My wife needs to upgrade on her solon, I can use this kind attention while she gets her hair done
@kore my salami is bigger
I'd give that salon 5 stars... friendly staff that go's beyond the norm and even give you a helping hand(s)...
I think we found the weapons Of masturbation
@ouchy...More like Weapons of ASS destruction.
I will take the cut and blow special please.
I'm definitely taking my wife to this salon. I'm sure she won't mind when I get a blow job from this blond while she gets her hair done. I'll even splurge for her nails and it might give me time to fuck the second brunette chick
@sealex or while you're getting done, she might end up doing!
BLO-ME : )-----
I think you got an offer from grimm!
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She got her hooker lipstick on his dick. At first I thought she caught him with her teeth.
@working4theweekend hear about the ole cowboy who went out drinking & dancing on Friday night? He woke up on Saturday with two rings around his dick, one red and one brown. He panicked and went to the doctor. The doc told him he had to run some tests and the results would be in Monday. Well, the cowboy worried all Sunday, and when Monday finally rolled around he sat and waited by the phone. The doc finally called and told the ole cowboy, well I got good news and I got bad news. The cowboy took a deep breath and said gimme the good news first, the doc said well that red ring was lipstick. The bad news is the brow ring was Skoal.
@sarge07 Got to be worth 1 x+ - Just for the typing alone.
@airsporter thanks, there are two without a sense of humor
@sarge07 That's a funny ass story.
I'm guessing the Skoal user was a spitter...?
Nobody here mentions this guy'endowment for one of 2 reasons:
1) afraid of being called gay
2) Playing along like all of us white guys have dicks like this.
@happyjack statically Native Americans are the most well endowed in the states.
@sarge07 I won't ask how you know this.
@happyjack College paper, on human sexuality
@happyjack nice cock
@picklehiesner haha the ultimate no homo line. "Hey nice cock, no homo though"
@happyjack Sorry I had my mouth full
(I think we found the weapons Of masturbation)
It indeed is a schlong worth noting, massively huge. It could be used as a bumper-jack, or a pry bar when moving a house. During average fucking, it could dislocate a pelvis. Also, it is a common fact compiled from extensive studies at Vassar University, that white guys have cocks about one half inch narrower than the average Sequoia.
maybe they were about to shoot a porn and we're doing a little action beforehand. Either way, nice!
Hurry and get that thing back in the coop.
Why didn't she curl her hair with that thing, and get a free facial afterwards?
Really more porn
@kingbigballs lame wanna be porn millennial at that
Good to se hiwudublomes new business is taking off!
Show some respect to dat thing girls....by d way what's funny?
She was working up a nice batch of hair gel.
Fucking supercuts and their aggresive customer appreciation events.