@dick steel Huh?
@ouch Had headphones on. Was listening to Motorhead full blast. Switched to this. Boom. Deaf.
hE SaiD hE dEeEEef!!!!
and got some stoinky bad Breath!!!
@dick steel those loud sounding farts don't smell much.
After you change your underwear, change the sheets AND shirt
@kore carpeting, wall paper, and drapes as well.
@sarge07 hehehehe, good one
Kore plus the sub flooring, insilation, and dry wall...
Clean up, aisle 2!...
I would gladly smell HER farts. If she ever puts down her phone... she is probably posting that her gay friend just farted next to her.
Vat is made in der Bunker shud stay in der Bunker!
Yep the honeymoon is over everybody can be themselves
@fukume know how to tell if your new wife farted?
Her pantyhose balloons up.
I listened to that shit one more time. The consistency of the volume, length and utter force ...
His sphincter must have opened up to the diameter size of a teacup saucer.
I thought I had some beauties. Compared to that my best ones are like those of a five year old girl.
Just imagine how good that must have felt for him. For me, that was an accumulation of about 8 to 10 solid farts. Now each of those alone when passed feel oh, so good. So, all of them at once?! Get out of town!! It feel like I just rubbed one out ... twice!!
He's a fuckin' yeti ...
@srv you would probably cum ur pants
@srv...thanks for that mr. asshole expert! ...sorry you're gay!
ya wanna try speaking english? You're having a fucking attitude for whatever reason, so go punch your dick or something or better yet try cutting the substance abuse out of your life. I did and I'm better for it.
Forget what I said and stfu.
Sadly, that last guy was like child's play compared to my ex. She was like a 10,000 watt tuba.
Oh wow. That's hard to believe. She sounds beastly. But how can even a big woman produce such a huge, manly, putrid ass-grunt like that? Maybe a female Yeti, but a human woman?!
Women are gross ... lol.
get off the phone and put a dick in yer mouth....
HAIL SATAN !
Hail Stain - the shitstain in his daks...
That's leaving a skid mark at the very least. Not only is going to have to change his underwear but probably his bed sheets too!
That would make a good username: "Farting Hitler"
We've got a code,brown in the bedroom, I repeat. Code brown in the bedroom!
Definite mudd butt with billy bob there.
Here we go again
I think we have a winner
and this is the beginning of the end in a relationship.
The sounds of a Liberal talking.
Did the man, in the second clip, have the MF" 'BEANS FROM HELL' SPECIAL; backed, refried, chilly, and (great) norther beans)?
@truckingman Lima beans
Thats a sure way to get a woman's attention. I just don't know what he could do for an encore
Beans, beans, the musical fruit-
the more you eat, the more you toot-
so make them loud with lots of zeal-
let's have beans for every meal!
p.s. Eat clam chowder cuz it makes them LOUDER!
@maxm60 Doesnt really scan pal!
Was that the sound of a v1 rocket engine?
Fumigating the whole house!
(First guy is kinda cute. I'd fuck his fart hole!)