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  • bombomking11 December 12, 2017

    What it smell like?

    STANK ASS PUSSY

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  • GrimmWilder December 12, 2017

    You can lose a finger that way!!!

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  • airsporter December 12, 2017

    Row Row Row Your Boat

    Gently Down The Stream.

    Pirates arent as scary as they used to be.

    +3 -1
    • sarge07 December 13, 2017

      @airsporter if Cpt Jack Sparrow is any indication, you're right.

      +1 -1
  • mehofjack December 12, 2017

    Luckyass dude

    +2 -1
  • joe_head71 December 12, 2017

    and then you say racism ain´t right, burn these fuckers!

    +4 -1
  • joedumber December 12, 2017

    now kick him in the balls

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  • fukume December 12, 2017

    He keep his coins up there cause nobody goes there but him

    +5 -0
  • fiddledeedee December 12, 2017

    "Now the latest coverage of Lacreeshia's twat frigging." CNN news, wow, they seem to be slipping.

    +4 -1
    • lafind December 12, 2017

      @fiddledeedee It's all Trumps fault!

      +5 -0
  • srv December 12, 2017

    I was just waiting for his fingers to fall off and run away and her pussy to fall off and start chasing them.

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  • srv December 12, 2017

    "What it smell like?"

    "Poosha"

    "What it smell like?"

    "Poosha"

    "What it smell like?"

    "Shit ... s-h-i-t ... shit!"

    +3 -1
    • GrimmWilder December 12, 2017

      @srv

      "Good thing you didn't step in it!"

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      • srv December 12, 2017

        @GrimmWilder

        Not just my shoe, not just my sock, but my sweet, old foot gotz ta go!!

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      • felterupgood December 12, 2017

        @GrimmWilder

        Didn't i tell you that the shit eaters gobble up your shit when you ignore them. Read on .. Proof below.

        +3 -0
        • happyjack December 12, 2017

          @felterupgood Like a kid trying to impress his father. It's cute when a kid does it. It's embarrassing watching a grown man do it.

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      • felterupgood December 12, 2017

        @GrimmWilder

        Oh... and I forgot to mention how quickly shiteaters identify themselves as shiteaters.

        I've learned a lot from you. Would you mind being my hero?.

        +4 -2
        • GrimmWilder December 12, 2017

          @felterupgood +++

          Everybody got that one person they aspire to be like......

          I can be that fer ya.......lol

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          • felterupgood December 12, 2017

            @GrimmWilder

            I never thought I would find that one person on Crazy Shit .com

            ...and I am glad you are not "happy" lol

            +3 -2
            • happyjack December 13, 2017

              @felterupgood another bomb of a joke. And yes he's your mentor, or is it still Roy Moore? Either way your're in great hands LOL

              +3 -2
  • stinkburger December 12, 2017

    So thats how Aunt Jemima makes her syrup.

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  • bigblackhead December 12, 2017

    what it smell like ? the baf room on an old shrimp boat

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    • srv December 12, 2017

      @bigblackhead

      oofah!! ... lol

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    • sarge07 December 12, 2017

      @bigblackhead what did it smell like " A shithouse door on a tuna boat?

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      • bigblackhead December 12, 2017

        @sarge07 ok and ?

        +2 -0
        • sarge07 December 12, 2017

          @bigblackhead punchline to an old joke, that's all.

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  • felterupgood December 12, 2017

    This comment has been deleted

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    • srv December 12, 2017

      @felterupgood

      You get deleted a lot ... you're a living legend. Could you clean up some deleted examples and repost them? I'd love to see what could warrant a deletion on Crazyshit. If not, totally understood ...

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      • felterupgood December 12, 2017

        @srv

        I delete them myself because they don't rise to the quality i thought they were when i wrote them. When moderators delete a post it doesn't say the message was deleted.

        Also it's fun to wipe out all the work a negger makes to spend hours creating fake accounts then logging in and searching for his victim's posts to neg them. One user had 30 accounts and would neg my post 5 to 8 times ... But his accounts were deleted and his ip blocked... So he has to work many hours to fake his ip and get more accounts to neg the members he thinks are out to get him.

        After all that effort i delete his negs. Haha

        My faithfil followers know they have a few hours to read my posts before they self distruct.

