YUP, SHOTGUN SUICIDES ARE FUCKED UP

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  • vegeta65 December 18, 2017

    He just wanted a little off the top

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    • deadpen December 18, 2017

      @vegeta65 "A shave and cut two bits."

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    • mehofjack December 19, 2017

      @vegeta65 it's justin barber

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  • justtoreal December 18, 2017

    And I thought I was having a bad day

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  • chrisr289 December 18, 2017

    He could at least have put a towel under it ..

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  • quantum December 18, 2017

    Why always make such a messy drama? If you have to do it like this . . do it fucking in the woods or better far away in a desert. And have a good last wank. Shoot during orgasm.

    Or floating on the ocean, chained to a small boat filled with stones. Shoot down so the boat fills with water and sinks.

    Or jump heavily drunk in an open vulcano dressed in a bathingsuit.

    Or steal a one engine plane and fly around where ever you want. Wait until fighterjets shoot you down. Even kids can fly such planes. Safe death.

    Or have some fun. Collect hairs from hairsalons and spread them all over your body and make it look like you have been murdered so hunderets of people are suspected of murder.

    Or really really do the darkest or funniest things you always wanted to do. What ever they are. Talk to the hottest girls you see without fears. etc . . steal a lamborgini and have a fun ride. . .or what ever.

    Suicide can be sooo much fun if you think about it.

    Go with dignity.

    But don't make such a ugly mess . .

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    • srv December 18, 2017

      @quantum

      A fine way to kill yourself would be to go to a high bridge or somewhere where when you are swinging and hanging, lots of people will see you.

      Tie your feet together. Tie the other end of the very, very long rope to the bridge. Then take some very thin wire like, idk, something like the thinnest piano wire at about 3/4 the length of the rope, maybe a little longer ... and wrap it once around your neck (maybe twice) and secure both ends firmly to the bridge.

      Now, when you are ready to jump, Super Glue your left palm of your hand to your left cheek and your right palm of your hand to your right cheek.

      Now, wait the proper amount of time for that shit to dry, say your prayers or your curses, whatever, and jump the fuck off.

      Now, if it goes off w/out a hitch, then you leap off and about half-way down the piano-wire will slice your head off and you should be entering into a full swing action above who knows how many fucking people holding your own, hopefully screaming (you can secure a small, quality audio player of a pre-recorded taping of you screaming your head off as an extra effect), severed head.

      Go all out and do it nude with your cox-a-flappin' and quite possibly you shittin' and pissin' on everyone below. Oh my, if all that were to happen, the heavens would open wide for your soul to enter, I would promise you that, Hallelujah!!

      Make sure you set up cameras at many different angles and trust someone to take care of all that shit after the fact and if they did it right, you would surely be remembered, that is for sure ... lol.

      By the way, don't go doin' this shit and if you happen to mention this to someone else, then tell them the same thing, seriously.

      lol ... After I promise you immortality in Heaven and on Earth, then I have the audacity to then tell you to just perish into the bin of obscurity ... lol.

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      • sarge07 December 18, 2017

        @srv cox-a-flappin' isn't that the generic for Viagra? Funny as hell scenario.

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        • srv December 18, 2017

          @sarge07

          Cialis™ ... sorry.

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        • harly9 December 18, 2017

          @sarge07 No, it's Mycoxafloppin©.

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          • srv December 18, 2017

            @harly9

            Oh my ... patent that immediately.

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      • offdhook December 18, 2017

        @srv an essay

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        • srv December 18, 2017

          @offdhook

          Well, I'm not asking you to crack open The Great Gatsby.

          Every word was necessary to explain the process and thus the scenario.

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      • GrimmWilder December 18, 2017

        @srv @quantum

        Suicide is preferable to reading all this Shit from you pompous Windbags.......lol

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        • srv December 18, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          The Pompous Windbags ...

          A rock band?

          Political humorists?

          A novel?

          A nursing home?

          Hot-air balloon biz?

          English fags?

          Hmmm ...

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          • sarge07 December 18, 2017

            @srv Roman historian?

            US politician?

            Jester to Henry VIII?

            British Minister of Parliament?

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      • happyjack December 19, 2017

        @srv if you were getting paid by the word, you'd benefit from the new tax bill.

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        • srv December 19, 2017

          @happyjack

          What is it with you and money per word bullshit? So, it sounds like you're still worried about getting your two acres and a jackass. Good luck with that, Fred. Are you proud of being an African-American? Or should you thank your lucky stars, kiss the ground you're standing on, and be proud to be called an American Niglet?! What you think?

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          • cuntkiller1 December 20, 2017

            @srv

            Not only are you queerboy but you're an asshole to boot!

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  • handgranate1%er December 18, 2017

    His hands are still under that sheet.... maybe another person did the job

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    • ketamine<3 December 18, 2017

      @handgranate1%er yeah and in what appears to be a public place, I'm going with murder. Looks like he was getting a hair cut or shave when it happened.

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      • handgranate1%er December 18, 2017

        @ketamine<3 you're right dude.... that's not the kind of place to sit down and

        put a shotgun to your head.

