SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK: MOST BRUTAL MACHETE ATTACK EVER

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  • mehofjack December 9, 2017

    I'll take two pounds I'm trying to make Hamburger Helper tonight

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    • joedumber December 9, 2017

      @mehofjack would you like the buggas and eyeballs wth that?

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  • gandog56 December 9, 2017

    My gawd, was that snorting her breathing?

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    • mehofjack December 9, 2017

      @gandog56 luke I am your father

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    • kore December 9, 2017

      @gandog56 She was trying to clear her throat, sinuses, wind pipe, lungs, heart, thoughts

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    •   oathbreaker December 9, 2017

      @gandog56 No, that was her dying

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      •   oathbreaker December 9, 2017

        @oathbreaker I'm not even sure if that's a girl? Did I misgender them? Shame on me....

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  • kiwi cunt December 9, 2017

    See Apu, that's what happens when you try to resist a robbery.

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  • letmefindout December 9, 2017

    Never go to Benihana after the chef has been drinking.

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    • letmefindout December 9, 2017

      @letmefindout

      Worst fillet job I've ever seen.

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  • joe_head71 December 9, 2017

    kill the bastard pleaseeeeeee!

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    • ob1 December 9, 2017

      @joe_head71 yep, no face, brain exposed, bullet please

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  • kore December 9, 2017

    Wow, looks like a human swordfish... COOL

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  • skankhunt42 December 9, 2017

    Sounds like my Rottweiler sleeping

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    •   GrimmWilder December 9, 2017

      @skankhunt42

      Sounds like me on the crapper after black beans and yellow rice.,.,,.

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  • ithinkimdumb December 9, 2017

    Holy shit!... that thing is still alive, quick somebody shot it

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  • ketamine<3 December 9, 2017

    Poor fucker probly just wants to die already!

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    • kore December 9, 2017

      @ketamine<3 LMMFAO+1, OMFG

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    •   happyjack December 9, 2017

      @ketamine<3 yeah why does he have to sit up at attention. Lay the fucker down already.

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      • idgaf December 10, 2017

        @happyjack well, i'm not a medical expert but common sense tells me that you can't win against the gravity if your head (wound area) and heart pumping blood at the same height so he will die faster (although we don't know for sure his will to live or not).

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  • maxm60 December 9, 2017

    Guy has a splitting headache and a sinus problem.

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  •   ouch December 9, 2017

    Darth Vader ain't got shit on you dude

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  • sealex December 9, 2017

    If you had a heart you would put him out of his misery instead of pulling his hair

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    •   oathbreaker December 9, 2017

      @sealex Hold him up by his ankles so he doesn't drown in all that blood. Give him mouth to.....neck meat, I guess

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    • sheelajackson December 9, 2017

      @sealex I know, right? #1

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  • stinkburger December 9, 2017

    sounds like my dog snoring, hes a bullmastiff :)

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    •   sarge07 December 10, 2017

      @stinkburger great dogs

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  • pewpewpowa December 9, 2017

    This site has helped me tremendously with the idea of Hades ;)

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  •   oathbreaker December 9, 2017

    He probably wishes they could've talked things over. Words as weapons, and all that. Good luck talking at all, now

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  • iwrestledabearonce December 9, 2017

    So you decide to wear gloves, while your wearing flip flops?

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    • joedumber December 9, 2017

      @iwrestledabearonce yeah inoticed tha too i would put plastic bags on my feet.

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    • idgaf December 10, 2017

      @iwrestledabearonce well, the wound will not get an infection because he is not holding the head using his leg or flip flops.

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  • airsporter December 9, 2017

    Looks like someones got a real Light Sabre for Christmas!

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  •   allcaps December 9, 2017

    oooh a pop up..

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  • hairry-mcballstein December 9, 2017

    Hmmm...does that hole look big enough for me to put my dick in it?

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  • srv December 9, 2017

    Let go of my hair, cabrón!! Back off, puto!! I'm in the middle of my most vulnerable transition stage into the 18th evilest villain the world has ever seen ... El Snorté!!

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    • srv December 10, 2017

      @srv

      Here is part 2 of

      El Snorté:

      http://theync.com/brutal-machete-agonizes-moments-of-death.htm

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  • strokerace December 9, 2017

    Someone give that son of a bitch a Breathe Right nasal strip.

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  • zack sweeney December 9, 2017

    Looks like a caricature from the movie "The Fly " ...

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  •   nybadguy December 9, 2017

    He was advertising those monster drinks behind him.

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  • flgator December 9, 2017

    Dilly Dilly.

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    • srv December 9, 2017

      @flgator

      Dilly Dilly.

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  • offdhook December 9, 2017

    What a pity. She is breathing hard, fighting to survive. She will survive it and shame her attackers

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  • astrozorro December 9, 2017

    I hope he’s a Star Wars fan because now he can sound like Darth Vader.

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  • sheelajackson December 9, 2017

    Poor dude. Its nice to see they have excellent healthcare there. Carlos is in great hands!

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  • magdalani December 9, 2017

    This video is brought to you by Monster Energy Drink.

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  • dry terd December 9, 2017

    Poor bastard is in misery

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  •   sarge07 December 9, 2017

    Damn it's still alive even with the brain bucket open.

    Disclaimer: No flip flops were harmed in the making of this video.

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  • mclovin510 December 9, 2017

    Two Monster energy drinks for $5.00 with a side a brain matter please!

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  • bleedsvodka December 9, 2017

    Gawd damn! Put that man out of his misery.

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  •   truckingman December 9, 2017

    Mike did the victim survive his brutal machete attack wounds?

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    •   crazyshit December 9, 2017

      @truckingman I don't think he wants to...

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  • berget December 9, 2017

    FINISH HIM!.......plz

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  • cillotin December 9, 2017

    Found ya Mr.fuckface

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  •   picklehiesner December 10, 2017

    Yea but you should see the other guy

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  • thelegend27 December 10, 2017

    Holy moly, frmo the thumbnail i expected him to be dead af

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  • superman101 December 10, 2017

    And people wonder why I'm paranoid

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  • ebola December 10, 2017

    Holy shit, the noises!

    Someone have mercy and put it out of it's misery!

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  • los_pedos_saco December 10, 2017

    Carne azada sundays

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  • wpginterceptor December 10, 2017

    I am not an animal..

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  • princesskittenpants December 10, 2017

    He's either really early or very late for Halloween...

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  • fuct December 11, 2017

    Looks like Monster energy drinks has a new mascot, at least for a few minutes.

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  • bombomking11 December 12, 2017

    Quit snoring, the kids are trying to sleep

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  • sunfishsam2001 December 13, 2017

    prob. only one thing and the best thing to do at this point for all invalved would to stop the air! sad

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  • hiwudjablome December 14, 2017

    What the fuck,, just let him bleed out and be done with it,, not like hes gonna want a smoke or somthing

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  • -fuckstick- December 14, 2017

    Snoring like that is so annoying!

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  • geeohx513466 January 23, 2018

    Looks like someone got caught sleeping on the job

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