Here cums milk delivery
@pewpewpowa why bother
@pewpewpowa . . No fun without oreos
Two words: Asian Invasion.
She should have shown him hers,,, 'he' would have been the one running and crying
@kore Outstanding comment. That one has WICS written all over it
You would have thought that if it was that cold in there she would have had a jacket on.
sharknado you´re really fucked!
5.08 cm, damn it people get on the metric system!
@stinkburger There is no need for the metric system in the US.
Except for the purchase or sale of drugs.
@letmefindout Well the drug dealers are smarter than the rest of us, look how much money they make...
@stinkburger Weve adopted the metrics for years but people still ask for a pint of milk, an ounce of tobacco and give distances in miles
@stinkburger Aerosmith’s 10 inch song wouldn’t sound they same.
She grabbed on my big 254cm.
@james511969 Sammy Hagar
I RESEMBLE THE REMARK!!!
Has ?3 been used for cox & balls?
@srv what? It's 8===D~~~
Look at it sideways ... it's a dude with his pants down enough for his cox & balls to breathe. I put this together a couple days ago. I'm just wondering if ?3 has ever been used like that ... that's all.
@srv ahh ok lol never seen that one my bad .
Never heard that one.
I don't understand why she looked so scared. I mean what can he do with that baby dick to harm her. She's just encouraging him. If she would laugh her ass off and point she would get rid of him forever, maybe even push him closer to his inevitable suicide.
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Yeah, remember you came up to the glass door at the mall but when I pointed at your innie and laughed my ass off you balled your eyes out.
Sorry bout that it was just a reflex to point at funny shit when I laugh. You never went back though so it was a win win.
The circumference of his pee hole was longer than his dick.
Harvey, you dirty boy.
He had done this before, she did not even have to look, she knew to run for the hills. "officer, Mr millimeter Peter is leaving DNA evidence as we speak"!
What is she running from? A 2inch dick? What harm can it cause?
@offdhook Maybe she thought it was an ungly woman rubbing her clit coming after her.
Though it was about to catch fire at one point.
Another chuckle ... ur on a roll.
window washer making sure he has work to do tomorrow
@hiwudjablome a bit of job security is all that was
You can scare anyone with a little pecker
@hitman777 But you can with cum.
Later on she asked him in the parking lot to give her all 10 inches and make her bleed, so he fucked her 5x and punched her in the nose
Yeah ... I think I broke her nose, too.
@mccracken that jokes older than the movie Kingpin
Fire a taser at his dick to see if it lights up like a festive Christmas decoration.
Looks like Anthony Weiner has been let out of jail.
@felterupgood maybe that was his cousin, Oscar Meyer Weiner.
Typical cave monkey.
Hey luvthick! ... You said this guy was white! Liar!
@srv Italian. And you know what they say about us.
That you like to stand in line alot with your shirt?
@srv no that we eat a lot of pasta.
@nybadguy All you niggaz need to Google, homo naledi. It's the small brained, hominid that you fuckers came from. And, guess what? It was found in a CAVE!!!!!
@baddogonline and how did you find out this information young man?
If that's part of the privelage, being shot by cops and profiled isn't so bad after all.
he needs to exercise that puny noodle
Rosie O'Donnell is at it again .
2in. Cum Window Shopper
She knows thst she likes it.
"Get yo da choppaaa"? Look like he's already been to the "chopper".
I would bet her clit is larger than that mess.
...GET TO THE CHOPPA!
i didn't know that we have asian members here as well, now show your self
White pedophiles..... What's new?
@cptcaveape mmmm, a few cool things I got for Christmas?
Thanks for the selfie, because it helps me to know that I don't need to waste anymore precious time on your sorry ass.
You saved me some time, mongoloid, and for that I give you a point and affording you the honor of calling you niggah ... yo, yo, yo.
You write like sobitch.... Any relations?
So, he wrote with proper punctuation and proper spelling?
And your point?
You don't remember that I helped get his ass booted? Or maybe you weren't around those few days.
With all your talent ...one would think your "correct punctuation and proper spelling "could be done in a more "tasteful" way than calling other writers/authors (in this esteemed institution )
"mongoloids" and tired old worn out racial slurs.
Up your Game and Up your Fame.
@srv oh no. I offended a pedophile. Go die faggot.
U R an obscure, nobody nigger.
see ya ... thank god's green earth I'm not ya!
Lol. It's like a penis, but smaller. She wasn't running away in fright, she was off for a magnifying glass.
He's a squirter and she's a runner
What is this dumb bastard doing? Everyone knows you sneak up from behind to unload.
shes running to tell her friends
Notice she runs toward the creep laughing?
Should switch on the heater to get an extra 3/4 inch longer.
Takes him that long to jerk his little wee-wee... you useless junk
All this needs is the shitty fluted version of the Jurassic theme
what is she afraid of ?
Don't want no Short Dick Man! ♫