WARNING: SEX TOY DESIGNED FOR REAL MEN ONLY

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  •   maddog123 December 14, 2017

    I fuck it hell yeah

    +9 -3
    • ketamine<3 December 14, 2017

      @maddog123 of course you were the first person that popped in my mind lol

      +3 -1
      •   maddog123 December 14, 2017

        @ketamine<3 dank you dank you berry much

        +1 -1
    • frank n. stein December 15, 2017

      @maddog123 You probably already do, loser.

      +0 -0
  • letmefindout December 14, 2017

    Never modify any toy with more psi than it is designed for. And no beans before sex.

    +7 -5
  •   big_daddy305 December 14, 2017

    I'd fuck it in the gashole.

    +9 -1
    • letmefindout December 14, 2017

      @big_daddy305

      The only thing missing is the noot noot soundtrack.

      +3 -6
    • offdhook December 17, 2017

      @big_daddy305 dick that petit?

      +0 -1
      •   big_daddy305 December 17, 2017

        @offdhook Maybe, but I bet if I shoved it in your ass it would hurt you.

        +0 -0
  •   happyjack December 14, 2017

    Guaranteed someone's fucking their car right now.

    +10 -6
    • kore December 14, 2017

      @happyjack Ehhhem, Huhhh?

      +7 -0
      • srv December 14, 2017

        @kore

        A genuine CS Hall of Fame Sickie!

        Your placard is in the mail. Congrats ...

        +2 -0
      •   luvthick December 14, 2017

        @kore

        LMAO +++

        +4 -6
      •   happyjack December 14, 2017

        @kore lol

        +3 -0
    • bigsmokey86 December 14, 2017

      @happyjack Guaruteed those people have way too much time on their hands.

      +3 -0
    • srv December 14, 2017

      @happyjack

      Have you ever seen footage of men and women getting caught fucking cars? Aw man, that shit is truly captivating.

      The human race is truly doomed.

      +1 -0
  • darksider803 December 14, 2017

    DAMMIT I can't breath now!!! THANKS C.S.

    +5 -0
  •   GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

    I know a hooker in Jacksonville who's pussy does that,.,.,.,.

    +10 -7
    •   ouch December 14, 2017

      @GrimmWilder You leave my mum outta this!

      +12 -9
      • maxm60 December 14, 2017

        @ouch oh man! You know that makes us related. There goes my day!

        +5 -1
        •   GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

          @maxm60 @ouch

          FUK Ya'll!...yer too damn old to be mine!!!!!

          +8 -4
          • maxm60 December 14, 2017

            @GrimmWilder DAD!

            +1 -1
        •   ouch December 15, 2017

          @maxm60 lol

          +0 -0
      • handgranate1%er December 14, 2017

        @ouch hahahaha +1 !!!

        +1 -0
    • bigsmokey86 December 14, 2017

      @GrimmWilder That was probably the most loose, unpleasurable pussy you ever had.

      +2 -0
      •   GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

        @bigsmokey86 ++Yeah but you get yer money's worth when she revs her engine and damn near rattle yer dick apart!

        It's enough to make ya shit yerself!.......lol

        +6 -4
    • srv December 14, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      Does her pussy also have the most raspiest and gravellest moans and groans that magically magnify out like the oldest, ugliest and most blackest man on his deathbed would spew out ... and a deathly, sour stench that oozes forth that can only be compared to the most deepest bowels of the most darkest swamp?

      If so, then I can relate ...

      +1 -0
      •   GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

        @srv

        That's not how i would describe Anything i would stick my dick into...

        With that said,...One must always get a pass when the 'Tequila Factor' is a consideration,.,..,.,

        +5 -1
  • working4theweekend December 14, 2017

    Queef Mobile

    +4 -1
  • maxm60 December 14, 2017

    Was that the 'NOOT! NOOT!' bus?

    +3 -1
  • stinkburger December 14, 2017

    Damn it the manual said synthetic oil not vaginas!

    +2 -0
    • maxm60 December 14, 2017

      @stinkburger Oily synthetic vaginas? You may be on to something there!

      +1 -1
  •   picklehiesner December 14, 2017

    That pussy looks exhausted

    +16 -1
    •   luvthick December 14, 2017

      @picklehiesner

      ;-)

      +4 -6
    • maxm60 December 14, 2017

      @picklehiesner ((golf clap)) Bravo old chap, bravo!

