2 GUYS THAT SHOULD'VE FOLLOWED SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS AT WORK

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  • kingbigballs December 6, 2017

    OSHA what's that

    +3 -1
    • ob1 December 6, 2017

      @kingbigballs some kind of preying mantis

      +1 -1
  • zack sweeney December 6, 2017

    Looks like a new "Star Wars" character just got invented...

    +5 -2
    • gateofdoom91 December 6, 2017

      @zack sweeney Or some cyborg superhero.

      +1 -0
  • GrimmWilder December 6, 2017

    That 2nd one.....I bet he WAS wearing flipflops!!!!!

    +6 -1
    • hiwudjablome December 6, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      He was but his sister stole them

      +3 -2
      • GrimmWilder December 6, 2017

        @hiwudjablome ++HAA!

        She must of used a wood chipper!.....lol

        +5 -1
      • psychoman5665 December 6, 2017

        @hiwudjablome his sister took one, 3 wives took the other, the rest of his wives just took his legs

        +3 -1
    • frank n. stein December 7, 2017

      He doesn't have a leg to stand on.

      +1 -0
  • dick steel December 6, 2017

    Nice new bell bottoms.

    +5 -2
  • mehofjack December 6, 2017

    Larry h Parker got me 3 million

    +3 -1
    • srv December 6, 2017

      @mehofjack

      He will definitely fight for you ...

      +3 -1
  • dog66 December 6, 2017

    Chinese pork will never look the same

    +2 -1
  • letmefindout December 6, 2017

    Some guys will do anything to get paid time off work.

    +2 -1
  • maxm60 December 6, 2017

    It wasn't the same guy. But both are trashed none the less.

    +2 -2
  • ketamine<3 December 6, 2017

    Damn, I'd like to know the backstory on the second video. That looks horrendously painful. May the peg legs and hook hand be with you.

    +2 -2
    • bigsmokey86 December 6, 2017

      @ketamine<3 aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!

      +2 -1
    • sarge07 December 6, 2017

      @ketamine<3 go to weinetschnitzel and order their seadog

      +1 -2
  • airsporter December 6, 2017

    Just what you need... a potential rescuer who dances about as if bursting for a piss.

    +4 -3
  • pizzapie December 6, 2017

    Is he considered a midget now?

    +2 -2
  • fistermister December 6, 2017

    Why fuck does it feel like my foot still itches?

    +4 -1
    • ketamine<3 December 6, 2017

      @fistermister you've got phantom limb!

      +2 -2
  • offdhook December 6, 2017

    he lost his gucci shoe with his foot.

    +2 -2
  • ouch December 6, 2017

    Compo

    Early knock off

    +3 -2
  • pewpewpowa December 6, 2017

    Is footlocker store still around?

    +2 -1
  • fatlarry December 6, 2017

    we have the technology

    +1 -1
  • lafind December 6, 2017

    Let's get shorty!

    +1 -1
  • dry terd December 6, 2017

    WTF? #2 get thrown in wood chipper

    +1 -1
  • felterupgood December 6, 2017

    In the words of the immortal Janice Joplin.... Get it while you can

    +2 -3
    • sarge07 December 6, 2017

      @felterupgood we lost her way too soon

      +1 -2
      • tbonerare December 6, 2017

        @sarge07 Amen. Add Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendricks and Curt Cobain. The 27 curse.

        +1 -0
        • srv December 7, 2017

          @tbonerare

          The 27 club ... so many members. Here is a link to the complete list.

          https://m.ranker.com/list/members-of-the-27-club/famous-celebrity-deaths-list

          But don't forget my namesake, SRV.

          Stevie Ray died at the age of 35.

          I was lucky enough to witness him live in '89 before he died in '90.

          I was just absolutely floored by his performance. It's like he channeled something, it just flowed out of him.

          There was a wind coming in from the stage (Balboa Park, San Diego) all night and I honestly believe it was coming from Stevie and his rig. The wind would drop and intensify in unison with his playing. I snuck up front to about the third row and I just stood there hardly taking my eyes off him.

          And I swear it seemed that he was aware of the "oneness" he had with the wind.

          It truly was the most surreal experience that I've ever had.

          +1 -0
  • sarge07 December 6, 2017

    Don't play hop scotch in a mine field

    +1 -2
  • salvador76 December 6, 2017

    #2 Morphine please and lots of it!!!

    +1 -1
    • truckingman December 6, 2017

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      +1 -1
  • truckingman December 6, 2017

    Did the victim, in the first clip, get caught in the feed(ing) mechanism of an industrial band saw? What type of machinery, in the second clip, rip out the victim's legs?

    +0 -1
  • picklehiesner December 6, 2017

    Trade your shoes in for stump covers

    +2 -1
  • tbonerare December 6, 2017

    Damn. Not much else to say.

    +1 -0
  • atomfried December 7, 2017

    how is the second one not bleeding to death wtf

    +1 -0
 
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