DAMN: THIEF TAKES 2 BULLETS AND BARELY EVEN FLINCHES

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  • maddog123 December 1, 2017

    He should have stole the gun that would have showed em

    +9 -9
    • goodster December 1, 2017

      @maddog123 I'm guessin the guns were already stolen so there for they should shoot themselves.

      +5 -2
    • offdhook December 2, 2017

      @maddog123 lesson learnt

      +1 -0
  • noboongoon December 1, 2017

    I guess counting isn't a skill of whoever wrote the title.

    +4 -3
    • ketamine<3 December 1, 2017

      @noboongoon umm what? They only shot him twice..

      +4 -2
      • noboongoon December 1, 2017

        @ketamine<3 They changed it. It did say "3" earlier.

        +4 -2
        • ketamine<3 December 1, 2017

          @noboongoon oh, must have got on after they changed it. + ya anyways!

          +3 -1
  • sbohica December 1, 2017

    Damn. That's like stealing an identity.

    You know US ARMY Spec/Ops Sniper, 9 tours of duty...

    +9 -10
  • dick steel December 1, 2017

    Damn DaSilvas should be shot through the feet for those flip flops.

    +8 -11
    • hiwudjablome December 1, 2017

      @dick steel

      no flip flops were harmed in the making of this video

      +3 -2
  • ketamine<3 December 1, 2017

    Oh look at that, they've advanced to shooting you in the leg.. nice.

    +5 -1
    • bigsmokey86 December 1, 2017

      @ketamine<3 My god! What's next....the head!!???

      +3 -1
      • ketamine<3 December 1, 2017

        @bigsmokey86 no they cut that off.. I'd go with shoulder. Lol

        +1 -1
  • pewpewpowa December 1, 2017

    Can be that one creature from that crappy guellrmo del torro movie ,pans labryth, with the eye for hands on halloween

    +2 -2
  • 72jayd December 1, 2017

    He barely flinched, but now he looks like he has Parkinson’s.

    +3 -1
  • bft$crew December 1, 2017

    now he looks badass... like Jesus on the cross... and his hands are very holy now.

    +2 -2
  • GrimmWilder December 1, 2017

    REPENT!!!....or i'll shoot you again!!!!

    +11 -3
    • bigsmokey86 December 1, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Can one repent if said one hasn't yet pented?

      +1 -1
  • kore December 1, 2017

    We have a new star for the Christmas play. You shall play Jesus crucified.... Perfect for the part

    +4 -2
  • peaks December 1, 2017

    DANCE MOTHER-FUCKER!

    +3 -2
  • iwrestledabearonce December 1, 2017

    All hail our new lord and savior

    +1 -2
  • sealex December 1, 2017

    Jesus Christ................

    He had similar wounds but they were not from bullet wounds.

    +3 -1
    • wombatbytes December 1, 2017

      @sealex : Bullshit.

      The Romans didn't/couldn't drive nails through the hands during a crucifixtion.

      The human hand cannot support the weight of the body - it just tears out.

      If a nail was used it had to go through the wrist.

      It makes all the stigmata business look like a load of crap, yes?

      Just like the rest of the fairy tales.

      +3 -4
  • iq December 1, 2017

    Fuck

    +2 -2
  • hiwudjablome December 1, 2017

    double hander AND a leg shot,,,not his first time getting caught

    +2 -1
  • cubbage December 1, 2017

    He's still gonna need a weed eater after he heals up!

    +2 -2
  • airsporter December 1, 2017

    Not much forward planning here....

    Now he'll have to steal a walking stick!

    +2 -1
  • maxm60 December 1, 2017

    This is the church.....

    this is the steeple....

    open the door....

    and you have holes in the roof muthafucka!

    +3 -2
  • fukume December 1, 2017

    He saying thank you may I have some more

    +2 -1
  • vivalamigra December 1, 2017

    Illegals are like Chines food. Deport them and they are back committing crime two hours later.

    +4 -4
    • maxm60 December 1, 2017

      @vivalamigra You must eat some mean-assed Chinese food then!

      +3 -2
      • vivalamigra December 1, 2017

        @maxm60 I go to Foo King Chinese fairly often.

        +3 -2
        • truckingman December 1, 2017

          Vivalamigra, I was wondering if you eat at the Fu King, Chinese, Restaurant in Lake City Florida?

          Facebook - Fu KIng Chinese Restaurant

          https://m.facebook.com/pages/Fu-King-Chinese-Restaurant/123368567719721

          Pictures of the famous sign.

          https://s3-media3.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/Dor

          86S11y8Gn1WOwcZcvCg/348s.jpg

          http://foodio54.com/images/biz/2/27/fu-king-

          chinese-restaurant-lake-city-4440227.jpg

          https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4011/4331626334

          _6d284cc5bf_b.jpg

          +1 -2
          • vivalamigra December 2, 2017

            @truckingman You do know replying to anything I say without hate will get you negged!

            +1 -0
  • bobadfett December 1, 2017

    He's dope for stealing a weed whacker.. and yes he did flinch a little

    +2 -1
  • houndog35 December 1, 2017

    Now he can play Jesus at the Easter festival ..

    +3 -1
  • digurgutsout December 1, 2017

    Oh shit! He has sneakers on!

    +2 -1
  • bigblackhead December 1, 2017

    they were kind to him

    +2 -1
  • dry terd December 1, 2017

    But dis muh weed eater!

    +3 -1
  • bft$crew December 1, 2017

    I googled “pata lageo” It means to account for

    +2 -1
  • maxm60 December 1, 2017

    If he puts his hand outside a car window whilst driving he'll make a whistling sound.

    +5 -2
  • slopeass4 December 1, 2017

    I'm canceling my trip to Brazil

    +2 -2
  • honkie365 December 1, 2017

    No brain, no pain.

    +1 -1
  • truckingman December 1, 2017

    I believe that the thief is going to die slowly because of the location of the bullet wound in his lower left leg, located a the back side of his said leg wear his main lower arteries( anterior and posterior tibials, peroneal) and veins (anterior and posterior tibails). The bullet could have penatrated or nicked one of these arteries and veins.

    +0 -0
  • fatlarry December 1, 2017

    should have acted like it hurt more maybe the wouldn't have shot him again

    +2 -1
  • deadpen December 1, 2017

    DAMN 2 for taken the WeedEater.

    The one in the Calve was bringing it back without gas in it.

    +2 -1
  • ricardo_o_voluptuoso December 1, 2017

    Like a jesus

    +3 -0
    • freddykrueger December 2, 2017

      @ricardo_o_voluptuoso...he'll have nice stigmata scars now! ...next time he steals he can ask himself for forgiveness!

      +1 -0
 
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