Looks like a good place to pick up a case of Marek's disease
You mean the horrid Mark Marek's disease? A rancid, fleshy parasite, quite similar to its cousin strain, the dreaded Dominican Dick Slug disease.
I hear you can catch either disease from used hurricane-swept love dolls.
A sickening way to go ...
@thor156 do you have to ruin everything. just wasted a perfectly good boner
I wonder if that counts as a “bird flue”?
@b-train as in a bird chimney? Dunno, I have no idea?
@mrthorwald her name is Solmonella
@b-train I'll take her if she can soft boil an egg like that
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Putting aside all of those farmer's daughter jokes, if this was a real porn wouldn't the egg vibrate?
You can get salmonella that way!
One of the Manson girls giving birth.
I wouldn't mind fertilizing her eggs.
yeah baby fuck those eggs
That Foul Chick Cracked me up!
A real "Fox in the henhouse"!
That's not farm fresh
Well, how's back-alley fresh?
That egg will never pass inspection now.
God-Damn, that look like a very tight pussy.... That shit put me the mood for some Arby's.
She's very eggcited
@picklehiesner : She has a lot of eggsplaining for Daddy.
Can i get some bacon with that?
I prefer hard boiled.
That's a weird way to dye Easter eggs
Our last place using AirB&B was like that.
she´s practically playing and teasing with cock´sperm around her pussy , disgusting bitch.
Japs do it better
Is that a Free-range farm fresh egg? Hell I'd still hit it.
who came first the chicken or the whore
These women are usually called 'chicks'
Did she cum? This seems quite fowl, I hardly heard a peep out of her! That's a yolk, son.
@fiddledeedee you are a comedy genius. Now invent a time-machine and take your jokes back to the 1980s where they truly belong.
I was expecting her to blow a horse or eat cow shit. Boy was i wrong.
fuck shes hot !!!!!!!!!
Well...... Gotta be better than the light bulb dude... Just gotta be....!
Eggcaztly the perfect lady
...nothing wrong with that!
She seems to be way too egg-cited to fuck an egg.
Sunny Side up please
Yep. I fapped and now have a craving for eggs
Oh my God never use that quack sound effect ever again
I don’t know if I can fuck a chick that smells like live chickens
Tot it will come out different maybe fried or scrambled. It just didn't do anything than to pop out like that. Not impressed
Could have been worse... she could have picked the horse stall....
She had to be pretty damned loose to keep from breaking that egg...
Coronal Sanders said it best... finger lickin good..
I'll take two dozen please.
Backwards hatch with her snatch
she done pickled that egg with that purdy ole pussy
She hot tho. Name?
I think she is ovulating
I perfer my salmonella, syphilis free.
Not impressed until I see it done with an ostrich egg.
Take a hammer and break it
you are suppose to insert semen not eggs, you already have them bimbo
This is definitely not how women are ovulating.
She can suck my eggs anytime she pleases
I think I know her!
@harly9 Rly? Who is she lol
After the chick shoot balls from her pussy this really aint much
She's hot, so I'd risk it
Make me an egg sammich