50% CHUCK NORRIS, 50% HITMAN

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  • dick steel December 7, 2017

    Even the hitmen there are tired of flip flops.

    +12 -6
    • GrimmWilder December 7, 2017

      @dick steel +++lol

      The anti-Flop movement is ON!!!

      +11 -4
      • hiwudjablome December 7, 2017

        @GrimmWilder

        Noooooo flip flop lives matter..

        FFLM

        +4 -1
        • sarge07 December 7, 2017

          @hiwudjablome Disclaimer - "No flip flops were harmed in the making of this video"

          +1 -1
  • sealex December 7, 2017

    Pussies!! Fight like a man!! Put the gun away and put up your dukes.

    +8 -0
    • kore December 7, 2017

      @sealex Easy, easy my friend.... Watch your mouth there buddy,,,,... I sent them!!!. One of them spilled my beer.

      +5 -0
      • sealex December 7, 2017

        @kore

        I see. Then I take it back.

        They deserved everything they got and they should've ran them over at the end too.....twice.

        +3 -0
  • peaks December 7, 2017

    "SAY WHAT AGAIN MOTHER-FUCKER"!!

    +3 -0
    • hiwudjablome December 7, 2017

      @peaks

      My favorite movie

      +3 -1
      • peaks December 7, 2017

        @hiwudjablome

        It's an all-time great man.

        +1 -0
  • ouch December 7, 2017

    If you are dumb enough to walk towards a guy with a gun then you are dumbocia enough the die and not come back to life.

    I be running in Zig Zag the opposite direction!

    Run Ouchy Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    +8 -9
    • offdhook December 7, 2017

      @ouch lol...zig zag. U need speed of light too

      +2 -0
    • kore December 7, 2017

      @ouch Lol, +1... So true. I would have lost them flip flops and hauled ass. Fuck my friend/brother whoever that was. BYE MOTHER FUCKER

      +6 -0
  • ketamine<3 December 7, 2017

    When god need a break, he calls Chuck Norris..

    +4 -1
    • letmefindout December 7, 2017

      @ketamine<3

      How does Chuck Norris do a hit? A hit does for Chuck Norris, not vice versa.

      +2 -1
      • bigsmokey86 December 7, 2017

        @letmefindout Chuck Norris would have used a rocket launcher and dynamite.

        +2 -0
        • sarge07 December 7, 2017

          @bigsmokey86 on a dirt bike

          +2 -2
          • bigsmokey86 December 7, 2017

            @sarge07 Actually probably Bigfoot.

            +2 -0
            • sarge07 December 7, 2017

              @bigsmokey86 I saw bigfoot

              +1 -1
  • maxm60 December 7, 2017

    and it's all caught on CCTV for our entertainment.

    +3 -1
  • 72jayd December 7, 2017

    Where’s the street sweeper when you need it?

    +6 -0
  • letmefindout December 7, 2017

    Government sponsored trash collectors.

    +3 -1
  • motorboatagoat December 7, 2017

    Bottom line, stay away from anyone who doesn’t wear flip flops in Brazil

    +6 -0
    • frank n. stein December 7, 2017

      Better to avoid Brazil all together!

      +3 -2
  • offdhook December 7, 2017

    Is that Brazil too? Advice me guys cos am changing my mind. Flight ticket cancelled.

    +7 -0
  • bft$crew December 7, 2017

    They are not compensating with their Nisan get away car.

    +3 -0
  • ricardo_o_voluptuoso December 7, 2017

    they had just robbed a woman they saw and they chased them

    +3 -0
  • kore December 7, 2017

    Good job guys, that was very well "executed"

    +4 -0
  • illspoken December 7, 2017

    The hitmen must either be government sponsored or not Brazilian at all.They seem to take great precaution in hidind their identity with jackets and masks (in tropical climate) but also they wear identical sets.

    A typical Brazilian lowlife wouldn't give a rats ass about their attire.

    +6 -0
    • frank n. stein December 7, 2017

      @illspoken But their license plate is clearly visible.

      +2 -0
      • ketamine<3 December 7, 2017

        @frank n. stein easily stolen or a borrowed vehicle for the use of these things.

        +2 -1
        • felterupgood December 7, 2017

          @ketamine<3

          Why didn't they take the plates off

          +2 -2
          • truckingman December 7, 2017

            Felterupgood if a vehicle does not have a license plate, it will become a magnet for attracting potrolling police officers.

            +0 -0
            • felterupgood December 8, 2017

              @truckingman

              The residents it's registered to will become a police magnet. Even if they stole it they may have video in the location it was stolen from and catch these guys without their ski mask.

              +1 -1
  • airsporter December 7, 2017

    They should have planned the seating arrangements after the hit a little better.

    +2 -2
    • bigsmokey86 December 7, 2017

      @airsporter Probably should have hid that license plate too.

      +3 -0
  • nybadguy December 7, 2017

    Nice sweep technique

    +2 -0
  • mad hatter December 7, 2017

    dumb fuck didnt realise his life was at stake, great opportunity to leg it but killed himself.

    +1 -0
  • dry terd December 7, 2017

    Nice leg sweep

    +1 -0
  • frank n. stein December 7, 2017

    The other guy should've taken off running! better than nothing.

    +2 -0
  • picklehiesner December 7, 2017

    Clearly trained by Cobra Kai ... sweep the leg !

    +3 -2
  • bearded_misfit December 7, 2017

    Did he chop that fool.

    +1 -1
  • quantum December 7, 2017

    WHY not just roll down the window and shoot? . . fucking idiots.

    +2 -8
    • felterupgood December 8, 2017

      @quantum

      Nice observation. Why 7 negs?

      That neg thing needs to disappear.

      +1 -2
  • sarge07 December 7, 2017

    Brazil's latest tourist video

    +2 -5
  • zack sweeney December 7, 2017

    I never understood this , no fight no running , a guy with a mask and a gun is not out collecting for the Red Cross ....

    +1 -2
  • truckingman December 7, 2017

    All I can say is Brazilian hitmen use two taps, shots, to the head for each victim they kill while Brazilian gangs use an intire clip or magazine, may five, for each victim.

    +0 -1
  • deadpen December 7, 2017

    LPL-5222

    +1 -1
  • los_pedos_saco December 10, 2017

    El CHAPO SPECIAL KICK AND A BULLET

    +0 -0
 
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