CRAZYSHIT PRESENTS: SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKA!

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  • carlspackler December 8, 2017

    We're such pussies here in America. If a Senator is forced to resign, he ought to be caught doing this AT LEAST.

    +7 -1
    •   sarge07 December 8, 2017

      @carlspackler two have been, LOL

      +1 -0
  • drewstl December 8, 2017

    It was good while it, Lasted

    +2 -0
  • conciousblackguy December 8, 2017

    Boom headshot!

    +1 -0
  • letmefindout December 8, 2017

    Prime examples of the "Pearl Harbor" sexual techniques.

    +6 -1
  •   GrimmWilder December 8, 2017

    You KNOW they tried to catch her on the crapper being Japs and all.,,.,.

    +3 -4
  • kore December 8, 2017

    This is bullshit, WTF did I just watch???

    +4 -1
    •   ouch December 8, 2017

      @kore This clip went for 3.15 I stopped it at 25 seconds

      +5 -3
      •   sarge07 December 8, 2017

        @ouch I didn't make that far

        +2 -1
        • kore December 8, 2017

          @sarge07 My dumb ass did

          +3 -0
      • kore December 8, 2017

        @ouch I don't blame you

        +3 -0
  • offdhook December 8, 2017

    Is that not mutual rape? Guys, is there anything like mutual in rape? I guess am wrong.. minding my own business....

    +1 -0
  • ketamine<3 December 8, 2017

    I'll take whore for $1,000 Alex.

    +3 -1
    •   oathbreaker December 8, 2017

      @ketamine<3 He took that whore for free, multiple times....Save your money

      +2 -0
  •   stenchfart December 8, 2017

    pixelate the whole video

    +1 -0
  • ithinkimdumb December 8, 2017

    Weird... smh

    +1 -0
  • ricardo_o_voluptuoso December 8, 2017

    Stealth mode, omg i need names

    +1 -0
  • sexmaster December 8, 2017

    This wacky pixilated shit is proof of radiation damage.

    +1 -0
  • airsporter December 8, 2017

    More predictable than surprising....Every door she opens has this dickhead behind it.....

    Now if he leapt out of a buiscuit tin...

    +1 -1
  • felterupgood December 8, 2017

    I thought I was the only one who made those squirting sounds when I cum. peww pewww pewwww pew

    +4 -1
    • pewpewpowa December 8, 2017

      @felterupgood ;D

      +1 -0
    •   wombatbytes December 8, 2017

      @felterupgood : You should find a good urologist.

      +3 -0
      • felterupgood December 8, 2017

        @wombatbytes

        I need one.... a woman... young, fresh out of school. I could show her something (with sound effects) peww pewwww pewwwwww

        ...put the tip up to your ear... you can hear it better

        +2 -1
  • srv December 8, 2017

    Seeing that happy jappy mug get covered with all that happy jappy multi jizzies,(genuine bukakke? nah) while she's getting jack-rabbited kinda filled me with the urge to regurge.

    +1 -0
  • maxm60 December 8, 2017

    It's a new Jap game show called "Let's make her squeal!"

    +1 -1
  • pewpewpowa December 8, 2017

    Some people have all the fun ;(

    +1 -0
  •   luvthick December 8, 2017

    Why did Al Franken resign?

    +5 -1
    •   happyjack December 8, 2017

      @luvthick stay tuned, he says that he's going to, but hasn't yet....might be playing politics

      +5 -2
  • fukume December 8, 2017

    New show called Kamikaze fuck

    +2 -0
  • underpants December 8, 2017

    That’s called getting WEINSTEINED!

    +2 -0
  • rouge_et_blanc December 8, 2017

    "sooooooooooooooo fake" in Japanese

    +1 -0
    •   truckingman December 8, 2017

      Rouge_et_blanc it is 'すごくうそくさい , Sugoku uso kusai(so fake).

      +1 -0
  • bigblackhead December 8, 2017

    she's my favorite waitress at The New Panda

    +1 -0
  • vivalamigra December 8, 2017

    He is in charge of "supplies".

    +1 -2
    •   wombatbytes December 8, 2017

      @vivalamigra : Fuck. @viv-anal-migraine posted something funny!!!

      +2 -1
  •   oathbreaker December 8, 2017

    There's no way that kid's mine, there was 10 other guys in that room!

    +2 -0
  • bleedsvodka December 8, 2017

    It isn't rape if it's on camera and made to be funny.

    +1 -0
  • mclovin510 December 8, 2017

    At least it wasn’t another one of those “surprise she’s got dick and balls”.

    +4 -0
    •   sarge07 December 8, 2017

      @mclovin510 I was waiting for that "surprise". Been fooled here once to many

      +3 -1
  •   happyjack December 8, 2017

    Should of suprised her with a meal. It doesn't look Ike fucking her would feel good lol

    +5 -1
    •   wombatbytes December 8, 2017

      @happyjack : Feed her a steak and she might grow some tits.

      I doubt she's getting much protein from the gayboy in the video...

      +3 -0
  • dry terd December 8, 2017

    Fuckin ninjas cum outta nowhere

    +1 -0
  •   picklehiesner December 8, 2017

    The grandson of Cato

    +2 -1
  •   sarge07 December 8, 2017

    umm ok

    +2 -1
  • illspoken December 8, 2017

    That is some genuine pussy ninja work here...

    +1 -0
  • 2lbnutsack December 8, 2017

    Winner winner semen dinner!

    +1 -0
  • bearded_misfit December 8, 2017

    They have surprise sex shows and we call it rape! WTF!

    +2 -0
    • felterupgood December 8, 2017

      @bearded_misfit

      I don't know how you would rape a woman who Is running around naked and fingering herself. Looks like a case of Damsel in Distress movie to me.

      +2 -1
  • pfhunktu3d December 8, 2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sticky, broke, and confused! awesome.

    +1 -0
  • skankhunt42 December 8, 2017

    What a stupid Skank!

    +0 -0
    • felterupgood December 8, 2017

      @skankhunt42

      Don't blame her... blame the writers

      +3 -1
      • skankhunt42 December 8, 2017

        @felterupgood I didn't say that was a bad thing :)

        +1 -0
  • viper901 December 8, 2017

    I think I'm going to try this at my favorite Dim Sum joint. Keep your eyes on the news!!!

    +1 -0
  •   truckingman December 8, 2017

    What in the MF" HELL???

    +1 -0
  •   nybadguy December 8, 2017

    Nice little bush. I was crinching thoe. I thought she was going to have a cock at first lol

    +2 -0
  • working4theweekend December 8, 2017

    FAP

    +1 -0
  •   oldrooster December 9, 2017

    Well the Japanese sure love their rape videos.

    +0 -0
  • ss99 December 9, 2017

    what the hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +1 -0
  • donald trump December 9, 2017

    I want to do this to my WIFE

    +1 -1
  • spider-man December 10, 2017

    I like that song. Dun dun-dun!

    +0 -0
  • 1234joe December 15, 2017

    I don't know about you, but I liked that

    +0 -0
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