That's a robot cock if I've ever seen one ....positive, absolute proof that robots are taking our jobs.
@felterupgood Since you seem to be an expert on cocks, I'll take your word for it
Please don't lose faith over what I'm about to tell you .... after careful consideration.... in my expert opinion I would have to say you have a very small one.
@felterupgood that's not what your sister said...or your mom....or your wife...or your girlfriend, you get the picture.
True, they told me you were hung like a horse ....but then I heard them snicker.
@felterupgood first the Mexicans now robots. What is this world coming to.
@felterupgood once she's had red she'll never be tight again
What's next A fire hydrant ? Like throwing A toothpick in A cave now.
She is wearing a mask so that you can't see that even her mouth is stretched out.
@letmefindout Hehehehehe, The title should have read, "The Expandables"
You should really loosen your cock ring a little. It's gonna turn blue next.
My bologna has a first name, it's O*s*c*a*r, my bologna has a second name, it's M*a*y*e*r, Oh' she love to take it everyday, and if you ask me, why I'll say...... 'cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-o-l-o-g-n-a!
@fistermister and has a way with B-l-o-w-n-o-u-t-p-u-s-s-y
When she queefs it's a whisper in the wind.
@letmefindout or a volcano erupting!
Hitting the side of that,... nah, you gotta better chance putting an oyster in a slot machine!
Oscar Myer has a way with baloney.
??Hippo Pussy??? Imagine taking her home after some drinks at a bar? Mmm.. try the leg cuz I feel nothing. Lol
lol ... you said hippo pussy ... lol.
My cock looks just like that... I mean the red color.
@felterupgood kinda looked like a dogs dick. You have a dog dick?
lol ... you said dog dick ... lol.
My pet poodle Susie thinks I do. She thinks I'm hung too.
@felterupgood HA! Godd one +1
Somebody call the blob. think we found his glass slipper
Looks a damn uncomfy sofa to me...Buy in haste at the Sales and repent at leisure.
Macairsporter says as he sits miserably on a horrid, wooden chair.
and that's kinda how the judge did it during my first divorce.
It matters to her that puss is fucking ruined!!!!!
Or was that her ass?
Fuck it its all ruined!!!
Her taint was sliced and she now just has one huge gaping gash ... called the gaper.
It was her pussy.... Her butt hole looked llike she had a belly button between her sholder blades
RUN FOREST!!!!!! RUN RUN FAR AWAY RUNNNNNNN !!!!!!!!
in three words...
Yes...In a word,.,.,.,.
@ithinkimdumb Your dyslexia is showing lol.
You know it's bad when even the horses are comparing her to 'throwing a hotdog down a hallway.'
Congratulations you have a cunt the size of Texas, and future filled with disappointing sex with real men
I'm alright with seeing a lot of shit, and let me tell you.. that's one nasty bitch!
@ketamine<3 you know where Adult Expectations is? They at one time had a quarter of the store as an antique shop, a friend (yes I have a couple) called me on afternoon to meet him there to look at a cannon they had. While I was examining this fake cannon a woman walked by and gave us the stink eye, while carrying a dildo bigger than in that vid. I smiled and looked at the dildo and said, I don't know why I'm getting a nasty look with that elephant dick under your arm, she turned red and stammered it's for a bachelorette party and literally ran off.
@sarge07 hahaha! Yes I've been there. That's funny man. I don't see how any pleasure can be had with something that big.
The strap-on's just too ridiculous. If you want to go big (and authentic) I'm going to be making dildos that are just realistic rubber babies. Shove 'em in feet first or head first; whatever suits the kink. Just need to find a real baby to make the mold......
@highartfarts just remember "hot water burn baby"!
I'm happy to see that The Gimp is still finding work after Pulp Fiction
Fucking her would be like throwing a hotdog down the highway.
Strokerace maybe throwing a hotdog into, interstellar, space.
Yup,,,,,,the latex is hot,,,,she,,,,,,,,, can Blo-me
thats a fat lip
her cunt looks like my nans abcess
@maxm60 you find the keys keys keys???
Hotdog thrown down a hallway ring any bells
Ouch lied, he said he had to work. Never mentioned the cat suit.
So they did make a sequel to pacific rim
Another day, another snow boon that's was touched by her parents.
Child birth was a breeze for her
congratulations it's a dildo !
She looks like one of those chicks that would cum during childbirth.
Game of whoreingo anyone
introducing the new and improved killdo
If that's real then ...the truth shall sery free, set yourself in search of the tiny hole that is a myth
when she is 50 all she's has to do is breath deep and she'll shit herself
would this bitch even have labor pains?
thats her size
Pretty sure I could stick my head up there and have a look around.
Awesome balloon cock. I'm sure he's a hit at children's partys.
She might want to follow up with Cheryl “Steryl” Merkowski to chat about prolapse.
The lady will have an easier birth, of her child, because of her lover coitusing with the giant sexual toy will strengthen her birth canel.
Both of them need therapy
thats the chick from the beast master video
Lefty Lucy Pussy
That's what having babies does. Super vagina.
I guess his dick was too small ..
The whore wouldn't even feel a normal dick. NASTY ho!