ATTACK OF THE 2-INCHER [SUBMITTED BY EFUKT]

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  • pewpewpowa December 26, 2017

    Here cums milk delivery

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    • ob1 December 26, 2017

      @pewpewpowa why bother

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    • quantum December 26, 2017

      @pewpewpowa . . No fun without oreos

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  • letmefindout December 26, 2017

    Two words: Asian Invasion.

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  • kore December 26, 2017

    She should have shown him hers,,, 'he' would have been the one running and crying

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    • working4theweekend December 26, 2017

      @kore Outstanding comment. That one has WICS written all over it

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    • letmefindout December 27, 2017

      @kore

      You would have thought that if it was that cold in there she would have had a jacket on.

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  • joe_head71 December 26, 2017

    sharknado you´re really fucked!

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  • stinkburger December 26, 2017

    5.08 cm, damn it people get on the metric system!

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    • luvthick December 26, 2017

      @stinkburger

      Never!

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    • oneleggwonder December 26, 2017

      @stinkburger There is no need for the metric system in the US.

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      • letmefindout December 26, 2017

        @oneleggwonder

        Except for the purchase or sale of drugs.

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        • oneleggwonder December 27, 2017

          @letmefindout Well the drug dealers are smarter than the rest of us, look how much money they make...

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    • airsporter December 26, 2017

      @stinkburger Weve adopted the metrics for years but people still ask for a pint of milk, an ounce of tobacco and give distances in miles

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    • james511969 December 26, 2017

      @stinkburger Aerosmith’s 10 inch song wouldn’t sound they same.

      She grabbed on my big 254cm.

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      • maxm60 December 26, 2017

        @james511969 Sammy Hagar

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        • james511969 December 27, 2017

          @maxm60 FYI

          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=00zuDUNTeXM

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  • ouch December 26, 2017

    Squint Eastwood

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    • GrimmWilder December 26, 2017

      @ouch

      I RESEMBLE THE REMARK!!!

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      • srv December 26, 2017

        @GrimmWilder +

        Has ?3 been used for cox & balls?

        €{÷>•~}•••}?3}====}<8

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        • ketamine<3 December 26, 2017

          @srv what? It's 8===D~~~

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          • srv December 26, 2017

            @ketamine<3

            Look at it sideways ... it's a dude with his pants down enough for his cox & balls to breathe. I put this together a couple days ago. I'm just wondering if ?3 has ever been used like that ... that's all.

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            • ketamine<3 December 26, 2017

              @srv ahh ok lol never seen that one my bad .

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    • srv December 26, 2017

      @ouch +

      Never heard that one.

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  • sealex December 26, 2017

    I don't understand why she looked so scared. I mean what can he do with that baby dick to harm her. She's just encouraging him. If she would laugh her ass off and point she would get rid of him forever, maybe even push him closer to his inevitable suicide.

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    • felterupgood December 26, 2017

      This comment has been deleted

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      • sealex December 26, 2017

        @felterupgood

        Yeah, remember you came up to the glass door at the mall but when I pointed at your innie and laughed my ass off you balled your eyes out.

        Sorry bout that it was just a reflex to point at funny shit when I laugh. You never went back though so it was a win win.

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  • srv December 26, 2017

    The circumference of his pee hole was longer than his dick.

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  • periwinkle December 26, 2017

    Harvey, you dirty boy.

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  • oneleggwonder December 26, 2017

    He had done this before, she did not even have to look, she knew to run for the hills. "officer, Mr millimeter Peter is leaving DNA evidence as we speak"!

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  • offdhook December 26, 2017

    What is she running from? A 2inch dick? What harm can it cause?

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    • maxm60 December 27, 2017

      @offdhook Maybe she thought it was an ungly woman rubbing her clit coming after her.

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  • airsporter December 26, 2017

    Though it was about to catch fire at one point.

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    • srv December 26, 2017

      @airsporter +

      Another chuckle ... ur on a roll.

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  • hiwudjablome December 26, 2017

    window washer making sure he has work to do tomorrow

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    • ketamine<3 December 26, 2017

      @hiwudjablome a bit of job security is all that was

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  • hitman777 December 26, 2017

    You can scare anyone with a little pecker

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    • 72jayd December 26, 2017

      @hitman777 But you can with cum.

