I'M IMPRESSED: CALIFORNIA, MEET YOUR NEW HERO

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  •   maddog123 December 14, 2017

    Hmm broken pipe

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    • letmefindout December 14, 2017

      @maddog123

      This is a job for duct tape.

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      • deadpen December 14, 2017

        @letmefindout Flex seal

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        • srv December 17, 2017

          @deadpen

          or sealex ...

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    • ketamine<3 December 14, 2017

      @maddog123 it is getting cold, that damn Polly butilene

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  •   ouch December 14, 2017

    Fire in the MOLE!

    That's not squirting that's piss

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    • thor156 December 14, 2017

      @ouch you are correct sir

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    • offdhook December 17, 2017

      @ouch piss out

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  • letmefindout December 14, 2017

    Imagine those pelvic muscles to make that stream. God Bless Kegel Exercises.

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  •   GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

    """Singing in the rain,...I'm singing in the rain"""

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  • felterupgood December 14, 2017

    Forest fire fighter in Ca. definitely need a lot of these women.

    +4 -6
  • darksider803 December 14, 2017

    Hurry and strap her to A chopper quick!!!

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    • ketamine<3 December 14, 2017

      @darksider803 "get to the choppa"

      +3 -1
      • bigsmokey86 December 14, 2017

        @ketamine<3 "Put the cookie downnnnn!!!!"

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        • ketamine<3 December 14, 2017

          @bigsmokey86 haha!

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  • maxm60 December 14, 2017

    looks like she would enjoy being a fire fighter!

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  • working4theweekend December 14, 2017

    Looks like a fire hydrant in NYC during the summer months minus the kids running under the spray

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    • srv December 17, 2017

      @working4theweekend

      Only difference is it's a fountain of filth

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  • me68 December 14, 2017

    FUCK YEAH, SHES HOT AS HELL AND THATS FUCKING WILD

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  • sealex December 14, 2017

    She will put out the fire in California and cause a flood at the same time.

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    • letmefindout December 14, 2017

      @sealex

      The only fire she is trying to put out is the one between her legs

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    • srv December 17, 2017

      @sealex

      C'mon, man ... put your product to the test ... seal her up.

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  • deadpen December 14, 2017

    Yes it is amazing and will make you horny as hell BUT after you bust a nut there is a huge mess that needs to be cleaned up.

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  • peaks December 14, 2017

    I should call her up.

    I need a new dishwasher.

    +1 -0
  •   picklehiesner December 14, 2017

    Damn she could power wash my deck

    +5 -0
  • digurgutsout December 14, 2017

    Damn , Bitch... But I have a feeling that shit burns like gasoline would

    +2 -1
  • airsporter December 14, 2017

    Something faintly Bovine about her.

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    • srv December 17, 2017

      @airsporter

      Yeah? Well, there is something rather pompous about you.

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  • srv December 14, 2017

    Something possibly more sinister is in play here than your run of the mill squirt session and even she realizes it half-way through.

    Don't be fooled, my fellow CS Sickos;

    Her snatch has been ...

    SNATCHED!!

    +1 -1
  • ithinkimdumb December 14, 2017

    Dhere she BLOWS!...

    +2 -0
  • joe_head71 December 14, 2017

    lack of water issue is already solved.

    +2 -1
  • jimsacunt December 14, 2017

    And the queers downvote

    +2 -0
  • hiwudjablome December 14, 2017

    Cool a firefighter that can Blo-Me

    +4 -3
    • fiddledeedee December 14, 2017

      @hiwudjablome

      Hey buddy, how are you feeling these days?

      +3 -0
      • hiwudjablome December 14, 2017

        @fiddledeedee

        Much better a week laid out sweating in my rack massive doses of cipro and A LOT of green coconut juice.

        +2 -1
        • srv December 14, 2017

          @hiwudjablome

          Are you in the military, Mr. Blome?

