DAMN! MACHINE SCALPS GUY, HE LOOKS TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE

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  • sbohica November 29, 2017

    What? Looks like Ouch's head....

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    • offdhook November 29, 2017

      @sbohica lol...get over here

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    • srv November 30, 2017

      @sbohica

      You have so many accounts, thus the multi plus, but look at all the negs you always have accompanying your self-awarded plus b.s.

      You need to get out of your little attic cocoon, man. They're gonna find you dead up there.

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      • sbohica November 30, 2017

        @srv

        How bout you name all of my accounts you dick sucking piece of shit!!!!!

        Go for it. You throw out the blame bitch, best back it up or it shows how much of a whining PUSSY you are!!!!! Cunt.

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      • sbohica November 30, 2017

        @srv

        5 hours later.

        That's what I thought bitch!

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  • dick steel November 29, 2017

    Chinese hair salon.

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  • noboongoon November 29, 2017

    I know the feeling. Once, I asked my barber for number 1 fade on the sides, and he nicked me right behind the ear.

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    • pewpewpowa November 29, 2017

      @noboongoon eh, its just a little off the top, doesnt look too bad

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  • hiwudjablome November 29, 2017

    now he's got the look that will get him in the best clubs in town......

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  • sealex November 29, 2017

    Now they call him dick head and it's true.

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  • cazaly November 29, 2017

    Short back n sides $5 special..

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    • ob1 November 29, 2017

      @cazaly that's a one off hair cut.

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      • cazaly November 29, 2017

        @ob1 I'd like to say I can't see it catching on, but clearly it did.

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        • ob1 November 30, 2017

          @cazaly ha ha, kids these days, they'll try anything to be different.

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  • bobadfett November 29, 2017

    Great that's all we need now a Chinese Dr Phil.

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  • houndog35 November 29, 2017

    How do you like my new Herpes !!!

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  • fukume November 29, 2017

    Hair today gone tomorrow

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  • rouge_et_blanc November 29, 2017

    He had ambitions of becoming a monk I see

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  • underpants November 29, 2017

    When in doubt, Dance!

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  • kore November 29, 2017

    Fuck the scalping, he is lucky it didn't take his whole head off.

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  • mrmassey November 29, 2017

    Asians look better bald anyways.. They look smarter even..

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  • 72jayd November 29, 2017

    Now they all don’t look alike.

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  • wombatbytes November 29, 2017

    Survived?

    For how long????

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  • happyjack November 29, 2017

    Damn. He went in there looking like George Chan, he came out looking like George Jefferson Chan.

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    • sheelajackson November 29, 2017

      @happyjack lmmfao..im in tears ova hea +10 (if I could) for now +1

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  • dry terd November 29, 2017

    Looks like the guy they were trying to shove up that girls pussy last week

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  • maxm60 November 29, 2017

    He "looks" traumatized? More like his IS fucking traumatized!

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  • ketamine<3 November 29, 2017

    oh yeah let me just stick my head with loose hair next to a rotating shaft, what could go wrong?

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  • drtyrell November 29, 2017

    Instant Benjamin button.

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  • peaks November 29, 2017

    Now he Chinese Monopoly man.

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  • rouge_et_blanc November 29, 2017

    as they say, hair today gone tomorrow

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  • cubbage November 29, 2017

    It must suck to go bald really fast!

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  • picklehiesner November 29, 2017

    Now he's a monk

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  • airsporter November 29, 2017

    Rub some blue chalk on his bonce and use him as a snooker cue!

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    • sarge07 November 29, 2017

      @airsporter my best friend was a Scot who loved snooker

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  • freddykrueger November 29, 2017

    ...that's not growing back!

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    • sarge07 November 29, 2017

      @freddykrueger sure it will, Ronco's got hair in a spray can

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  • atomfried November 29, 2017

    its a female , i allways dreamed of a zombie girlfriend , where can i buy that chinese worker ?

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  • sarge07 November 29, 2017

    Nine combat deployments and I never got one scalp, I really missed out.

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    • sbohica November 29, 2017

      @sarge07

      Were you like the cook or what?

