1. It's a woman.
2. She's asian.
3. On her fucking cellphone.
4. It involved a vehicle.
@kiwi cunt ^This. cannot top it. Fucking hilarious.
@kiwi cunt Got killed, by her own, Car
@drewstl Slowest. Suicide. Ever
@kiwi cunt superb answer
@kiwi cunt it was the ‘Perfect Storm’
@kiwi cunt ..in a nutshell...
1. It's a man
2. He's Scottish
3. Holding a flashdrive
4. It involved a unicycle
Conclusion: Get off the pot, son!
@kiwi cunt it is obvious now that no woman registered in this site. Will take my leave soon. I do women only
@kiwi cunt a clear recipe for disaster!
@kiwi cunt lmfaoooo god i laughed so hard a turd fell out..
Yes i was already on the toilet
The garage door had enough
0 days without an accident.
Looked to me she went through the car enterance so she did that to herself.
MAINTENANCE!!...We got a gook in the gears again!!!!
@GrimmWilder The Chinese are actually worse than the movie Gremlins!!!
Should have held on to that cell phone and dial 911... or call AAA
@kore you mean 9 Lun Lun
@ouch or 9 ron ron?
@bigsmokey86 Nime Nun Nun
911 done gave up a long ass time ago on that country!... lol... fucking phone zombies
Killed at 4Mph ... what are the odds!
Once the wheels are in motion..
Revenge of the neglected car....Chinese on a phone what could possibly go wrong...
will her estate pay for the damage to the paint job ?
Man, plenty of room on this elevator...Oh shit
Same China that don't drive without accidents, now their automated garage is taking suit.
Because she's Asian
@houndog35 the Classic Looney Tunes.
Efficiency at it's best. We dropped a useless cunt and someone got their car delivered to them.
Why dont asains have Common sense?
@kaevman They do, as soon as one get's their head out of their ass.
The robot uprising has begun
The derp is strong in this one
If curiosity killed the cat then stupidity killed the ching!
A truly wtf video.
She would have been safer INSIDE the
... like that
Mike the parking garage, in the video, is an automated system, so the cars are stored under ground vehicle rack system. When you claim your car, at a self serve kiosk and type in your information as the system routes your car to a numbered bay, you go to the numbered and wait until the bay door opens to retrieve your car. As your car leaves the bay, the bay door closes and the retrieval process is repeated. My only question why did the victim walk into the bay as the other car vacated the bay?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The Asian method of safety there is to jump up on the car but she failed to follow the instructions.
@truckingman my guess is that she was more involved in her phone and not paying attention. She looked surprised when the door closed and it seems she was attempting to leave when the system went into retrieve car mode.
Why wpuld they even have this in Asia? They know good and well they have the most stupid people in the world...They did this to lower the population.
Anymore, they have to get creative, I mean how many times can you watch a tanker truck run someone over or fall on them. Kudos for coming up with new an innovative ways of killing off the population.
Those slanty eye's man. When im chinky eyed from the bud i bump into shit etc...