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  • mccracken December 26, 2017

    Later on she asked him in the parking lot to give her all 10 inches and make her bleed, so he fucked her 5x and punched her in the nose

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    • srv December 26, 2017

      @mccracken +

      Yeah ... I think I broke her nose, too.

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    • picklehiesner December 26, 2017

      @mccracken that jokes older than the movie Kingpin

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  • fiddledeedee December 26, 2017

    Fire a taser at his dick to see if it lights up like a festive Christmas decoration.

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  • felterupgood December 26, 2017

    Looks like Anthony Weiner has been let out of jail.

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    • maxm60 December 27, 2017

      @felterupgood maybe that was his cousin, Oscar Meyer Weiner.

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  • nybadguy December 26, 2017

    Typical cave monkey.

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    • srv December 26, 2017

      @nybadguy

      Hey luvthick! ... You said this guy was white! Liar!

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      • nybadguy December 26, 2017

        @srv Italian. And you know what they say about us.

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        • srv December 26, 2017

          @nybadguy

          That you like to stand in line alot with your shirt?

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          • nybadguy December 27, 2017

            @srv no that we eat a lot of pasta.

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    • baddogonline December 26, 2017

      @nybadguy All you niggaz need to Google, homo naledi. It's the small brained, hominid that you fuckers came from. And, guess what? It was found in a CAVE!!!!!

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      • nybadguy December 27, 2017

        @baddogonline and how did you find out this information young man?

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  • happyjack December 26, 2017

    If that's part of the privelage, being shot by cops and profiled isn't so bad after all.

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  • bigblackhead December 26, 2017

    he needs to exercise that puny noodle

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  • liberalsaretards December 26, 2017

    Rosie O'Donnell is at it again .

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  • renbo956 December 26, 2017

    2in. Cum Window Shopper

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  • strokerace December 26, 2017

    She knows thst she likes it.

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  • sarge07 December 26, 2017

    "Get yo da choppaaa"? Look like he's already been to the "chopper".

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  • peaks December 26, 2017

    I would bet her clit is larger than that mess.

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  • freddykrueger December 26, 2017

    ...GET TO THE CHOPPA!

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  • carlacream December 26, 2017

    i didn't know that we have asian members here as well, now show your self

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  • cptcaveape December 26, 2017

    White pedophiles..... What's new?

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    • pewpewpowa December 26, 2017

      @cptcaveape mmmm, a few cool things I got for Christmas?

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    • srv December 26, 2017

      @cptcaveape

      Thanks for the selfie, because it helps me to know that I don't need to waste anymore precious time on your sorry ass.

      You saved me some time, mongoloid, and for that I give you a point and affording you the honor of calling you niggah ... yo, yo, yo.

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      • felterupgood December 27, 2017

        @srv

        You write like sobitch.... Any relations?

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        • srv December 28, 2017

          @felterupgood

          So, he wrote with proper punctuation and proper spelling?

          And your point?

          You don't remember that I helped get his ass booted? Or maybe you weren't around those few days.

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          • felterupgood December 28, 2017

            @srv

            With all your talent ...one would think your "correct punctuation and proper spelling "could be done in a more "tasteful" way than calling other writers/authors (in this esteemed institution )

            "mongoloids" and tired old worn out racial slurs.

            Up your Game and Up your Fame.

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      • cptcaveape December 27, 2017

        @srv oh no. I offended a pedophile. Go die faggot.

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        • srv December 28, 2017

          @cptcaveape

          U R an obscure, nobody nigger.

          see ya ... thank god's green earth I'm not ya!

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  • cazaly December 26, 2017

    Lol. It's like a penis, but smaller. She wasn't running away in fright, she was off for a magnifying glass.

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  • working4theweekend December 26, 2017

    He's a squirter and she's a runner

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  • vanboner December 26, 2017

    What is this dumb bastard doing? Everyone knows you sneak up from behind to unload.

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  • wpginterceptor December 26, 2017

    shes running to tell her friends

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  • peaks December 26, 2017

    Notice she runs toward the creep laughing?

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  • cellule December 27, 2017

    Should switch on the heater to get an extra 3/4 inch longer.

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  • toy-boat December 27, 2017

    Takes him that long to jerk his little wee-wee... you useless junk

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  • psychoman5665 December 27, 2017

    All this needs is the shitty fluted version of the Jurassic theme

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  • biggredd45 January 2, 2018

    what is she afraid of ?

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  • frank n. stein January 4, 2018

    Don't want no Short Dick Man! ♫

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