WAIT... THIS GUY TRIED TO SMUGGLE -WHAT- IN HIS ASSHOLE?

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  • kiwi cunt December 7, 2017

    Better check he ain't got a whole army stuffed up his ass.

    +7 -1
  • dick steel December 7, 2017

    He should've hid it in his wild forest of Gnarnia instead. Nobody would've had an idea.

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  • GrimmWilder December 7, 2017

    Better check....might be a shitty Corona still in there.....lol

    +12 -4
  • big_daddy305 December 7, 2017

    Is that a turd pellet gun?

    +4 -1
  • big_daddy305 December 7, 2017

    Instead of farting like a Howitzer, this guy farts like a Beretta.

    +4 -2
  • carlspackler December 7, 2017

    Put some gloves on before you go fishing in some dude's asshole.

    +10 -1
  • sealex December 7, 2017

    LMMFAO!! So the stupid cop grabs it with his bare hands , shit and all, then gets a napkin after the fact. I bet he still gets SHIT over that.... See what I did there!! Lol

    +12 -1
    • sarge07 December 7, 2017

      @sealex what do you expect in Mexico?

      +1 -1
  • peaks December 7, 2017

    ...And this, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how a Left-wing Liberal, Blame America First maggot is born.

    +3 -4
  • motorboatagoat December 7, 2017

    With an asshole that big he’s no stranger to the penal system

    +7 -1
    • dick steel December 7, 2017

      @motorboatagoat

      ****anal system

      +5 -8
    • sarge07 December 7, 2017

      @motorboatagoat I see what ya did there

      +1 -1
  • ouch December 7, 2017

    Looks like Sarge don't have to worry they got dumbocia before he got to you

    Whew close one dude lol

    +5 -8
    • happyjack December 7, 2017

      @ouch LMFAO

      +4 -5
      • sarge07 December 7, 2017

        @happyjack he's still lurking by the negs, LOL

        +1 -1
    • sarge07 December 7, 2017

      @ouch HAHAHAHAHA!!!

      +1 -1
    • prolurkercrazy December 7, 2017

      @ouch

      Man I was afraid at. First this was you! Whew!

      +2 -1
  • maxm60 December 7, 2017

    He was just on his way to make a donation to the 'Gun Yoga' class. Honest!

    +4 -3
  • letmefindout December 7, 2017

    Another asshole with a gun.

    +13 -2
    • felterupgood December 7, 2017

      @letmefindout

      Ok. You get one of my precious up votes for that one

      +3 -3
  • offdhook December 7, 2017

    He got his store in d ass. Next u might find a tank

    +2 -1
  • kore December 7, 2017

    I thought for sure they were going to pull out a few kilos, an AK 47, his girlfriend, 600,000$ in cash, jewelry, a six pack, luggage, his brand new car....

    +3 -1
  • handgranate1%er December 7, 2017

    that hacked girl from the other pictures could easy shove a bazooka up her ass !

    +3 -1
  • ketamine<3 December 7, 2017

    Sadly I know people that commit crimes just to smuggle shit into prisons, they do this all the time. It's a network of people that bring in anything from cell phones to guns. They tell me it's easier to get drugs on the inside than on the street.

    +3 -2
    • srv December 7, 2017

      @ketamine<3

      That's some hardcore folks. But fortunately, you can stop knowing them, because the only sad thing about the situation is not the choices they make, but that you're hanging with them in the first place.

      Xnay on the anginghay ...

      Especially if you have young kids.

      +3 -2
    • srv December 7, 2017

      @ketamine<3

      Wait a minute —

      They commit a crime, purposely get caught, go to jail or prison, whatever, just so they can get drugs, because it's easier to get it inside then outside? But isn't it waaay more expensive inside then outside? They can easily spend the difference on gas or bus fare or a taxi, whatever, to travel farther, which gives them more options. Anyways ...

      Ok, once they're in jail and they get it they do it up and then they're in a cell staring at a wall. What are they to do then? Come on, man ...

