CRAZYSHIT PRESENTS: WORLD RECORD SQUIRTING

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  • psychoman5665 December 4, 2017

    It's like the ice cream machine at McDonalds, "broken"

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  • dick steel December 4, 2017

    That's just pee.

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    • ouch December 4, 2017

      @dick steel Nope it's not

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      • fockenperv December 4, 2017

        @ouch its Saki bombs

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      • bigsmokey86 December 4, 2017

        @ouch So what exactly is it?

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        • kore December 4, 2017

          @bigsmokey86 Soy sauce

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          • bigsmokey86 December 4, 2017

            @kore Well I for one will not be partaking in her brand of soy sauce.

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        • ouch December 4, 2017

          @bigsmokey86 There is a lot of debate on this but it is closer to pee than ejaculate. Some people fake it but I have been with several woman who never knew they could till they came to one of my swingers parties. I remember the first young's husband was standing be hind her holding her up and when she blew several times and he said " WTF WAS THAT" and she said "I fucking Love you " I have had success with 75% of woman I have been with and all of them never knew they could before i got my old man hand on them.

          It's a gift

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          • bigsmokey86 December 4, 2017

            @ouch damn........too bad my wife would cut my dick off if I even suggested anything like swinging.

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            • ouch December 4, 2017

              @bigsmokey86 it was part of my vows

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          • goodster December 4, 2017

            @ouchy... I too have the "cunt spew grip" And it must be applied with great wisdom.

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            • ouch December 5, 2017

              @goodster Amen Brother

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          • rouge_et_blanc December 5, 2017

            @ouch Yeah we all believe you of course.....

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            • ouch December 5, 2017

              @rouge_et_blanc I have the footage

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        • freddykrueger December 5, 2017

          @bigsmokey86...you know how women get wet when they get turned on? ...it's the vaginas natural lubricant! ...only children who haven't been with women call squirting pee!

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      • felterupgood December 4, 2017

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        • ouch December 4, 2017

          @felterupgood +1

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      • sirfartsalot December 4, 2017

        @ouch Science has studied the female ejaculation and it is "urea" which means it is in fact "Pee"

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        • ouch December 5, 2017

          @sirfartsalot

          I'm guessing you u can't make a woman squirt?

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          • felterupgood December 6, 2017

            @ouch

            If you don't know the squirt is coming out of the pee hole then the rest of your story is only fantasy.

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  • conciousblackguy December 4, 2017

    Teriyaki flavored snail trail

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  • GrimmWilder December 4, 2017

    HAND THAT BITCH A MOP!!!

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    • bigsmokey86 December 4, 2017

      @GrimmWilder And a lot of hand sanitizer.

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    • ouch December 4, 2017

      @GrimmWilder And my phone number

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  • offdhook December 4, 2017

    Easy girls u can dehydrate from dat

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  • letmefindout December 4, 2017

    And I thought that at one time weak bladders and uncontrolled urinating was a social faux pax.

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  • sexmaster December 4, 2017

    All that just to piss.

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    • felterupgood December 6, 2017

      @sexmaster

      I think the violent orgasm that is often associated with the squirting is the objective... not the relieving of one's bladder.

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  • silentshivers242 December 4, 2017

    Call Mario and luidi

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  • letmefindout December 4, 2017

    All that is missing from this video is an adult diaper.

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  • maddog123 December 4, 2017

    There should be a rubber out there for bitches that do that shit!!!!!

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    • felterupgood December 6, 2017

      @maddog123

      You've been hit in the face too... haha

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  • srv December 4, 2017

    Let me be Frank & Shirley — I'm not a faHag, alright. I do love to dip n skip with the broads. But perhaps because I'm somewhat of a germ-phobe, the following comment does come to mind from time to time:

    Women are gross ...

    What can I say? Through the years, I've experienced some sexually deviant women, I mean some real sickos.

    This is not a main example, but I've had a lot of broads tongue-rape my ass, which most was bad enough, but then some would try to slip their tongues down my throat.

    Fuck that ... I mean, I don't know where my own ass has been half the time.

    Yeah ... women are gross.

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    • wombatbytes December 4, 2017

      @srv : Fag!!!

      Praise Jebus

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      • srv December 4, 2017

        @wombatbytes

        Because I don't want my ass in my mouth?! I bet you eat your boogers, you sicko. Probably a few from Bob & Larry, too. Am I right, you freakazoid?

        Praise be upon you giving your ass a nice scrub down.

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    • 72jayd December 4, 2017

      @srv You might want to see a doctor or at least the free clinic.

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      • srv December 4, 2017

        @72jayd

        I'm in the works for a psychologist, but the VA choice program LAGS in getting one for me within a reasonable distance.

        I admit – I got issues, but you gotta be a caliber broad for me to do a Greg Louganis into a strange pie and even then ... EVEN THEN, your shit better look like silk, feel like velvet and smell like petunias for me to smash my face all up in that. When it comes to my dick, I'm a lot less constrained, of course.

