He just wanted a little off the top
@vegeta65 "A shave and cut two bits."
@vegeta65 it's justin barber
And I thought I was having a bad day
He could at least have put a towel under it ..
Why always make such a messy drama? If you have to do it like this . . do it fucking in the woods or better far away in a desert. And have a good last wank. Shoot during orgasm.
Or floating on the ocean, chained to a small boat filled with stones. Shoot down so the boat fills with water and sinks.
Or jump heavily drunk in an open vulcano dressed in a bathingsuit.
Or steal a one engine plane and fly around where ever you want. Wait until fighterjets shoot you down. Even kids can fly such planes. Safe death.
Or have some fun. Collect hairs from hairsalons and spread them all over your body and make it look like you have been murdered so hunderets of people are suspected of murder.
Or really really do the darkest or funniest things you always wanted to do. What ever they are. Talk to the hottest girls you see without fears. etc . . steal a lamborgini and have a fun ride. . .or what ever.
Suicide can be sooo much fun if you think about it.
Go with dignity.
But don't make such a ugly mess . .
A fine way to kill yourself would be to go to a high bridge or somewhere where when you are swinging and hanging, lots of people will see you.
Tie your feet together. Tie the other end of the very, very long rope to the bridge. Then take some very thin wire like, idk, something like the thinnest piano wire at about 3/4 the length of the rope, maybe a little longer ... and wrap it once around your neck (maybe twice) and secure both ends firmly to the bridge.
Now, when you are ready to jump, Super Glue your left palm of your hand to your left cheek and your right palm of your hand to your right cheek.
Now, wait the proper amount of time for that shit to dry, say your prayers or your curses, whatever, and jump the fuck off.
Now, if it goes off w/out a hitch, then you leap off and about half-way down the piano-wire will slice your head off and you should be entering into a full swing action above who knows how many fucking people holding your own, hopefully screaming (you can secure a small, quality audio player of a pre-recorded taping of you screaming your head off as an extra effect), severed head.
Go all out and do it nude with your cox-a-flappin' and quite possibly you shittin' and pissin' on everyone below. Oh my, if all that were to happen, the heavens would open wide for your soul to enter, I would promise you that, Hallelujah!!
Make sure you set up cameras at many different angles and trust someone to take care of all that shit after the fact and if they did it right, you would surely be remembered, that is for sure ... lol.
By the way, don't go doin' this shit and if you happen to mention this to someone else, then tell them the same thing, seriously.
lol ... After I promise you immortality in Heaven and on Earth, then I have the audacity to then tell you to just perish into the bin of obscurity ... lol.
@srv cox-a-flappin' isn't that the generic for Viagra? Funny as hell scenario.
Cialis™ ... sorry.
@sarge07 No, it's Mycoxafloppin©.
Oh my ... patent that immediately.
@srv an essay
Well, I'm not asking you to crack open The Great Gatsby.
Every word was necessary to explain the process and thus the scenario.
Suicide is preferable to reading all this Shit from you pompous Windbags.......lol
The Pompous Windbags ...
A rock band?
A nursing home?
Hot-air balloon biz?
@srv Roman historian?
Jester to Henry VIII?
British Minister of Parliament?
@srv if you were getting paid by the word, you'd benefit from the new tax bill.
What is it with you and money per word bullshit? So, it sounds like you're still worried about getting your two acres and a jackass. Good luck with that, Fred. Are you proud of being an African-American? Or should you thank your lucky stars, kiss the ground you're standing on, and be proud to be called an American Niglet?! What you think?
Not only are you queerboy but you're an asshole to boot!
His hands are still under that sheet.... maybe another person did the job
@handgranate1%er yeah and in what appears to be a public place, I'm going with murder. Looks like he was getting a hair cut or shave when it happened.
@ketamine<3 you're right dude.... that's not the kind of place to sit down and
put a shotgun to your head.
@handgranate1%er and the angle of the shot looks off for a suicide. It looks almost angled downward, but one things for sure. That was a shotgun.
@handgranate1%er I noticed the hand placement also. It was a hit.
Did he died?
@GrimmWilder no, he dided
@GrimmWilder He's one dead mother fucker.
never brake your barber's balls,let him do his job and keep your mouth shut!!
@exelar : or fuck his daughter...
@wombatbytes Sweeny Todd?
Now get up amd clean the mess
He may have been jerking it before he blew his head off? Autoeroticblamination?
Damn he musta really hated his haircut!
Now that's what I call a clean shave, you really took everything off
I'm trying to decide whoes worse, the Dentist or the Barbara?
We might as well FACE th facts... This will be a closed casket funeral.
@felterupgood fuck that! lay a pineapple in that cavity.
@whobe or maybe some spinach dip?
God damn, who took the footage, Mr. Lahey? No, the poor guy just died. That footage was so purposely bad that the whole thing was faked ... more than likely.
I can prop a pumpkin up too with a bunch of goo and shit and then wave a camera around like an idiot.
That's how liberal heads are gonna look when they find out there was no 'Russian collusion'!
Can I get some Band-Aids over here?
Hey mister, you have a little something on your chin. Hold on, I'll get it - BOOM! Now it's gone. No need for thanks.
Suicide? Looks more like a hit. Is he sitting at the hair salon?
Pity the poor shits that have to clean that sort of mess up
Juss need a Mexican on a mop makes it SPIC an span!
Not worth blowing your own head off just because you got a bad haircut. On the other hand, he won't have to pay for said bad haircut now.
Them's some slow running pants. Maybe the extra stripe held him back.
he nailed it
doesn't look like a suicide but like contract murder.
would you go to the barber to suicide?!
'Suicide is painless. It brings on many changes'...
Stop shaking that camera fuck tard
So you saying he went to a barber shop and mid way on his hair cut he pulled a shotgun out of his ass and offed himself? That's what you're going with? Really? Ok then, suicide it is. Who's next in line for a fade off the top?
Suicide? He went to get a hair cut, took a shotgun in with him, was able to get in a chair, and shot himself. Okay?!?!
This is how you know hair cuts are getting to expensive
That hair cut blew his mind
@picklehiesner Got em' with the old "exploding hair clippers in the hood prank" it's a knee slapper everytime.
who the fuck takes a shotgun to get a hair cut,,,looks more like Brazilian justice system at work..........
I've seen some people who ate egg McMagnums for breakfast that looked almost as bad.
This is what happens when a white guy goes into one of those nigger barber shops.
@peaks that or they have a good conversation and the white guy walks away with a new haircut.
So, I see you're into sci-fi ...
But how's that?! As far as I understand, you don't read nothin' more than the ingredients on the back of a jar of pig's feet.
25 years later and Nirvana still sucks.
Gotta love Smuckers
In some countries a doctor is the only one who can pronounce a human being dead. In this case, it is a waste of time, the last thing to go thru his mind was shotgun pellets.
It appears he bit his lip.
No open casket for this poor bastard, lol
He just wanted a taper and ended up getting a full clip..