      If this is all true, then let me know what town you're in, because I'll be rolling in stocked up to the roof of my "candy" van.

      +4 -1
      • ketamine<3 December 7, 2017

        @srv no dude they commit crimes to smuggle them in, not to,get them. There is a ring of people that are in and out, some commit small crimes to get it into the jails then pass it off to others that are going into prisons. They have a rap sheet a mile long they don't mind doing it they get paid double sometime triple the street price for this shit! I live in Tucson AZ. Trust me it's not just here, every place in America has a ring set up if the COs aren't bringing it in. And I don't hang out with them, I met them when I was using and when I was in jail for 45 days.

        +3 -1
        • srv December 7, 2017

          @ketamine<3

          'tis confusion!! No, I got it, I got it.

          I figured as much ...

          You're not that far from Bisbee. That's where comedian Doug Stanhope lives. If you're not familiar with him, I suggest you go on YouTube and watch his stand-up. I used to have to pause his shows all the time just so I wouldn't miss anything during my uncontrollable laughing sessions. Sometimes, I'd be sore the next day. This is the only guy that ever got that kind of a rise out of me like that.

          The only other guy to compare him to is Bill Hicks.

          +2 -0
          • ketamine<3 December 7, 2017

            @srv Bill Hicks is good, I like Bill Burr better though. I love watching comedy, my favorites are Bill Burr, Jim Gaffigan, Jo Koy, and of course Dave Chappell. I love a lot of others, I watch a lot of comedy I'll look that up I'm sure I've seen it already but it won't hurt to,watch it again :) lol

            +1 -1
            • happyjack December 8, 2017

              @ketamine<3 great choices. I'm not familiar with Jo Koy, but the other 3 are some of my favorites as well.

              +2 -0
      • sarge07 December 7, 2017

        @srv they also get big bucks up front.

        +2 -1
        • ketamine<3 December 7, 2017

          @sarge07 yup, and a lot of these people doing this have nowhere to go outside of jail so they prefer to be in jail. They get out, grab some shit and break parole just to have a roof over their head and protection. 3 hots and a cot. It's bigger than most people think. You know what I'm talking about.

          +1 -1
          • sarge07 December 7, 2017

            @ketamine<3 I do, but I also know that there are programs to help these idiots, but they don't the help.

            +1 -1
        • srv December 8, 2017

          @sarge07

          Yeah, once you're trusted, I bet ...

          +2 -0
  • berget December 7, 2017

    dont struggle to hard

    you might ripp one of

    +3 -1
  • airsporter December 7, 2017

    Braver than me going in there without gloves!

    Now for a sandwich.

    +2 -2
    • sarge07 December 7, 2017

      @airsporter a turd sammich?

      +1 -1
  • frank n. stein December 7, 2017

    Would've been funnier if it was loaded and went off up there!

    +2 -1
  • picklehiesner December 7, 2017

    You'll shoot your brown eye out !

    +5 -1
  • bearded_misfit December 7, 2017

    This fool watched that movie get hard and keistered that shit.

    +1 -0
  • exelar December 7, 2017

    it was that moment he knew...he should be born as an kangaroo...

    +2 -0
  • sarge07 December 7, 2017

    NO GLOVES?????

    +1 -1
  • zack sweeney December 7, 2017

    What no sniff test ...

    +2 -1
  • truckingman December 7, 2017

    Did the suspect have the ideal of commiting suicide, with a gun shot through his colon and into his heart, while his was sitting in his jail cell?

    +2 -0
    • felterupgood December 7, 2017

      @truckingman

      He probably wanted to escape with it like Dillinger did with his pistol carved from a bar of soap.

      Cons do this all the time and a murdered escaped with one. There some amazing images on google of pistols carved from soap bars.

      +2 -1
  • nybadguy December 7, 2017

    Dig deeper i bet there's an AK

    +1 -0
  • deadpen December 7, 2017

    DAMN cops want some of that D.

    +1 -0
  • spider-man December 7, 2017

    Me sad.

    +1 -0
 
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