IF IT'S WAR YOU WANT, IT'S WAR YOU'LL GET

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  • dick steel December 3, 2017

    I'm deaf.

    +8 -5
    • ouch December 3, 2017

      @dick steel Huh?

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      • dick steel December 3, 2017

        @ouch Had headphones on. Was listening to Motorhead full blast. Switched to this. Boom. Deaf.

        +8 -4
      • srv December 3, 2017

        @ouch

        lol

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      • GrimmWilder December 3, 2017

        @ouch

        hE SaiD hE dEeEEef!!!!

        and got some stoinky bad Breath!!!

        +5 -4
    • offdhook December 3, 2017

      @dick steel those loud sounding farts don't smell much.

      +1 -1
  • kore December 3, 2017

    After you change your underwear, change the sheets AND shirt

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    • sarge07 December 3, 2017

      @kore carpeting, wall paper, and drapes as well.

      +3 -3
      • kore December 3, 2017

        @sarge07 hehehehe, good one

        +2 -1
    • truckingman December 3, 2017

      Kore plus the sub flooring, insilation, and dry wall...

      +1 -1
  • ithinkimdumb December 3, 2017

    Clean up, aisle 2!...

    +3 -4
    • ouch December 3, 2017

      @ithinkimdumb lol

      +2 -7
  • sealex December 3, 2017

    I would gladly smell HER farts. If she ever puts down her phone... she is probably posting that her gay friend just farted next to her.

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  • airsporter December 3, 2017

    Vat is made in der Bunker shud stay in der Bunker!

    A.H.

    +3 -4
    • kore December 3, 2017

      @airsporter Nyet!!!!

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  • fukume December 3, 2017

    Yep the honeymoon is over everybody can be themselves

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    • sarge07 December 3, 2017

      @fukume know how to tell if your new wife farted?

      Her pantyhose balloons up.

      +1 -2
  • srv December 3, 2017

    I listened to that shit one more time. The consistency of the volume, length and utter force ...

    His sphincter must have opened up to the diameter size of a teacup saucer.

    I thought I had some beauties. Compared to that my best ones are like those of a five year old girl.

    Just imagine how good that must have felt for him. For me, that was an accumulation of about 8 to 10 solid farts. Now each of those alone when passed feel oh, so good. So, all of them at once?! Get out of town!! It feel like I just rubbed one out ... twice!!

    He's a fuckin' yeti ...

    +5 -4
    • omnomnom December 3, 2017

      @srv you would probably cum ur pants

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    • freddykrueger December 3, 2017

      @srv...thanks for that mr. asshole expert! ...sorry you're gay!

      +3 -4
      • happyjack December 3, 2017

        @freddykrueger lol

        +2 -4
      • srv December 3, 2017

        @freddykrueger

        ya wanna try speaking english? You're having a fucking attitude for whatever reason, so go punch your dick or something or better yet try cutting the substance abuse out of your life. I did and I'm better for it.

        Forget what I said and stfu.

        +1 -2
    • fiddledeedee December 3, 2017

      @srv

      Sadly, that last guy was like child's play compared to my ex. She was like a 10,000 watt tuba.

      +1 -4
      • srv December 3, 2017

        @fiddledeedee

        Oh wow. That's hard to believe. She sounds beastly. But how can even a big woman produce such a huge, manly, putrid ass-grunt like that? Maybe a female Yeti, but a human woman?!

        Women are gross ... lol.

        +1 -2
  • omnomnom December 3, 2017

    Huehuehue

    +1 -4
  • hiwudjablome December 3, 2017

    get off the phone and put a dick in yer mouth....

    +0 -4
  • bigblackhead December 3, 2017

    HAIL SATAN !

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    • wombatbytes December 3, 2017

      @bigblackhead :

      Hail Stain - the shitstain in his daks...

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  • gfys December 3, 2017

    Zzzzz

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  • working4theweekend December 3, 2017

    That's leaving a skid mark at the very least. Not only is going to have to change his underwear but probably his bed sheets too!

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  • kiwi cunt December 3, 2017

    That would make a good username: "Farting Hitler"

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  • ketamine<3 December 3, 2017

    We've got a code,brown in the bedroom, I repeat. Code brown in the bedroom!

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  • mtdewman December 3, 2017

    Definite mudd butt with billy bob there.

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  • kingbigballs December 3, 2017

    Here we go again

    +1 -1
  • felterupgood December 3, 2017

    I think we have a winner

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  • joe_head71 December 3, 2017

    and this is the beginning of the end in a relationship.

    +1 -1
  • peaks December 3, 2017

    The sounds of a Liberal talking.

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  • truckingman December 3, 2017

    Did the man, in the second clip, have the MF" 'BEANS FROM HELL' SPECIAL; backed, refried, chilly, and (great) norther beans)?

    +2 -2
  • felterupgood December 3, 2017

    Thats a sure way to get a woman's attention. I just don't know what he could do for an encore

    +1 -2
  • maxm60 December 3, 2017

    Beans, beans, the musical fruit-

    the more you eat, the more you toot-

    so make them loud with lots of zeal-

    let's have beans for every meal!

    p.s. Eat clam chowder cuz it makes them LOUDER!

    +1 -0
    • airsporter December 4, 2017

      @maxm60 Doesnt really scan pal!

      +1 -0
  • slopeass4 December 5, 2017

    Was that the sound of a v1 rocket engine?

    +0 -0
  • frank n. stein December 7, 2017

    Fumigating the whole house!

    (First guy is kinda cute. I'd fuck his fart hole!)

    +0 -0
 
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