CRAZYSHIT PRESENTS: TEARJERKERS

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  • dick steel November 29, 2017

    Aww. A little cum in their eyes would stop their croc tears.

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    • GrimmWilder November 29, 2017

      @dick steel

      Croc tears always come when you take away the credit card.....lol

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      • joedumber November 29, 2017

        @GrimmWilder my girlfriends cry if I don't give it to them.

        +3 -1
        • skullfuck3r November 29, 2017

          @joedumber So does your mom

          +2 -1
          • joedumber November 30, 2017

            @skullfuck3r your mom does, so?

            +2 -0
      • hiwudjablome November 29, 2017

        @GrimmWilder

        Luv me some croc tears,,it makes laughing at the bitch twice as funny.

        +2 -2
    • bigsmokey86 November 29, 2017

      @dick steel I hope the pay is worth the pain and anguish.

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    • offdhook November 29, 2017

      @dick steel those are real steel dick

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    • juandrama November 29, 2017

      @dick steel into real tears lol...

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  • sbohica November 29, 2017

    Mmmmkay, well I don't think any Oscars will be awarded!

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    • sarge07 November 29, 2017

      @sbohica nor "Woodies"

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    • felterupgood November 30, 2017

      @sbohica

      You have a posse of neggers keeping you down

      +2 -0
  • letmefindout November 29, 2017

    That's what happens when you forget the safety word.

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    • ouch November 29, 2017

      @letmefindout

      My safety word is "Yellow" Because It's hard to say when you are in pain

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    • joedumber November 29, 2017

      @letmefindout Breaking news, Matt Lauer FIRED!!!!

      +2 -1
      • sarge07 November 29, 2017

        @joedumber Franken, and Conyers still employed though

        +2 -0
        • sarge07 November 29, 2017

          @sarge07 and NPR terminated their partnership with Garrison Keillor for alleged sexual misconduct 20 years ago. Madness

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          • happyjack November 30, 2017

            @sarge07 and trump endorses Roy Moore.......

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            • sarge07 November 30, 2017

              @happyjack no evidence on Moore as there is on Franken and Conyers yet very few demand their resignation. If and when hard evidence comes forth on Moore, I'll be the first to demand a harsh and swift penalty.

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    • sealex November 29, 2017

      @letmefindout

      Is that what happen in the last clip? I honestly thought it was a girl cry'n at the end. Turns out it was a bitch, just so happens to be "male". Shame they didn't show his face so he can be publicly humiliated on the www forever. Pussy!

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  • hiwudjablome November 29, 2017

    YEA,,id like to think the boys at CS put this one up just for me...

    I love it when they start crying when Bloin-me........

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  • ithinkimdumb November 29, 2017

    What the fuck...

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    • 72jayd November 29, 2017

      @ithinkimdumb What the fuck did she do???

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  • pewpewpowa November 29, 2017

    theres no crying in baseball

    +3 -0
  • kiwi cunt November 29, 2017

    You porno bitches don't like your chosen occupation? Get a real job you sluts.

    +3 -1
  • goodster November 29, 2017

    Somethin to write home about.

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  • sealex November 29, 2017

    Ill give you something to cry about!! Wait till i put it in your ear and cum out the other!!

    +3 -1
    • hiwudjablome November 29, 2017

      @sealex

      So she'll hear ya coming.

      +8 -1
  • ouch November 29, 2017

    Don't get your salty tears on my cum

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  • ruzin November 29, 2017

    Guys should try forcing a giant dildo down their throats or in their virgin asses without lubricant and see how much it hurts. If a woman is not in the right frame of mind sex will end up hurting due to the body not providing natural lubrication - it chafes and can get sore very quickly. And blowjobs are just fucking nasty. Especially when the guy is forcing the woman to gag. Getting turned on by a woman gagging is just wrong, on so many levels. Hope she pukes up on your cock.

    +2 -6
    • pewpewpowa November 29, 2017

      @ruzin yea ,unless she missing all her teeth, i wouldnt play that dangerous game

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    • happyjack November 29, 2017

      @ruzin uh please tell us you're a female, otherwise your man card is permanently suspended.

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      • bigsmokey86 November 29, 2017

        @happyjack He could just be one of those metrosexual gender neutral types.

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      • ruzin November 29, 2017

        @happyjack what do you think?

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        • happyjack November 30, 2017

          @ruzin the only one way to know for sure is if you right CS on your chest and send it in.

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          • ruzin December 3, 2017

            @happyjack nah, I'm not that desperate to get sexist comments from tiny dicked nonces on the internet who haven't seen a vagina since their mothers gave birth.

            +0 -0
    • wombatbytes November 29, 2017

      @ruzin : Cash replaces foreplay...

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      • ruzin November 29, 2017

        @wombatbytes cash doesn't make the vagina wet.

