RUSSIA: THE LAND OF SURPRISES (WAIT FOR IT...)

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  • ghostface667 December 26, 2017

    Goddamn, I didn't notice what was up at first, I went back before the video was over to see what the fuck. And what the fuck, right place at the right time....

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  • srv December 26, 2017

    Zai-zablai??

    Translation:

    Damn, if only I turned my wipers on five seconds sooner!

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  • kore December 26, 2017

    You still have to fix my car

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  • letmefindout December 26, 2017

    Pay attention Trump. Another Putin Brothel disaster.

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    •   sarge07 December 26, 2017

      @letmefindout paid for by the DNC or Hillary??

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      • letmefindout December 27, 2017

        @sarge07

        Doesn't matter who. After all of the denials of the incident and the recordings existence, somebody had to do it eventually.

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  • noboongoon December 26, 2017

    So that's what happens when Santa doesn't have a chimney to come through.

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  • joe_head71 December 26, 2017

    you´re SUED fucking corpse!

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  • letmefindout December 26, 2017

    I'ld really like to read that insurance claim.

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  • sealex December 26, 2017

    Good thing the car softened his landing or he would really be fucked

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  • kiwi cunt December 26, 2017

    Damn, the owner of that white car is gonna be so pissed off.

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    • maxm60 December 27, 2017

      @kiwi cunt unless it was the dead guys car, in that case it's a wash.

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  • tmenycologist December 26, 2017

    should've taken the stairs.

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  • the man December 26, 2017

    Is that car gonna be okay?

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  • airsporter December 26, 2017

    Anybody seen the 'nodding dog' that was on the rear parcel shelf?

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  • hiwudjablome December 26, 2017

    Its raining Ivan's and dogs out there..

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  • hitman777 December 26, 2017

    Look mommy I can fl........

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  •   GrimmWilder December 26, 2017

    And he ain't even wearin flip flops!!

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    • hiwudjablome December 26, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      why you gotta be bringing flip flops into this,,thats racist man.... flip flops didn't ask for the lives they've been handed,,flip flops just want to live their lives the way they were meant to be lived,,,,,,flippin and floppin

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      • maxm60 December 27, 2017

        @hiwudjablome floppin' and flippin'

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      •   GrimmWilder December 27, 2017

        @hiwudjablome

        That ain't racist,.. I AM RACIST!!!

        Flops notwithstanding,.,.,.,.,.

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  • bitch choker December 26, 2017

    Mother Russia

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  • fiddledeedee December 26, 2017

    He said something about 'Russian Olympic Doping Scandal', after he fell off this really tall building. How odd.

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  • ketamine<3 December 26, 2017

    I'm getting suicide insurance on my vehicles now. Not for me you fuckers don't get excited!

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    • maxm60 December 27, 2017

      @ketamine<3 happy landings!

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  •   happyjack December 26, 2017

    I'm just trying to figure out how in the first time in the history of our planet did sound travel faster than light. You hear the thud then see the car move a second later.

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    • srv December 26, 2017

      @happyjack

      I don't want this to ruin our fantastic relationship, but the audio is not in sync with the video.

      But obviously, you already knew that. Just fishin' for those points, eh? Well, there you go ... one point for Aunt Esther.

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      •   happyjack December 26, 2017

        @srv Whew that's great news, I thought it was an intergalactic abnormality that manifested itself in the bending of light and sound waves that presented itself in the form of a russian suicide and ensuing cs video

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        • srv December 26, 2017

          @happyjack

          Boy, so fancy with that tongue of yours. Too much for even me. It seems like I'll need a translator.

          I'll call Officer "Smitty" Smith. He'll cypher through all that highly thought out, slowly considered and highly classified street jargon.

          By the way, where's my reciprocal response + point? To play fair is only to be a man ... right, Donna?

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          • letmefindout December 26, 2017

            @srv

            Have one on me.

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            •   happyjack December 26, 2017

              @letmefindout there gave you both one lol

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              • srv December 26, 2017

                @happyjack

                Bless your heart ...

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            • srv December 26, 2017

              @letmefindout +

              ... and bless your heart.

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  • redmeadowlegion December 26, 2017

    they are really putting a dent in Russian mob

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  • twofords December 26, 2017

    Did Dimitri get his money before he threw Ivan out the window?

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  • carlacream December 26, 2017

    the guy in the car he wasnt surprised either

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  • peaks December 26, 2017

    I feel bad for that trunk.

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    •   truckingman December 26, 2017

      Peaks, I also feel bad for the poor Russian 'trunk monkey...'

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      • peaks December 27, 2017

        @truckingman

        True, that monkey is done.

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  • cazaly December 26, 2017

    This is what happens when you don't buy the "paint protection" package from the auto dealer.

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  •   truckingman December 26, 2017

    ............................MF"BF???

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  • bigblackhead December 26, 2017

    he's dead drunk again

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  •   nybadguy December 26, 2017

    Is is is he dead?

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  • cellule December 27, 2017

    Yup, another faillure for the Mexican Space Agency.

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  • maxm60 December 27, 2017

    The fella in the car didn't seem too awfully surprised.

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  • frank n. stein January 4, 2018

    Jump or fall?

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  • xxxmass April 12, 2018

    Obviously does not like small white imports.

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