HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY! HERE'S 3RD DEGREE BURNS

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  • peaks December 11, 2017

    That's what happens when you invite Michael Jackson to your party.

    +6 -1
  • felterupgood December 11, 2017

    The fire didn't hurt as much as putting it out with a folding chair

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    • fiddledeedee December 11, 2017

      @felterupgood

      Niiiiiice :-D ++

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  • GrimmWilder December 11, 2017

    Silly String and a candle make Napalm!

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    • maxm60 December 11, 2017

      @GrimmWilder I have to remember that one!

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  • sealex December 11, 2017

    And many moooooorrre....

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  • maddog123 December 11, 2017

    Cure for itchy balls ?

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    • srv December 11, 2017

      @maddog123

      That is what I meant by torching it.

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    • sarge07 December 11, 2017

      @maddog123 wasp spray and a bic should do it

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  • carlspackler December 11, 2017

    Arabs. That is all.

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    • m.a.r.ti.n December 11, 2017

      @carlspackler These are Iranian

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      • carlspackler December 11, 2017

        @m.a.r.ti.n OK. The Middle East. That is all.

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  • ouch December 11, 2017

    A low IQ

    Accelerant

    A naked flame

    What could possibly go wrong?

    DERP!

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    • felterupgood December 11, 2017

      @ouch

      Your birthday cake could get scorched

      ... or you could get asphyxiated trying to blow out the fire in your hair.

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      • ouch December 11, 2017

        @felterupgood Dam it Low IQ now I have to Google "asphyxiated "

        lol

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    • freddykrueger December 11, 2017

      @ouch...how does an entire country get the silly string is extremely flammable warning 20 years late?

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  • maxm60 December 11, 2017

    Stop, drop and OH SHIT!

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  • fistermister December 11, 2017

    Your birthday was a fucking blast...

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  • kore December 11, 2017

    Awww, that was cute, she wanted to be the candle

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  • letmefindout December 11, 2017

    Warming up the festivities they were.

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  • airsporter December 11, 2017

    Should have had the do at McDonalds instead.

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  • exelar December 11, 2017

    thats how a good party starts!!!

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  • joe_head71 December 11, 2017

    "look granddaughter, that´s a photo from my favorite birthday, I felt I was on fire the whole day through."

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  • uk bride December 11, 2017

    Practice makes perfect.

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  • secret squirrel December 11, 2017

    And she made a wish too. Maximum 60% facial scaring ( excluding hair loss ) and No infections please......

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  • fiddledeedee December 11, 2017

    Warm wishes on your birthday!

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  • nybadguy December 11, 2017

    More like happy Burnday.

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  • happyjack December 11, 2017

    She needs to start picking better wishes

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  • joedumber December 11, 2017

    what about the guy in the white shirt sitting and wathcing the whole thing

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  • wombatbytes December 11, 2017

    There was a stripper years back doing the rounds of the Adelaide pubs.

    Her act was to spray pressurised hair mousse on her naked body and then light it.

    She'd auickly rub the blue flaming mix all over her body before it burnt out in a few seconds.

    Good act...

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    • wombatbytes December 11, 2017

      @wombatbytes : quickly...

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    • felterupgood December 11, 2017

      @wombatbytes

      I heard about that... She was thee stripper without crabs

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      • wombatbytes December 11, 2017

        @felterupgood : Not a hair or crab on her body....

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        • felterupgood December 11, 2017

          @wombatbytes

          That's a good selling point

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  • moe lester December 11, 2017

    Aloha SnackBar!!

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  • dry terd December 11, 2017

    Wow this party is hopping

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    • kore December 11, 2017

      @dry terd And dropping and rolling

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  • slopeass4 December 11, 2017

    And this years Darwins award goes to

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  • iluvkitty December 11, 2017

    this party was LIT!!!!!!

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  • ketamine<3 December 11, 2017

    Hopefully didn't burn her eyeballs.. I kinda feel bad for her as she wasn't the dumbass yet she got hurt.

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    • sarge07 December 11, 2017

      @ketamine<3 it even states not to use around open flame on the cans. We used to use it in low light conditions clearing buildings.

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      • wombatbytes December 11, 2017

        @sarge07 : good for spotting trip wires I understand.

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        • sarge07 December 11, 2017

          @wombatbytes yes indeed

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  • sarge07 December 11, 2017

    Open flame and silly string, what could possibly go wrong?

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  • offdhook December 11, 2017

    Painted the venue red with her wow badday

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  • ithinkimdumb December 11, 2017

    Hahaha... wonder how her 21st is gonna go down?

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  • crazyassfuckboi December 11, 2017

    Arab parties are usually pretty lit but this party was straight fire.

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  • wtf2017 December 11, 2017

    in today and age you still don't know that shit is flammable ? lol. Ok every body now blow that dumb bitches hair out!

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  • frank n. stein December 11, 2017

    WHEN will stupid people learn???????????

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    • srv December 12, 2017

      @frank n. stein

      Dumb is forever ... so never.

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  • deadpen December 11, 2017

    Well if you hang your rug on the wall shit like this is going to happen in your life. Dumb asses.

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  • lafind December 12, 2017

    I still thought she was pretty hot!

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  • 1234joe December 15, 2017

    Happy birthday bitch

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  • blowback51 January 10, 2018

    Dumb whore

    +0 -0
 
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