I fuck it hell yeah
@maddog123 of course you were the first person that popped in my mind lol
@ketamine<3 dank you dank you berry much
@maddog123 You probably already do, loser.
Never modify any toy with more psi than it is designed for. And no beans before sex.
I'd fuck it in the gashole.
The only thing missing is the noot noot soundtrack.
@big_daddy305 dick that petit?
@offdhook Maybe, but I bet if I shoved it in your ass it would hurt you.
Guaranteed someone's fucking their car right now.
@happyjack Ehhhem, Huhhh?
A genuine CS Hall of Fame Sickie!
Your placard is in the mail. Congrats ...
@happyjack Guaruteed those people have way too much time on their hands.
Have you ever seen footage of men and women getting caught fucking cars? Aw man, that shit is truly captivating.
The human race is truly doomed.
DAMMIT I can't breath now!!! THANKS C.S.
I know a hooker in Jacksonville who's pussy does that,.,.,.,.
@GrimmWilder You leave my mum outta this!
@ouch oh man! You know that makes us related. There goes my day!
FUK Ya'll!...yer too damn old to be mine!!!!!
@ouch hahahaha +1 !!!
@GrimmWilder That was probably the most loose, unpleasurable pussy you ever had.
@bigsmokey86 ++Yeah but you get yer money's worth when she revs her engine and damn near rattle yer dick apart!
It's enough to make ya shit yerself!.......lol
Does her pussy also have the most raspiest and gravellest moans and groans that magically magnify out like the oldest, ugliest and most blackest man on his deathbed would spew out ... and a deathly, sour stench that oozes forth that can only be compared to the most deepest bowels of the most darkest swamp?
If so, then I can relate ...
That's not how i would describe Anything i would stick my dick into...
With that said,...One must always get a pass when the 'Tequila Factor' is a consideration,.,..,.,
Was that the 'NOOT! NOOT!' bus?
Damn it the manual said synthetic oil not vaginas!
@stinkburger Oily synthetic vaginas? You may be on to something there!
That pussy looks exhausted
@picklehiesner ((golf clap)) Bravo old chap, bravo!
@picklehiesner...you're killing it!
I see someone getting their dick burned in the very near future.
Somebody stick a banana in that tailpipe
That made me laugh out loud! :-D
@digurgutsout "I ain't falling for no banana in my tailpipe" :-)
@happyjack whoever negged has no idea what movie that line was from..
@digurgutsout ........'Beverly Hills Cop'
@GrimmWilder Oh shiiiiit . You watch movies staring black people? I would have never guessed
See?!!....Not the Big bad wolf i'm made out to be after all.,.,.,.,
@GrimmWilder ya beat me to it
@digurgutsout haha it's personal not about my comment lol
Did that cure the 'pinking'?
it reminded me i I have a car check to do...
Guarantee, somebody stuck their dick in that!...
@ithinkimdumb no comment
That's a strange looking MUFFler
Why why why thats all i got to say is ,,,, why
Anyone know if it’s racist to portray black dick?
Speaking of don't stick your dick in crazy...
Fuck her tail pipe, I mean literally fuck the tail pipe.
That vw's fucked
That fart was hardly worthy to use as a finalist. It hardly opened up! You need one to open to the size of at least a quarter, but more appropriately, a half-dollar size to make any more work worth it. Because then you know you got yourself a whopper. Now, length is another issue altogether. Several takes would be needed. They obviously went with the first one that came around. Fucking impatient, unprofessional twits!
That's one hell of a queaf!!!
This is what happens when you keep shoving shit in your pu**y......
Eventually the pu**y gets angry....
@tballs you say the word shit then edit the word pussy? Lol
Make me appreciate the fact that I can get a woman.
@luvthick lol! Yeah no shit
@luvthick yeppers, LOL
good fun but exhausting
@rouge_et_blanc LOL +5
If the quality wasn’t so shitty we would have heard it
Hey....it blows, its warm, it's moist, and it's a hole......so yea I'll try it!!!
That's one hell of a queef
I am wondering if you could absorb Carbon Monoxide, CO, through the skin of your penis.
There are easier ways to get high.
is this more of obamas emissions policy fuckin idiot
Reminds me of my ex