MAN VS. TRAIN. GUESS WHO WINS?

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  • noboongoon December 1, 2017

    Fresh squeezed Asian cuisine

    +5 -1
  • maddog123 December 1, 2017

    That had to suck!

    +4 -9
  • dick steel December 1, 2017

    You spin my head right round, right round.

    +16 -12
  • ketamine<3 December 1, 2017

    And not one fuck was given.

    +7 -2
    • hiwudjablome December 1, 2017

      @ketamine<3

      His goats might wonder what happened to him...

      +2 -1
      • ketamine<3 December 1, 2017

        @hiwudjablome but be thankful he's gone

        +3 -1
  • cubbage December 1, 2017

    He couldn't hop a wall to save his life!

    +7 -2
  • pewpewpowa December 1, 2017

    I guessed wrong ;(

    +2 -2
  • 72jayd December 1, 2017

    He would not be able to scale his way into America.

    +3 -1
  • goodster December 1, 2017

    What the hell.... The T is never on time when I ride it.

    +6 -1
  • GrimmWilder December 1, 2017

    Looked like a caterpillar under a skateboard!......lol

    +12 -3
    • bigsmokey86 December 1, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Hey!!.....I like caterpillars!!!! Leave em alone!

      +2 -1
  • peaks December 1, 2017

    He'll be late for work.

    +5 -1
  • kore December 1, 2017

    You may have missed your train, but the train surely didn't miss you...

    +6 -2
  • sealex December 1, 2017

    He didn't make it to work on time...He got wrapped up

    +6 -1
  • sbohica December 1, 2017

    Dont spin it all in one place.

    +10 -6
  • hiwudjablome December 1, 2017

    The train never loses.....

    +2 -1
  • kiwi cunt December 1, 2017

    Great, now the fucking trains will all be running late.

    +3 -1
  • airsporter December 1, 2017

    'Mind The Gap'

    +2 -1
  • maxm60 December 1, 2017

    He got wadded up like so much ass-crack lint.

    +2 -2
  • bobadfett December 1, 2017

    I'll say a failed attempt at being a Chinese Superman

    +2 -1
  • big_daddy305 December 1, 2017

    It was at that moment he knew he fucked up.

    +6 -1
  • bigblackhead December 1, 2017

    engine , engine number # 9

    +2 -2
  • dry terd December 1, 2017

    Dumbass needed training wheels for this life

    +2 -1
  • happyjack December 1, 2017

    Looks like he could of out walked the train until it stopped.

    +6 -10
  • salvador76 December 1, 2017

    He had a better chance of outrunning the train.

    +2 -1
  • slopeass4 December 1, 2017

    Twist and shout

    +2 -1
  • sarge07 December 1, 2017

    I'll take "the train" for 200 Alex

    +3 -9
  • emzacktam December 1, 2017

    He was trying to get to his buddy with the backpack who had his ticket. Buddy was like, "Ha! Gotttee!"

    +2 -2
  • spider-man December 1, 2017

    Nnnooooooooooo!

    +1 -1
  • fiddledeedee December 1, 2017

    I'd like to get something off my chest, like this 150 ton locomotive.

    +2 -1
  • truckingman December 1, 2017

    Five hundred tons of rolling steel Knock Out the Man!!!!!!

    +2 -1
  • deadpen December 1, 2017

    Well fuck, one day I'll guess it right.

    +2 -2
  • candle December 1, 2017

    More like... Short guy versus wall that's almost as tall as he is.

    +2 -1
  • freddykrueger December 2, 2017

    ...who says you can't fix stupid?

    +1 -0
 
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