GET YOURSELF A COUNTRY GIRL THEY SAID

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  • thor156 December 11, 2017

    Looks like a good place to pick up a case of Marek's disease

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    • srv December 11, 2017

      @thor156

      You mean the horrid Mark Marek's disease? A rancid, fleshy parasite, quite similar to its cousin strain, the dreaded Dominican Dick Slug disease.

      I hear you can catch either disease from used hurricane-swept love dolls.

      A sickening way to go ...

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    • therockbalancer December 28, 2017

      @thor156 do you have to ruin everything. just wasted a perfectly good boner

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  • b-train December 11, 2017

    I wonder if that counts as a “bird flue”?

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    • mrthorwald December 11, 2017

      @b-train as in a bird chimney? Dunno, I have no idea?

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      • joedumber December 11, 2017

        @mrthorwald her name is Solmonella

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    • ob1 December 11, 2017

      @b-train I'll take her if she can soft boil an egg like that

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  • felterupgood December 11, 2017

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    • letmefindout December 11, 2017

      @felterupgood

      Putting aside all of those farmer's daughter jokes, if this was a real porn wouldn't the egg vibrate?

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  •   GrimmWilder December 11, 2017

    You can get salmonella that way!

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  • peaks December 11, 2017

    One of the Manson girls giving birth.

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  • gandog56 December 11, 2017

    I wouldn't mind fertilizing her eggs.

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  • bft$crew December 11, 2017

    yeah baby fuck those eggs

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  •   ouch December 11, 2017

    That Foul Chick Cracked me up!

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  • maxm60 December 11, 2017

    A real "Fox in the henhouse"!

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  •   maddog123 December 11, 2017

    That's not farm fresh

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    • srv December 11, 2017

      @maddog123

      Well, how's back-alley fresh?

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  • sealex December 11, 2017

    That egg will never pass inspection now.

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  •   fistermister December 11, 2017

    God-Damn, that look like a very tight pussy.... That shit put me the mood for some Arby's.

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  •   picklehiesner December 11, 2017

    She's very eggcited

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    •   wombatbytes December 11, 2017

      @picklehiesner : She has a lot of eggsplaining for Daddy.

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  • pmaze December 11, 2017

    Can i get some bacon with that?

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  • carlspackler December 11, 2017

    I prefer hard boiled.

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  •   vikingshill December 11, 2017

    That's a weird way to dye Easter eggs

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  • airsporter December 11, 2017

    Our last place using AirB&B was like that.

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  • joe_head71 December 11, 2017

    she´s practically playing and teasing with cock´sperm around her pussy , disgusting bitch.

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  • dlc_as_in_tlc December 11, 2017

    Japs do it better

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  • strokerace December 11, 2017

    Is that a Free-range farm fresh egg? Hell I'd still hit it.

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  • blackenedamerica December 11, 2017

    who came first the chicken or the whore

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  • fukume December 11, 2017

    These women are usually called 'chicks'

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  • fiddledeedee December 11, 2017

    Did she cum? This seems quite fowl, I hardly heard a peep out of her! That's a yolk, son.

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    • mrthorwald December 11, 2017

      @fiddledeedee you are a comedy genius. Now invent a time-machine and take your jokes back to the 1980s where they truly belong.

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  •   nybadguy December 11, 2017

    I was expecting her to blow a horse or eat cow shit. Boy was i wrong.

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  • me68 December 11, 2017

    fuck shes hot !!!!!!!!!

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  • biff wadslinger December 11, 2017

    Well...... Gotta be better than the light bulb dude... Just gotta be....!

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  • underpants December 11, 2017

    Eggcaztly the perfect lady

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  •   freddykrueger December 11, 2017

    ...nothing wrong with that!

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  •   big_daddy305 December 11, 2017

    She seems to be way too egg-cited to fuck an egg.

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  • moe lester December 11, 2017

    Sunny Side up please

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  • mclovin510 December 11, 2017

    Scrambled?

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  • dry terd December 11, 2017

    Yep. I fapped and now have a craving for eggs

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  • spider-man December 11, 2017

    Oh my God never use that quack sound effect ever again

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  • astrozorro December 11, 2017

    I don’t know if I can fuck a chick that smells like live chickens

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  • offdhook December 11, 2017

    Tot it will come out different maybe fried or scrambled. It just didn't do anything than to pop out like that. Not impressed

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  • ithinkimdumb December 11, 2017

    Could have been worse... she could have picked the horse stall....

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  • txdo_msk December 11, 2017

    She had to be pretty damned loose to keep from breaking that egg...

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  • wpginterceptor December 11, 2017

    Coronal Sanders said it best... finger lickin good..

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  •   acairman December 11, 2017

    I'll take two dozen please.

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  • bedpaneddie December 11, 2017

    Backwards hatch with her snatch

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  • fatlarry December 11, 2017

    she done pickled that egg with that purdy ole pussy

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  • ogrito December 11, 2017

    She hot tho. Name?

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  • deadpen December 11, 2017

    I think she is ovulating

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  •   ogsabertooth December 11, 2017

    I perfer my salmonella, syphilis free.

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  • stinkburger December 11, 2017

    Not impressed until I see it done with an ostrich egg.

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  •   pizzapie December 11, 2017

    Take a hammer and break it

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  • me68 December 12, 2017

    you are suppose to insert semen not eggs, you already have them bimbo

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  • illspoken December 12, 2017

    This is definitely not how women are ovulating.

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  • chained cat December 12, 2017

    She can suck my eggs anytime she pleases

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  • harly9 December 13, 2017

    I think I know her!

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    • ogrito December 15, 2017

      @harly9 Rly? Who is she lol

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  • hiwudjablome December 15, 2017

    After the chick shoot balls from her pussy this really aint much

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  • 1234joe December 15, 2017

    She's hot, so I'd risk it

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  • blowback51 January 10, 2018

    Make me an egg sammich

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  • chris71 February 8, 2018

    Love the duck sound

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