Better check he ain't got a whole army stuffed up his ass.
He should've hid it in his wild forest of Gnarnia instead. Nobody would've had an idea.
Better check....might be a shitty Corona still in there.....lol
@GrimmWilder The guy wasn't even wearing gloves when he pulled it out of his ass. Quite dedicated is he.
@bigsmokey86 My thought too +
@bigsmokey86 first thing I noticed.....wtf
@bigsmokey86 No money in the budget for gloves.
The cigar or the typewriter?
Is that a turd pellet gun?
Instead of farting like a Howitzer, this guy farts like a Beretta.
Put some gloves on before you go fishing in some dude's asshole.
LMMFAO!! So the stupid cop grabs it with his bare hands , shit and all, then gets a napkin after the fact. I bet he still gets SHIT over that.... See what I did there!! Lol
@sealex what do you expect in Mexico?
...And this, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how a Left-wing Liberal, Blame America First maggot is born.
With an asshole that big he’s no stranger to the penal system
@motorboatagoat I see what ya did there
Looks like Sarge don't have to worry they got dumbocia before he got to you
Whew close one dude lol
@happyjack he's still lurking by the negs, LOL
Man I was afraid at. First this was you! Whew!
He was just on his way to make a donation to the 'Gun Yoga' class. Honest!
Another asshole with a gun.
Ok. You get one of my precious up votes for that one
He got his store in d ass. Next u might find a tank
I thought for sure they were going to pull out a few kilos, an AK 47, his girlfriend, 600,000$ in cash, jewelry, a six pack, luggage, his brand new car....
that hacked girl from the other pictures could easy shove a bazooka up her ass !
Sadly I know people that commit crimes just to smuggle shit into prisons, they do this all the time. It's a network of people that bring in anything from cell phones to guns. They tell me it's easier to get drugs on the inside than on the street.
That's some hardcore folks. But fortunately, you can stop knowing them, because the only sad thing about the situation is not the choices they make, but that you're hanging with them in the first place.
Xnay on the anginghay ...
Especially if you have young kids.
Wait a minute —
They commit a crime, purposely get caught, go to jail or prison, whatever, just so they can get drugs, because it's easier to get it inside then outside? But isn't it waaay more expensive inside then outside? They can easily spend the difference on gas or bus fare or a taxi, whatever, to travel farther, which gives them more options. Anyways ...
Ok, once they're in jail and they get it they do it up and then they're in a cell staring at a wall. What are they to do then? Come on, man ...
If this is all true, then let me know what town you're in, because I'll be rolling in stocked up to the roof of my "candy" van.
@srv no dude they commit crimes to smuggle them in, not to,get them. There is a ring of people that are in and out, some commit small crimes to get it into the jails then pass it off to others that are going into prisons. They have a rap sheet a mile long they don't mind doing it they get paid double sometime triple the street price for this shit! I live in Tucson AZ. Trust me it's not just here, every place in America has a ring set up if the COs aren't bringing it in. And I don't hang out with them, I met them when I was using and when I was in jail for 45 days.
'tis confusion!! No, I got it, I got it.
I figured as much ...
You're not that far from Bisbee. That's where comedian Doug Stanhope lives. If you're not familiar with him, I suggest you go on YouTube and watch his stand-up. I used to have to pause his shows all the time just so I wouldn't miss anything during my uncontrollable laughing sessions. Sometimes, I'd be sore the next day. This is the only guy that ever got that kind of a rise out of me like that.
The only other guy to compare him to is Bill Hicks.
@srv Bill Hicks is good, I like Bill Burr better though. I love watching comedy, my favorites are Bill Burr, Jim Gaffigan, Jo Koy, and of course Dave Chappell. I love a lot of others, I watch a lot of comedy I'll look that up I'm sure I've seen it already but it won't hurt to,watch it again :) lol
@ketamine<3 great choices. I'm not familiar with Jo Koy, but the other 3 are some of my favorites as well.
@srv they also get big bucks up front.
@sarge07 yup, and a lot of these people doing this have nowhere to go outside of jail so they prefer to be in jail. They get out, grab some shit and break parole just to have a roof over their head and protection. 3 hots and a cot. It's bigger than most people think. You know what I'm talking about.
@ketamine<3 I do, but I also know that there are programs to help these idiots, but they don't the help.
Yeah, once you're trusted, I bet ...
dont struggle to hard
you might ripp one of
Braver than me going in there without gloves!
Now for a sandwich.
@airsporter a turd sammich?
Would've been funnier if it was loaded and went off up there!
You'll shoot your brown eye out !
This fool watched that movie get hard and keistered that shit.
it was that moment he knew...he should be born as an kangaroo...
What no sniff test ...
Did the suspect have the ideal of commiting suicide, with a gun shot through his colon and into his heart, while his was sitting in his jail cell?
He probably wanted to escape with it like Dillinger did with his pistol carved from a bar of soap.
Cons do this all the time and a murdered escaped with one. There some amazing images on google of pistols carved from soap bars.
Dig deeper i bet there's an AK
DAMN cops want some of that D.