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        • happyjack December 12, 2017

          @felterupgood

          You write a comment and it bombs so then you delete it? That's pretty sad, you are trying waaaay to hard to be on that board.

          "My faithfil followers know they have a few hours to read my posts before they self distruct"

          Your level of douche bagery is amazing. Your followers? To have followers you need to be a leader. You aern't leading by sticking your head in the queens butt as he occasionally extracts you to slap you around before you go back in for more LMFAO

          +7 -1
          • GrimmWilder December 13, 2017

            @little o-peep

            The cat must of REALLY hurt your feelings for you to be trolling him so.....adamantly......

            Have you even thought of commenting on the video?.....that IS why you're here, right...

            There's some dude digging in a bitch's undercarriage on a sidewalk.......surely you can come up with something to say rather than troll other members.,,.,.,.,.

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            • happyjack December 14, 2017

              @Nosey neighbor please start your own comment or respond to someone else's comment.

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              • GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

                @happyjack

                OK, i'm done.........Carry On!

                +1 -0
    • sarge07 December 12, 2017

      @felterupgood was sobitchy?

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      • felterupgood December 12, 2017

        @sarge07

        Yes... About a dozen of his accounts were mentioned by name this past weekend. They later found more and eventually found 30... Sandnigger was deleted... Now we see sandnigger2.

        Hes just here to neg and call everyone a fag. When the neg option goes he'll have to return to jerking off to get his kicks

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        • sarge07 December 12, 2017

          @felterupgood yep, and it's back with several more today. You know, it must be pretty sad to live life in one's mother's basement.

          +2 -2
  • bleedsvodka December 12, 2017

    Workin that fat crease!!!

    +2 -0
    • srv December 12, 2017

      @bleedsvodka

      For some of that Fromoutta Cheese!

      From outta this crease, this crack, that ass!!

      What's up, Beet!! Long time, no see ...

      I've missed ya, ya lil bastard!

      Don't do it, Sean! Don't do it, Sean!

      +2 -1
  • ketamine<3 December 12, 2017

    That crack is wack!

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  • ketamine<3 December 12, 2017

    He's asking him what it smells like cause he just nutted in 5 min earlier and was hoping he'd lick it off lol

    +2 -1
  • dry terd December 12, 2017

    I bet he had to roll her in flour first to find the wet spot.

    +1 -0
    • maxm60 December 13, 2017

      @dry terd I'll bet he could navigate the yeast infection easier!

      +1 -0
  • freddykrueger December 12, 2017

    ...crack rock road HEE HEE!

    +4 -0
  • frank n. stein December 12, 2017

    NASTY homeless

    +1 -0
  • sarge07 December 12, 2017

    Genetic rejects

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  • acairman December 12, 2017

    Happy got a new purse.

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  • tballs December 12, 2017

    Mommy I wanna go on that ride...

    +2 -0
  • biff wadslinger December 12, 2017

    If you've ever been to the dolphin show at the zoo....well I'm bettin' that's what it smells like....

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    • maxm60 December 13, 2017

      @biff wadslinger or low tide in Detroit.

      +1 -0
  • truckingman December 12, 2017

    Ok...................

    +1 -0
  • kiwi cunt December 12, 2017

    If that's getting laid, I'd rather be a virgin.

    +2 -0
  • monkeycatcher December 12, 2017

    sheboons showing class...and road kill for a pussy

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  • blackenedamerica December 12, 2017

    smell like the drain spout fell into the shit house

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  • nybadguy December 12, 2017

    Lookin like a female beetlejuice from howard stern show lol.

    +2 -0
  • los_pedos_saco December 12, 2017

    THE FIRST Down syndrome porn

    Will be call. Cajun fish

    +1 -0
  • maxm60 December 13, 2017

    Life is hot in crack-town!

    +2 -0
  • maxm60 December 13, 2017

    Looked like Aunt Jemima was gettin her batter mixed.

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  • keyboardwarrior December 13, 2017

    It only smelz like over cooked crabs

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  • baddogonline December 13, 2017

    Who taught that gorilla to talk?

    +1 -0
  • juandrama December 13, 2017

    Playing stink finger ...I see ...

    +0 -0
    • juandrama December 13, 2017

      @juandrama with a girl u know stinks

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  • 11cool11 December 14, 2017

    what it smell like... Asparagus

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  • pop59 January 9, 2018

    It smells like disease

    +0 -0
 
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