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      • happyjack November 29, 2017

        @sbohica Shit is getting deep.

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      • sarge07 November 30, 2017

        @sbohica cookin with an M82

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        • sbohica November 30, 2017

          @sarge07

          What's your MOS sarge?

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          • sarge07 November 30, 2017

            @sbohica was an 18Z

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            • sbohica November 30, 2017

              @sarge07

              So you're telling everybody here that you were/are ARMY SPECIAL FORCES? is that correct sarge?

              I just want to be clear about the subject....

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              • sarge07 November 30, 2017

                @sbohica yes, I've stated that before

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            • sbohica November 30, 2017

              @sarge07

              So you were an

              OPERATIONS NCO OF AN ODA?

              Is the above statement correct sarge?

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              • sarge07 November 30, 2017

                @sbohica it is

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            • sbohica November 30, 2017

              @sarge07

              My brother is part of the

              STOLEN VALOR PROJECT.

              So that's why I'm asking you to confirm my questions.

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              • sarge07 November 30, 2017

                @sbohica great, I've busted a few here in Tucson

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        • sbohica November 30, 2017

          @sarge07

          The M82 is a sniper rifle. So are you telling us that you were a

          ARMY SPECIAL FORCES SNIPER?

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          • sarge07 November 30, 2017

            @sbohica yes

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            • sbohica November 30, 2017

              @sarge07

              Would you mind emailing information so I may ascertain your credentials?

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              • sarge07 November 30, 2017

                @sbohica haven't you insulted me enough? Why not email me you creds?

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                • sbohica November 30, 2017

                  @sarge07

                  How have I insulted you?

                  What creds of mine do you want?

                  I'm not on here telling people that I'm in special forces, that I'm a special forces sniper and Ive done 9 tours!

                  Your response just answered all my questions. Its the #1 response given.

                  Subject over with me!!!!!

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                  • sarge07 November 30, 2017

                    @sbohica so, why exactly should I send anything to someone over the web hat I do not know? As for the rest of you asinine comments my past comments proving my expertise is enough to someone who never served. You're right, it's over.

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                    • sbohica November 30, 2017

                      @sarge07

                      Ive already reported what I can.

                      They have their own IT people, they will find you.

                      My cousin is active duty army, 20+ years. Guess where he lives...

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                      • sarge07 December 1, 2017

                        @sbohica Are you threatening me? HAHAHAHAHA!!! A pussy like you?? That's fuckin funny. Tell your "friends" to bring what they can.

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                • sbohica November 30, 2017

                  @sarge07

                  If I were a spec/ops sniper, I'd be more than happy to prove how bad fuckin ass that would really be.

                  I would take zero offense to being questioned, my honor would not allow it. But YOUVE done proved it all now....

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                  • sarge07 November 30, 2017

                    @sbohica LOL, please your "honor", you have no idea what honor stands for.

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                • sbohica November 30, 2017

                  @sarge07

                  I'm the former head of the CIA!!!

                  Rockinron was my second in command. Errbody believe me??? I typed it, therefore its true!

                  Lmmfao

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                  • Cory H. December 1, 2017

                    @sbohica,

                    Leave sarge07 alone. He doesn’t do anything to you.

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                    • sarge07 December 1, 2017

                      @Cory H. thanks, but I get this shit all the time form losers like him, and the threat was fuckin funny

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  • jono 's back November 29, 2017

    Stupid chinks

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  • truckingman November 29, 2017

    Mike why was the victim looking under the, operating(running), machine?

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    • happyjack November 29, 2017

      @truckingman because she was cheating with the woman's husband. Oh sorry that's the caption for a video anytime a woman is getting beat up by another woman....my bad

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    • sarge07 November 30, 2017

      @truckingman one word "dumbass"

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  • srv November 29, 2017

    That's what happens when you get too close to Mr. Quan the wolverine, the chief engineer of the company, who was obviously hard at work.

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  • illspoken November 30, 2017

    Lost his head over work?

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  • frank n. stein November 30, 2017

    Harry's situation got a bit hairy.

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  • hairry-mcballstein November 30, 2017

    What's the problem he just shaved all kinds of money at the barber

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