit?

          +0 -0
      • sarge07 November 27, 2017

        @happyjack happy, that is a Chris Rock routine.

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    • felterupgood November 27, 2017

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      • happyjack November 27, 2017

        @felterupgood those jokes help make Chris Rock a black millionaire. I'd say sky is the limit.

        +9 -1
  • astrozorro November 27, 2017

    No way his dick is real

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  • hiwudjablome November 27, 2017

    Was the last one a guy..........

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  • hiwudjablome November 27, 2017

    Before I read into the comments im gonna guess that this is going to be a long thread................

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  • ketamine<3 November 27, 2017

    Yeah but he ain't fuckin none of them so what's the point? Probly just to find a chick that's willing. I wouldn't want that big a dick..

    +3 -1
    • digurgutsout November 27, 2017

      @ketamine<3 are you a fag or a female?

      +0 -1
      • ketamine<3 November 28, 2017

        @digurgutsout no I'm a dude, what about my comment makes you ask that?

        +1 -0
  • biff wadslinger November 27, 2017

    Most fucking disgusting thing I've seen (this hour)... More proof they are just monkeys... Time for a global purge...

    +1 -1
    • manunkind November 28, 2017

      @biff wadslinger So, tells us where he touched your mom. It's okay. We won't judge.

      +1 -0
  • picklehiesner November 27, 2017

    I was wondering where Toreal was

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  • offdhook November 27, 2017

    Is he a walrus?

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  • nybadguy November 27, 2017

    That boy is deformed

    +0 -0
  • bearded_misfit November 27, 2017

    This makes me glad I have a small cock this dude will never know what it's like going balls deep without committing first degree murder.

    +2 -0
    • pewpewpowa November 27, 2017

      @bearded_misfit lol must be the most annoying morning wood ever, chicks are lucky

      +1 -0
      • bearded_misfit November 27, 2017

        @pewpewpowa

        He probably passes out when all of his brain blood goes down to his boner.

        +1 -0
  • pizzapie November 27, 2017

    My wife would never go for a cock that big , I think

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  • truckingman November 27, 2017

    ????????????????????????????????????????????

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    • sarge07 November 27, 2017

      @truckingman tripod

      +2 -2
  • freddykrueger November 27, 2017

    ...that thing looks like it died, not even the same color anymore!

    +1 -0
  • sealex November 27, 2017

    She wants to suck just the tip....Butits gna be after it trespasses her from behind. SOB!!

    +2 -0
  • whiteblackred November 28, 2017

    My Maximum Guy Fucks In One Day is Just 2.

    Would Love To Fuck With Like 3 Happy Tree Friends :D

    +1 -0
  • toowired2 November 28, 2017

    Bitches everywhere be video taping this, then later post to FB like #metoo.

    +1 -0
  • frank n. stein November 28, 2017

    Life IS good, but the horny chicks are wearing me out with their selfies.

    +0 -0
 
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