IF THIS OPENED UP IN TEXAS, I'D ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT

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  • dick steel December 7, 2017

    NRA porn.

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    • frank n. stein December 7, 2017

      Hambone is a parody website. This was s'posed to be funny.

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      • baddogonline December 7, 2017

        @frank n. stein Those girls were holding the guns all wrong. LOL

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        • sarge07 December 7, 2017

          @baddogonline I noticed that as well

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  • GrimmWilder December 7, 2017

    I teach a 'Dick Yoga' class you can take Sweetheart.....lol

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    • letmefindout December 7, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      Teaching Cock Yoga sounds like the only vocation you could possibly excel in. Teaching all of those men must make many a housewife happy.

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      • kore December 7, 2017

        @letmefindout LMMFAO... You my friend are a fucked up individual, COOL!!!! +1

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      • GrimmWilder December 7, 2017

        @letmefindout

        BWAAAHAHAHA HA Ha Ha ha haaaaaaaa/Suck my dick PigBoy!

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        • letmefindout December 7, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          Attaching yourself as a 300 pound wart on my testicles behooves your authority as a professional cock handler/instructor. By the way, as the avowed cock wrangler for this site, do you also teach testicle juggling as a prerequisite to cock yoga? Inquiring minds want to know.

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          • sarge07 December 7, 2017

            @letmefindout you have a 300 pound wart on your nutsack, you have issues, LOL

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            • letmefindout December 7, 2017

              @sarge07

              Yeah, it's called Grimmtroll.

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              • sarge07 December 7, 2017

                @letmefindout LOL

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              • GrimmWilder December 7, 2017

                @letmefindout

                I'd shit in your mouth but i don't wunna get my turds dirty,.,.,.,.,.

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                • letmefindout December 7, 2017

                  @GrimmWilder

                  You'ld prove your a man, but your panties would get dirty.

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                  • GrimmWilder December 7, 2017

                    @letmefindout

                    Leave my panties out of it FAG,.,.,.,.,.

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          • happyjack December 8, 2017

            @letmefindout oh snap

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  • mclovin510 December 7, 2017

    I believe in the 2nd.......

    a second helping of that fine ass!

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    • kore December 7, 2017

      @mclovin510 Hehehehe, "gun CUNTtroll"

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  • sealex December 7, 2017

    He invented this shit?!?!

    How exactly? Did he just sit down Indian style while armed and poof...invention complete. Idiot!

    You want a big ass gun bitch get laid! I can't wait till this blows up in someone's face. Lol.

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    • letmefindout December 7, 2017

      @sealex

      Many a sniper or serial murderer could benefit from this training.

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    • srv December 7, 2017

      @sealex

      It is fa-rea-fak-rea-fake-real-FAKE

      REAL — It's fake ... just a B.S. YouTube video.

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      • sealex December 7, 2017

        @srv

        Good to know cuz it's stupid.

        Sad at the same time I will never see any of these dumbfucks in the video shoot themselves.

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  • motorboatagoat December 7, 2017

    Yoga Instructor definitely jerks off with gun oil

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    • felterupgood December 7, 2017

      @motorboatagoat

      There is a great lube called "gun lube" but its ten bucks for 4 or 5 ounces.

      Ladies love it on my cock but i got busted when it ran out and I put Wal-Mart lube in the bottle.

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      • sarge07 December 7, 2017

        @felterupgood LOL

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  • 72jayd December 7, 2017

    I hope the guns are loaded.

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  • zdenek December 7, 2017

    M┼łam

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    • srv December 7, 2017

      @zdenek

      Very observant of you.

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  • ouch December 7, 2017

    LMMFAO Total DUMBOCIA !

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  • maxm60 December 7, 2017

    I call "Total Bullshit!"

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  • thebutcher18 December 7, 2017

    Only in US of A

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    • sarge07 December 7, 2017

      @thebutcher18 it's a fake

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  • offdhook December 7, 2017

    Your perspective changed so do mine. Wouldn't mind to be shot by these gun yoga beauties.