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    • ruzin November 29, 2017

      @ruzin lol @ all the negs. Men don't realise how easy they have it.

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      • sbohica November 29, 2017

        @ruzin

        As a matter of fact, I think we do... I know I do.

        So there.

        +0 -5
    • blackenedamerica November 30, 2017

      @ruzin your saying " i hope she pukes up on your cock". like it thats a bad thing?

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  • fiddledeedee November 29, 2017

    The safety phrase has been changed to: I have a switchblade and I just sliced your cocks off.

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    • bigsmokey86 November 29, 2017

      @fiddledeedee If that happened there would be no talking just screaming in pain.

      +0 -0
  • hiwudjablome November 29, 2017

    The guy with the tattoos is my new idol,, “let me give ya one more to start ya off” SLAAAP

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    • blackenedamerica November 30, 2017

      @hiwudjablome Then when the shoots done a kick in the ass to get her started on making the crew sanwiches

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      • hiwudjablome December 1, 2017

        @blackenedamerica

        And cleaning the place up a bit before the wife gets home...

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  • drewstl November 29, 2017

    I bets, All them girls, become Lesbian

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  • kore November 29, 2017

    Last one got stuck on "WHAT THE FUCK".... What do you mean "what the fuck"??? YOU, you are the fuck... that I want to fuck, and you fucked it up.

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  • big_daddy305 November 29, 2017

    Brother Atom would be proud.

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  • bigblackhead November 29, 2017

    that was like a Hallmark movie

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  • maxm60 November 29, 2017

    tears and snot make for decent anal lube, but you gotta go in dry first off to get them worked up.

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  • maxm60 November 29, 2017

    Don't let then fool you - those are tears of joy!

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  • maxm60 November 29, 2017

    If they're crying that means you're doing it right, right?

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  • ketamine<3 November 29, 2017

    I almost feel bad for them.. oh wait no I don't, I don't fucking care!

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  • peaks November 29, 2017

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    +1 -0
  • bearded_misfit November 29, 2017

    The lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

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  • picklehiesner November 29, 2017

    I had to turn down the sound to fap

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    • sbohica November 29, 2017

      @picklehiesner

      Were you able to skeet, skeet, skeet or did u dry up?

      +0 -7
  • airsporter November 29, 2017

    About three minutes too long!

    +1 -0
  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones November 29, 2017

    They were all tears of happiness

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  • bedpaneddie November 29, 2017

    Talking about dumb bitches, are we ever going to see dead pics of Charles Manson?

    +0 -0
  • pmaze November 29, 2017

    I wonder what the last guy did because, what the fuck! What did he do?

    +0 -0
  • deadpen November 29, 2017

    #6 is that prom queen that was stingy with that snatch back in the day and only fucked the faggiest of fags. Along comes a man wanting to break his dick off in it and she couldn't handle it.

    +1 -0
  • truckingman November 29, 2017

    Ok.............................

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  • srv November 29, 2017

    So, is this the movie trailer to The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 2?

    +0 -1
  • melancholykitty November 29, 2017

    *sigh* BDSM is hot and all, but in my day having a girl cry and scream from orgasm was the shit - and all these comments about the whores deserving it? Strange how like 92% of porn viewers are the same people who look down upon it. Me thinks someone needs move out of Mommy's basment

    +0 -2
    • sbohica November 29, 2017

      @melancholykitty

      Then move! Learn how to wipe your own ass first limpy...

      +1 -5
      • blackenedamerica November 30, 2017

        @sbohica ha ha ha that was fucking funny +1

        +0 -0
  • rasriff November 29, 2017

    I think that last girl walked out when she realized that her boyfriend was a fucking faggot

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    • blackenedamerica November 30, 2017

      @rasriff I met a guy who was a fluffer for the industry He said he worked on the sets of many straight adult films go figure?

      +0 -0
  • fockenperv November 29, 2017

    does anyone know what the fuck he did?

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  • psychoman5665 November 30, 2017

    Imma be tearjerk-ing off tonight

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  • cazaly November 30, 2017

    Lol lol. The last one was the best. She left because she realised she was going to be fucked by a big girls blouse.. That's what the fuck you did wrong princess. Chase her up when you've grown a set..

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  • illspoken November 30, 2017

    The same crying effect can be achieved when you whisper in their ears that you have an STD after you cum inside them.

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  • blackenedamerica November 30, 2017

    In russia porn is a luxury job So chat whore, porno bitch,or street hoe basically "hoe or die"

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  • hairry-mcballstein November 30, 2017

    Dude at the end is 100% cuck material

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  • crazyassfuckboi December 1, 2017

    Tears make the best lube you could imagine

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  • crazyassfuckboi December 1, 2017

    Dude at the end is crying because he knows that this is how a rape charge happens

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  • sorillo December 1, 2017

    Some women are so stupid.

    They get so blind by money that don't see what they will have to deal with

    +0 -0
 
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