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        • fiddledeedee December 14, 2017

          @hiwudjablome

          Sounded pretty serious, glad to hear you're feeling better!

          I had a cold knock me out last month, lots of sleep and drinking plenty of water helped a lot.

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  • abbashaider96 December 14, 2017

    urinates i thinkates

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  • fucktheusa December 14, 2017

    USA USA USA

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    • srv December 14, 2017

      @fucktheusa

      douchesayswhat?

      +1 -0
  • fiddledeedee December 14, 2017

    Imagine you're finger fuckin' her at the local theater, and suddenly, she does this massive climactic tidal wave all over the back of the person sitting in front of her. Oops, sorry about that, fella. She spilled her Mountain Dew, that's what it was.

    +1 -1
    •   luvthick December 14, 2017

      @fiddledeedee

      Nah, Just blame it on the above head sprinkler system.

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      • fiddledeedee December 14, 2017

        @luvthick

        Excellent idea.....

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  • ebola December 14, 2017

    Please tell me this is a special effect and there is a rubber hose involved!

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  •   nybadguy December 14, 2017

    Use her to put out them wild fires going on.

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    • wookie December 14, 2017

      @nybadguy I believe that was the concept of the title...

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      •   nybadguy December 14, 2017

        @wookie i believe you are right batman +1

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  • vanboner December 14, 2017

    Squirty The bear approves this message!

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  •   luvthick December 14, 2017

    I want to know where she was on 911.

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  • faptoitstill96 December 14, 2017

    Looks Flammable

    +2 -0
  • dry terd December 14, 2017

    That's a lot of piss boys

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  • chained cat December 14, 2017

    I'd be all over her like a fucking rash

    Wether I'd be any use to her after having the oxy acetylene bottles up her ass & snatch is something I couldn't give two fucks about

    +2 -0
  • felterupgood December 14, 2017

    Typical case of pussy diarrhea

    +2 -4
  • maxm60 December 14, 2017

    Does she do windows?

    +2 -1
  • wookie December 14, 2017

    Was that a fart?

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  • viper901 December 14, 2017

    REMAKE Smoke Jumpers 1996 Staring Adam Baldwin, Lindsay Frost, Timothy Carhart .......and this THOT

    An elite group of firefighters jumps from helicopters to extinguish fires. One firefighter must choose between his love for his family and his addiction to life-risking danger.

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  • wpginterceptor December 14, 2017

    ive got some graffiti on my garage that needs 6000 psi to blast off...

    +2 -0
  • redmeadowlegion December 14, 2017

    men have a hose to aim our cum and still miss (how many cum shots actually land on the tits? ) we manage to get in the eyes and hair. this chick just drank a lot of water, point a dildo in herself and pissed everywhere. if you think that is cum, just look at where its coming from, and it's not her hole. lol let your inner pee sense prevail.

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  • redmeadowlegion December 14, 2017

    if that is not piss, no wonder my gf is always bloated after sex.

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  •   truckingman December 14, 2017

    Wow.........

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  • batshit-crazy December 14, 2017

    I can’t help but think I’m not shagging this bird as cleaning up is too much of a chore, but then I remember I love tits and fanny

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  • los_pedos_saco December 14, 2017

    Nice drinking fountain

    +0 -0
  • fatlarry December 14, 2017

    holy blown out pussy and asshole batman

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  • hitman777 December 14, 2017

    Make it rain!

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  • batshit-crazy December 15, 2017

    A much better way of washing down my car, wonder if my wife would approve....

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  • bombomking11 December 16, 2017

    The new Boeing 747

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  • assbomb December 16, 2017

    Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! Thar she blows!

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  • methos3155 December 16, 2017

    SPRAY AND PRAY !!!

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  • awoo56709 December 17, 2017

    fire department's secret weapon.

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  • wisktaplow February 5, 2018

    It actually looks like she is sitting on a fire hydrant, how thoughtful, .........., her spunk reminded me of an exorcism, 'specially slowed down, very fun

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