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  • toreal December 7, 2017

    FWP!!!

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    • sarge07 December 7, 2017

      @toreal it's a joke, calm down.

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  • ithinkimdumb December 7, 2017

    SMH...

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  • ketamine<3 December 7, 2017

    Stupid and gay. Just fire the gun and relieve your stress.

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    • sarge07 December 7, 2017

      @ketamine<3 I knew it was fake when they stated he was stationed in India.

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  • illspoken December 7, 2017

    ...and next we're gonna have gun kata.Seems Equilibrium is one step closer, really excited.

    Seriously though, I don't see these two connected.Yoga is meant to be used for relaxation and spiritual balance, while guns are associated with violence (SOME OF THE TIME-I don't wanna start a flame war in CS)

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  • rouge_et_blanc December 7, 2017

    This is so fake...the Hambone group do comedy vids. Just listen to the way they say their lines.

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  • mad jock December 7, 2017

    You yanks have caught up with the Japs...

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  • airsporter December 7, 2017

    Dale is a fucking Genius!

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  • felterupgood December 7, 2017

    It's not fake... They do this to keep Harvey Weinstein and Al Frankin out of the class.

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    • sarge07 December 7, 2017

      @felterupgood HAHAHA!!!

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  • fiddledeedee December 7, 2017

    Ha ha! It IS fake, this is from a parody website. That said, when that one babe bent over, I couldn't help but thinking of stuffing my 6 inch barrel into that sweet sopping holster of hers.

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    • felterupgood December 7, 2017

      @fiddledeedee

      I was thinking the same thing (except 10 where you have 6)

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      • fiddledeedee December 7, 2017

        @felterupgood

        In diameter?

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        • felterupgood December 7, 2017

          @fiddledeedee

          Girth doesn't matter except when there's too much to fit in her ass.

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  • frank n. stein December 7, 2017

    S T U P I D !!

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  • goryim December 7, 2017

    These females belong in the kitchen

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  • sarge07 December 7, 2017

    Big ass fucking gun?? A Remington 870 range master 12ga? I have two I duck hunt with

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  • zack sweeney December 7, 2017

    I love guns !!!

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  • truckingman December 7, 2017

    I know things are MF" BIGGER AND BADDER IN TEXAS!!! Also, I am wondering if anyone has donated a disabled M82 sniper riffle or a M2, MA DEUCE,(Fifty caliber) to the "gun yoga" class.

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    • airsporter December 7, 2017

      @truckingman Yoga is a pretty STATIC activity - Bring your own mat.....

      Carrying enough ammunition in a crisis is another thing entirely.

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    • sarge07 December 7, 2017

      @truckingman I don't think anyone in that room could pick up a MADuce much less do yogurt with one

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  • fatlarry December 7, 2017

    maybe that last guy just left this class

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  • nybadguy December 7, 2017

    Drug yoga coming to a town near you.

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    • felterupgood December 7, 2017

      @nybadguy

      What would that look like? Someone who took a hard hit to the head and lay on the ground doing the "bug in the rug?"

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      • nybadguy December 7, 2017

        @felterupgood LMFAO. Flopping around on the floor like a fish out of water after a few bong hits maybe

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        • felterupgood December 7, 2017

          @nybadguy

          Don't bogart that joint

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  • sleeko December 7, 2017

    More amazing is that it is in The People's Republic of Santa Monica. An uber liberal stronghold.

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  • 2lbnutsack December 8, 2017

    I quit the inter webs, I found the stupidest shit ever, enjoy

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    • maddog123 December 8, 2017

      Never liked Texas to damn windy and dusty and no trees the ones they got are no taller than a midget and the women all wear cowboy boots

      Have you ever been kicked in the nuts with those things? Fucking hurt

      So fuck Texas!

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      • felterupgood December 8, 2017

        @maddog123

        What was the line in the move Full Metal Jacket.... somethin about only queers and steers in texas

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  • brazilian participant December 8, 2017

    I hope the weapons are unloaded

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