He just wanted to read the newspaper.
@soulconsumer that's how they bury them in Oompa Loompa land
Get away from my building, die over there (TOSS)
@kore China keep the streets clean
I have got some news for you. Falling doesn't hurt, it's the landing that hurts.
You'll be fine, here read the comic page.
give me a bag of kitty litter and a newspaper to clean this shit up
good cause i aint cleaning that shit up
@berget leave him for the crows.
Just cover him with newspaper, everyone will think he's just homeless and walk by and you don't have to clean that shit up. Good idea.
@ketamine<3 They covered him like a piece of dog poop! Talk about adding insult to injury.
@bigsmokey86 well he DID look like shit!
Gonna need more paper than that
Isn’t that how they drop in Family Guy?
That is very close ... good fucking eye.
I think one arm needs to be wrapped over the torso to make it a genuine "Family Guy" body ... ya know?
Here, you made front page news
that was technically an involuntary manslaughter, the rescuer´s mind must be a mess right now.
@joe_head71 not as much a mess as the dead guys!
her brain still in one piece
We treat Cod & Chips better...
At least we wrap them in yesterdays news.
No moped were harmed during the making.
I like there "big daddy" approach, just put some news paper over it... it'll be fine!
I'm waiting for the 'looking straight up from the ground' view before I buy the T-shirt.
DUDE! I don't think he needs the classifieds anymore. Cop: "stop clogging our sidewalks you bum."
That will haunt him for the rest of his life
I hope they drive on the right side of the vehicle there cause dumb bitch recording and driving is about to get someone else killed.
Yea, just throw some newspapers on it that should clean it up. If Ping Ping has some Windex you can speed this thing up a bit.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY PAL!
Oh dear... I wonder if he's ok!
You were not impressive in life, you were not impressive in death.
@skullfuck3r Thats 3 doors down from Cold. Did you know him?
@airsporter I think you mean 3 Doors Down's album, The Better Life, track 2 Looser
I'm sure those newspaper doesn't cover the head articles
You think he knew he was going to make it on here before, or after split his head in two?
Failed rescue, but successful suicide. I’m a glass half full kinda guy.
...should've wore his mr. t bicycle helmet!
Please! Enough with "livejasemine"!! We get it!
@sipo70 lol persistantjasmine
bring a carpet and hide it under,problem solved!!
Fuck that shit. Fuckin people want to kill themselves then do it quietly and where no other person is in harm.
wtf? i highly doubt he wants to or even can read the funny section dude!!
oh shit hope he's ok
TA DA!!!! The splits!
....and brain on the ground for the negative people.