That belt would rub SUCH a rash on me...
that's because your Cock would only reach the belt
@kingbigballs at least i could reach the belt.
I may not be able to hit the bottom of a tuna can but I can get friction on a pickle jar
@txdo_msk fucking got eemmm!
@txdo_msk I'd love to titty fuck those warlocks
Set them free.
Maybe a Russian mail order bride isn't such a bad idea.
I wish that was my dick... fucking dildo gets all the fun.
@ketamine<3 I'm preparing my bottle of chloroform and setting up the hidden slave room in my basement. As soon as I have her address she's mine.
She may be able to thwart your diabolical plans with those high-velocity armor piercing buttons.
And I bet those huge boobs, if set free, have a thunderous impact like Mike Tyson's right cross. I mean what if...your plan goes awry... and you wake up in HER slave room?
@fiddledeedee Then I'll be the happiest slave in history.
@fiddledeedee Would that be so bad?
@lafind no, not at all. She can call me slave all day I'm down.
@ketamine<3 she looks like a barmaid I know, and hers are all natural.
Bad, I know.
Not as bad as Dairy Queen Dilemma.
I put this video up for an academy award!
That was udderly ridiculous.
@jake from state farm
Awww c'mon, Jake from State farm! That was moo-vie magic!
Too bad that fake cum splattered all over, covering the whole screen so we barely see the video.
Hey, wait a minute, that's not fake cum and it's dripping on my desk.
Nice. Fucking. Huge. Tits. That's all I have to say.
Dairy Mary Quite Contrary
How Big Do Your Knockers Grow?
That is NOT how you get your brown belt.
Well, that’s how you make 20lbs of fat look good. Whack some nipples on it.
Another discarded advertisement from a Playtex innovation failure.
As Bond would say "Shaken not stirred."
That belt would rip my foreskin off !
Nice tits, hope her pussy isn’t so loose she needs to cinch it down to make it tight
Just like WW2 battleship cannons impressive
reminds me of Houston...the beltway. That's a Russian belt - holds back the masses
If she didn’t have that belt on them, they’d be touching her toes
@honky69 minor detail considering I'd costantly have her on her knees!
She needs to keep her cam from neck down for now on.
Mother of God! Is she the mother of god?
time & creativity, I still don't understand the shit people do!?
...Data from star trek sure likes to titty fuck!
Some tits in a belt, and a fake dick shooting cinnamon roll icing on them, and the tits are never revealed. Oh Mr Crazyshit, you're better than this.
This is the kind of stuff women do when they run out of batteries.
thats a good reason I like little perky ones....bless her heart tho..
ooh ... a pop up!
As a pressure vessel designer I'm not so sure that belt would pass code and people may be hurt
Ugh! Didn't even take the belt off, and got a FAKE penis "off."
Man how i love latin woman
That's a lot sexier than when the Hulk bursts out of his shirt!
What kind of RoboDick shit is this?
Me & Freedy are on here. Is there no Robocop account?
fucking put the belt on her mouth so I don't have to see her accent and hear her big boobs!
Jesus buttery cum
The original wonder bra
Kinda looks like a big mac...Ooohh shit there's the special sauce!
I believe dat be a fake dick.
Can you see it? That's a pair of HUGE JUGS
I just ate KFC
That, Crazy Shitters, is just fuckin' disgusting... She could feed all those hungry babies in Africa that I keep hearing about...
Everybody can just eat my ass!
"Can you see it"......no i cant see anything
any of you people know where i can see more of her?
Samantha Lily is her name if interested.
nah, ofc you are