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    • ketamine<3 December 18, 2017

      @handgranate1%er and the angle of the shot looks off for a suicide. It looks almost angled downward, but one things for sure. That was a shotgun.

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    • maxm60 December 18, 2017

      @handgranate1%er I noticed the hand placement also. It was a hit.

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  • GrimmWilder December 18, 2017

    Did he died?

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    • sarge07 December 18, 2017

      @GrimmWilder no, he dided

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    • whobe December 18, 2017

      @GrimmWilder He's one dead mother fucker.

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  • exelar December 18, 2017

    never brake your barber's balls,let him do his job and keep your mouth shut!!

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    • wombatbytes December 18, 2017

      @exelar : or fuck his daughter...

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      • sarge07 December 18, 2017

        @wombatbytes Sweeny Todd?

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      • exelar December 19, 2017

        @wombatbytes true!!;-)

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  • keyboardwarrior December 18, 2017

    Now get up amd clean the mess

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  • mclovin510 December 18, 2017

    He may have been jerking it before he blew his head off? Autoeroticblamination?

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  • dry terd December 18, 2017

    Damn he musta really hated his haircut!

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  • kore December 18, 2017

    Now that's what I call a clean shave, you really took everything off

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  • luvthick December 18, 2017

    I'm trying to decide whoes worse, the Dentist or the Barbara?

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  • felterupgood December 18, 2017

    We might as well FACE th facts... This will be a closed casket funeral.

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    • whobe December 18, 2017

      @felterupgood fuck that! lay a pineapple in that cavity.

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      • happyjack December 19, 2017

        @whobe or maybe some spinach dip?

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  • srv December 18, 2017

    God damn, who took the footage, Mr. Lahey? No, the poor guy just died. That footage was so purposely bad that the whole thing was faked ... more than likely.

    I can prop a pumpkin up too with a bunch of goo and shit and then wave a camera around like an idiot.

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  • maxm60 December 18, 2017

    That's how liberal heads are gonna look when they find out there was no 'Russian collusion'!

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  • fistermister December 18, 2017

    Can I get some Band-Aids over here?

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  • maxm60 December 18, 2017

    Hey mister, you have a little something on your chin. Hold on, I'll get it - BOOM! Now it's gone. No need for thanks.

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  • sarge07 December 18, 2017

    Suicide? Looks more like a hit. Is he sitting at the hair salon?

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  • rouge_et_blanc December 18, 2017

    Pity the poor shits that have to clean that sort of mess up

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    • GrimmWilder December 19, 2017

      @rouge_et_blanc

      Juss need a Mexican on a mop makes it SPIC an span!

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  • kiwi cunt December 18, 2017

    Not worth blowing your own head off just because you got a bad haircut. On the other hand, he won't have to pay for said bad haircut now.

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  • whobe December 18, 2017

    Them's some slow running pants. Maybe the extra stripe held him back.

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  • carlacream December 18, 2017

    he nailed it

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  • koenich December 18, 2017

    doesn't look like a suicide but like contract murder.

    would you go to the barber to suicide?!

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  • peaks December 18, 2017

    'Suicide is painless. It brings on many changes'...

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  • nybadguy December 18, 2017

    Stop shaking that camera fuck tard

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  • sealex December 18, 2017

    So you saying he went to a barber shop and mid way on his hair cut he pulled a shotgun out of his ass and offed himself? That's what you're going with? Really? Ok then, suicide it is. Who's next in line for a fade off the top?

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  • deadpen December 18, 2017

    Suicide? He went to get a hair cut, took a shotgun in with him, was able to get in a chair, and shot himself. Okay?!?!

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  • hitman777 December 18, 2017

    This is how you know hair cuts are getting to expensive

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  • picklehiesner December 19, 2017

    That hair cut blew his mind

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    • happyjack December 19, 2017

      @picklehiesner Got em' with the old "exploding hair clippers in the hood prank" it's a knee slapper everytime.

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  • hiwudjablome December 19, 2017

    who the fuck takes a shotgun to get a hair cut,,,looks more like Brazilian justice system at work..........

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  • gandog56 December 19, 2017

    I've seen some people who ate egg McMagnums for breakfast that looked almost as bad.

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  • peaks December 19, 2017

    This is what happens when a white guy goes into one of those nigger barber shops.

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    • happyjack December 19, 2017

      @peaks that or they have a good conversation and the white guy walks away with a new haircut.

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      • srv December 19, 2017

        @happyjack

        So, I see you're into sci-fi ...

        But how's that?! As far as I understand, you don't read nothin' more than the ingredients on the back of a jar of pig's feet.

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  • stinkburger December 19, 2017

    25 years later and Nirvana still sucks.

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  • bedpaneddie December 19, 2017

    Gotta love Smuckers

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  • oneleggwonder December 20, 2017

    In some countries a doctor is the only one who can pronounce a human being dead. In this case, it is a waste of time, the last thing to go thru his mind was shotgun pellets.

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  • bleedsvodka December 20, 2017

    It appears he bit his lip.

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  • cuntkiller1 December 20, 2017

    No open casket for this poor bastard, lol

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  • rentaspook December 20, 2017

    He just wanted a taper and ended up getting a full clip..

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