      +2 -1
    •   freddykrueger December 14, 2017

      @picklehiesner...you're killing it!

      +2 -0
  • felterupgood December 14, 2017

    I see someone getting their dick burned in the very near future.

    +3 -5
  • digurgutsout December 14, 2017

    Somebody stick a banana in that tailpipe

    +5 -0
    • fiddledeedee December 14, 2017

      @digurgutsout

      That made me laugh out loud! :-D

      +5 -0
    •   happyjack December 14, 2017

      @digurgutsout "I ain't falling for no banana in my tailpipe" :-)

      +5 -6
      • digurgutsout December 14, 2017

        @happyjack whoever negged has no idea what movie that line was from..

        +1 -1
        •   GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

          @digurgutsout ........'Beverly Hills Cop'

          +5 -2
          • digurgutsout December 14, 2017

            @GrimmWilder Oh shiiiiit . You watch movies staring black people? I would have never guessed

            +1 -0
            •   GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

              @digurgutsout

              See?!!....Not the Big bad wolf i'm made out to be after all.,.,.,.,

              +4 -1
          •   sarge07 December 14, 2017

            @GrimmWilder ya beat me to it

            +2 -6
        •   happyjack December 14, 2017

          @digurgutsout haha it's personal not about my comment lol

          +3 -4
  • airsporter December 14, 2017

    Did that cure the 'pinking'?

    +4 -1
  • joe_head71 December 14, 2017

    it reminded me i I have a car check to do...

    +3 -0
  • ithinkimdumb December 14, 2017

    Guarantee, somebody stuck their dick in that!...

    +3 -0
    • maxm60 December 14, 2017

      @ithinkimdumb no comment

      +1 -1
  •   ouch December 14, 2017

    That's a strange looking MUFFler

    +3 -7
  • hiwudjablome December 14, 2017

    Why why why thats all i got to say is ,,,, why

    +4 -1
  • wookie December 14, 2017

    Anyone know if it’s racist to portray black dick?

    +3 -0
  • ketamine<3 December 14, 2017

    Speaking of don't stick your dick in crazy...

    +2 -1
  • ketamine<3 December 14, 2017

    Fuck her tail pipe, I mean literally fuck the tail pipe.

    +2 -1
  • fukume December 14, 2017

    That vw's fucked

    +2 -0
  • srv December 14, 2017

    That fart was hardly worthy to use as a finalist. It hardly opened up! You need one to open to the size of at least a quarter, but more appropriately, a half-dollar size to make any more work worth it. Because then you know you got yourself a whopper. Now, length is another issue altogether. Several takes would be needed. They obviously went with the first one that came around. Fucking impatient, unprofessional twits!

    +1 -1
  •   siko666 December 14, 2017

    That's one hell of a queaf!!!

    +2 -0
  • tballs December 14, 2017

    This is what happens when you keep shoving shit in your pu**y......

    Eventually the pu**y gets angry....

    +2 -0
    • ketamine<3 December 14, 2017

      @tballs you say the word shit then edit the word pussy? Lol

      +1 -1
  •   luvthick December 14, 2017

    Make me appreciate the fact that I can get a woman.

    +5 -6
    • ketamine<3 December 14, 2017

      @luvthick lol! Yeah no shit

      +1 -1
    •   sarge07 December 14, 2017

      @luvthick yeppers, LOL

      +1 -5
  • rouge_et_blanc December 14, 2017

    good fun but exhausting

    +2 -0
  • astrozorro December 14, 2017

    If the quality wasn’t so shitty we would have heard it

    +2 -0
  • dry terd December 14, 2017

    Hey....it blows, its warm, it's moist, and it's a hole......so yea I'll try it!!!

    +2 -0
  • 2lbnutsack December 14, 2017

    My ex

    +5 -0
  •   sarge07 December 14, 2017

    That's one hell of a queef

    +2 -5
  •   truckingman December 14, 2017

    I am wondering if you could absorb Carbon Monoxide, CO, through the skin of your penis.

    +1 -0
    • felterupgood December 14, 2017

      @truckingman

      There are easier ways to get high.

      +2 -4
  • fatlarry December 14, 2017

    is this more of obamas emissions policy fuckin idiot

    +0 -0
  • hitman777 December 14, 2017

    Damn hippies

    +0 -0
  • frank n. stein December 15, 2017

    dumb

    +0 -0
  • czlapaj December 28, 2017

    Reminds me of my ex

    +0 -0
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