        Back in my stimulant years, I was mounting some atrocious beasts.

        Just thinking about it sometimes induces me to throw up a little in my mouth. Oofah!!

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    • felterupgood December 4, 2017

      This comment has been deleted

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      • mtdewman December 4, 2017

        @felterupgood

        Like everything of the past, they have came out and said urine is not sterile. You can look it up.

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        • felterupgood December 5, 2017

          @mtdewman

          That's what they say at

          iDrinkMyPiddle.com

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      • srv December 4, 2017

        @felterupgood

        Fully understood, but was that piss? I mean, who pisses when they blow? And if so, why? Why wait until you have a full bladder to get yourself off? Why purposely piss soak yourself while gulping down a good portion of it?

        Again, women are gross ...

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        • felterupgood December 4, 2017

          @srv

          As a biology major in college and a few year in the health care business, I can assure you there are NO glands or outlets for any huge volume of liquid to squirt like piss.

          MOST older women squirt if they have a strong orgasm. It's just part of the game.

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  • maddog123 December 4, 2017

    Or just put a depends on her nasty ass and kick her to the curb!!!!!!

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  • airsporter December 4, 2017

    Piss Off!

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    • ouch December 4, 2017

      @airsporter lol+

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  • ithinkimdumb December 4, 2017

    Yes please... love me some squirters!...

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    • ouch December 4, 2017

      @ithinkimdumb Hell Yeah!

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  • pewpewpowa December 4, 2017

    Don't forget to bring ur umbrellas

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  • secret squirrel December 4, 2017

    I miss Asia! Used to go there a lot for work. It’s hard to go back to Sports, beer nuts and the odd live band.....

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    • bigsmokey86 December 4, 2017

      @secret squirrel I plan on retiring to the phillipines in the next few years. Can't wait to bang all the hot barely legal girls there.

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  • sealex December 4, 2017

    She really needs adult diapers.

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  • drtyrell December 4, 2017

    Oh cool, a side-scroller.

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  • stinkburger December 4, 2017

    She could save an African village with that water pump.

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  • hiwudjablome December 4, 2017

    Jesus, that bitch could put fires out

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  • fukume December 4, 2017

    Latest Japanese super soaker

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  • me68 December 4, 2017

    '''iiii squirt yu wong way '''

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  • gfys December 4, 2017

    My lawn is dry.... come over and water it for me, bring a combination number 3 also.

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  • nybadguy December 4, 2017

    Fuckin gooks

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  • digurgutsout December 4, 2017

    That bitch is going to drown herself

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    • joedumber December 4, 2017

      @digurgutsout haahahahahaa, suicide by self piss drowning

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  • ketamine<3 December 4, 2017

    You would have to get plastic sheets to fuck this bitch outside a shower.

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  • joedumber December 4, 2017

    My heart is filed with so much love, and i need, a woman I can get, pissed on,

    shoooooweeeeeeer me with your loooooooooove

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    • joedumber December 4, 2017

      @joedumber are you in love joe with that chick?

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    • felterupgood December 5, 2017

      @joedumber

      Aren't you really Joe NumbNuts

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  • dry terd December 4, 2017

    Damn that's a lot of piss!

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  • strokerace December 4, 2017

    Mrs. Peebody

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  • sarge07 December 4, 2017

    What part of "wax on, wax off" is this exactly?

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    • ouch December 4, 2017

      @sarge07- a - son

      Mop da floor

      Slow Circle out

      Fast Circle in

      Look Vag and concentrate

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      • sarge07 December 4, 2017

        @ouch Hai sensi

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  • illspoken December 4, 2017

    Oh my, a bipedal garden sprinkler.

    Seriously if she proclaims getting wet while in a crowd, people should either run, or open an umbrella, or at least an anorak.

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  • cigarman December 4, 2017

    Girlfriend of mine has that beat. She can squirt for HOURS!

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    • fiddledeedee December 4, 2017

      @cigarman

      That sounds totally awesome. Hope she stays hydrated during the festivities.

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  • truckingman December 4, 2017

    I am ASTOUNDED!!!

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  • deadpen December 4, 2017

    Hard to watch after she takes the shoes off.............feet are just disgusting.

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  • maxm60 December 4, 2017

    She's like the Asian version of "Old Faithful".

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  • rasriff December 5, 2017

    It’s piss

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  • picklehiesner December 5, 2017

    Was that a Tsunami

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  • bigblackhead December 5, 2017

    fish heads

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  • darkweeb December 5, 2017

    I'm looking for a video of a girl who fucked a doll who was a child. Does anyone know what it is?

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  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones December 5, 2017

    She’s a human super soaker

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  • frank n. stein December 7, 2017

    She's PISSed!

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  • lordkano December 7, 2017

    She does that on Chaturbate.

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