"HOW I BROKE MY HYMEN"

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  •   ouch December 22, 2017

    Well that Escalated quickly

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    • dry terd December 22, 2017

      @ouch I think he was de-escalating

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      •   ouch December 22, 2017

        @dry terd Just let it slide would ya lol

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        • dry terd December 22, 2017

          @ouch like a dick in a wet giner!

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        • letmefindout December 22, 2017

          @ouch

          Taint nothin' but a thang.

          +0 -1
    • quantum December 26, 2017

      @ouch human garbage escalated from birth on

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    • hairry-mcballstein December 29, 2017

      @ouch my question is wtf did this retard think was gonna happen when he slid down that thing with all those signs and warnings in the middle..you guys should make a segment called darwin awards..this fucking idiot could kick it off for us

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  • kore December 22, 2017

    Yup!! there goes your chances of ever having sex again, and you ruptured your rectum...

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    •   ouch December 22, 2017

      @kore rekt em... Dam near killed em

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    • bedpaneddie December 22, 2017

      @kore I don't think that is the first time he has ruptured his rectum...

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  • hitman777 December 22, 2017

    I bet his parents are proud of his accomplishments in life

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  • dlc_as_in_tlc December 22, 2017

    Looks like a Manchester United wannabe. Already a dumbass.

    +2 -0
    • mrthorwald December 22, 2017

      @dlc_as_in_tlc Its a Rugby shirt dumbass

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  • alastor December 22, 2017

    9.5 for the dismount

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  • hiwudjablome December 22, 2017

    It sounded like a good idea at first....

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  •   GrimmWilder December 22, 2017

    What'a Maroon!

    Send'em down head first,..,,.

    +5 -2
    • lafind December 22, 2017

      @GrimmWilder With this guy head first would do less damage!

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  • [email protected] December 22, 2017

    I can't stop watching this dumb fuck. First a nut shot and then while trying to protect his crushed ball sack he takes the last post up the ass to the point he goes limp.

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  • james511969 December 22, 2017

    Just another gay guy trying to break His ass in.

    +3 -0
    • mrthorwald December 22, 2017

      @james511969 really is that how you did it?

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      • james511969 December 22, 2017

        @mrthorwald I wouldn’t know.

        you should give it a try and let us know

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  • srv December 22, 2017

    "I TASTE SALT."

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    • srv December 22, 2017

      The Baluga tribe is slippin'.

      Parade Rest, Balugas ...

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  • mrthorwald December 22, 2017

    Why do they block the slides with obstacles?!

    +3 -0
    • bigsmokey86 December 22, 2017

      @mrthorwald For our amusement.

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  • ketamine<3 December 22, 2017

    At least he crushed his nuts so that bloodline is not procreating anymore.

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    •   truckingman December 22, 2017

      Ketamine<3 unless he was wearing a protective cup...

      +1 -0
      • ketamine<3 December 22, 2017

        @truckingman he seemed to be wearing sport gear so it's possible. But I hope not lol

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  • felterupgood December 22, 2017

    What you were watching is the new way of vetting immigrants. If they can't figure out how to use an escalator..... No green card for you.

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  • bleedsvodka December 22, 2017

    He couldn't afford the dick and ball injections so he went with the all natural route of making them swell up

    +2 -0
  • bigblackhead December 22, 2017

    special Ed

    +1 -0
  • renbo956 December 22, 2017

    Heeez Nuts

    +1 -0
  •   whobe December 22, 2017

    Where's his beer I don't want it to go to waste.

    +3 -0
  •   luvthick December 22, 2017

    I guess he clicked on the "Bad Idea!"

    +4 -1
  •   sarge07 December 22, 2017

    As that great sage Bugs Bunny used to say,; "What a maroon"

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    • srv December 22, 2017

      @sarge07

      The great sage, indeed.

      Speaking of maroon, remember those two guys who were marooned on the island? It was a fat guy and a skinny guy. The fat guy saw the skinny guy as a hot dog and the skinny guy saw the fat guy as a hamburger. Remember that episode? That was a good episode ... lol.

      "Bon voyage!" "Bon voyage!"

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      •   sarge07 December 22, 2017

        @srv LOL yea, they don't make great toons like that anymore.

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      • airsporter December 23, 2017

        @srv And your inane point in less than 5000 words?

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        • srv December 23, 2017

          @airsporter

          Memories between two proud American Vets, Mr. Bean.

          Something you will never experience ... sorry, old chum.

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  • periwinkle December 22, 2017

    Remove the signs and let people have some fun pls

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    • wafflecock December 26, 2017

      @periwinkle We are.

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  •   truckingman December 22, 2017

    I was wondering if the, idiotic, victim researched the escalator layout at that tube, british subway, station.

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  • frank n. stein December 22, 2017

    Loser on a down slope.

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  •   happyjack December 22, 2017

    OH FUCK LMFAO

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  • sealex December 22, 2017

    I cant stop laughing!!! LMMFAO!! What a stupid fuck! Thanks for doing that though!!

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  • isawaputtycat December 22, 2017

    Can ya hear me now?

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  •   nybadguy December 23, 2017

    He looks shocked lol

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  • [email protected] December 23, 2017

    Took off like the General Lee

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  • airsporter December 23, 2017

    His conviction evaportated when he surfed the three little pointy studs on the rail.

    Like most S. London Football players.

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  • joedumber December 23, 2017

    just some spanish kidds tired of being brainwashed into playing soccer

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  • deadpen December 23, 2017

    If you dress like you are twelve, act like you are twelve, then odds are you won't have the foresight to predict the outcome.

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  • fiddledeedee December 24, 2017

    You spin me right round, baby

    Right round like a record, baby

    Right round round round

    My nuts and ass took a really hard pound

    I went over the rail and hit the ground ground

    Call 911 my frac-ture is compound...

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  • cellule December 24, 2017

    REminds me of some stupid game on The Price Is Right..

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  • yamagata December 27, 2017

    In Zeiten eines geistigen Terrors, der die Welt jetzt beherrscht sind wir nicht

    bereit auch nur eine kleine Silbe dieser Lehre zu opfern oder anzupassen um

    Konzessionen an den Zeitgeist zu machen.

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  • matboy583 December 29, 2017

    that's how you slide tackle i'd sign hip up

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  • ryancolebhoy88 January 21, 2018

    He's on a downwards spiral

    +0 -0
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