FIRST DILDO = MIND BLOWN

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  • rubber January 8, 2018

    Wait till she finds out there are ones in other colors too.

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  • mrmassey January 8, 2018

    Mind blown... I'm dead...

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  • blowback51 January 8, 2018

    No one man could ever accomplish for dat bitch,what a silicone dick did for her that day.

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    • letmefindout January 8, 2018

      @blowback51

      Speak for yourself.

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      • sarge07 January 9, 2018

        @letmefindout why? Can your dick pop a dent? LOL

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  • kore January 8, 2018

    I cannot imagine the type of abuse a real dick will suffer at her hands.... "Where does she live"???

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    • maxm60 January 8, 2018

      @kore take a number and get in line.

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      • lafind January 8, 2018

        @maxm60 This line forms to the front!

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    • nybadguy January 8, 2018

      @kore Road trip?

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    • luvthick January 8, 2018

      @kore

      ;-)

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  • letmefindout January 8, 2018

    Her parents must be so proud

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    • thor156 January 8, 2018

      They are overjoyed

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    • goff January 8, 2018

      @letmefindout

      Her dad was her secret santa.

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  • el_yoder (mexicanamish) January 8, 2018

    Good thing she didnt use a black 1. Wldve stole her car!

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  • pewpewpowa January 8, 2018

    Can she take the dents outve my car too while she's at it ?

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  • vikingshill January 8, 2018

    Simpsons already did it

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  • darksider803 January 8, 2018

    She needs A lesson on how to properly use that thing. I won't charge !!!

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  • GrimmWilder January 8, 2018

    Crazy Cunt Dildo-Dented the Mini!!

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  • stenchfart January 8, 2018

    class chick ...right outta bible study

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  • airsporter January 8, 2018

    Doesnt say much about the build qualty of Mini cars even if they are a German company now.

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    • maxm60 January 8, 2018

      @airsporter It's all about convenience. Bet you can't pop a dent out of a Chevy with a fake dick.

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  • maxm60 January 8, 2018

    If she was blonde, you could've told her to blow into the exhaust pipe to pop the dent out.

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    • lafind January 8, 2018

      @maxm60 This was a Mini, it probably would have worked.

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    • goff January 9, 2018

      @maxm60 +

      I have a feeling you still could've told her. In fact, with this one you probably could have told her to queef into the exhaust pipe.

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  • hiwudjablome January 8, 2018

    she can Blo-Me while she rides her new B O B

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  • madkraze January 8, 2018

    This is shit you can find on Facebook. What happen to this site ?

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  • hitman777 January 8, 2018

    Cock poppers dent repair, that whore can pop anything

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    • letmefindout January 8, 2018

      @hitman777

      Maybe even suck a dent out while she is at it.

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  • working4theweekend January 8, 2018

    I was hoping she'd mount the dildo while it was on the hood of that car

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  • nybadguy January 8, 2018

    Wait till she sees a double dong.

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  • gfys January 8, 2018

    Zzzzzz. The Mini was more exciting.

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  • ketamine<3 January 8, 2018

    Mind blown by a suction cup doing what it's designed to do? Hmm, idk about this place.

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    • sarge07 January 9, 2018

      @ketamine<3 I don't know about the stupidity of humanity at times

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  • geoffblgv January 8, 2018

    and once again it took a dick to fix the problem.

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  • dry terd January 8, 2018

    Dildo dent doctor

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  • oldrooster January 8, 2018

    Was that a fucking smurf?

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  • redmeadowlegion January 8, 2018

    dildo takes out dent, the next test relieving constipation.

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  • renbo956 January 8, 2018

    Congratulations Now Shove That Dildo Up Your Anus

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    • truckingman January 8, 2018

      Renbo956 she should "prepare thy anus!!!"

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      • letmefindout January 8, 2018

        @truckingman

        Careful using trade marked phrases.

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  • frank n. stein January 8, 2018

    She should start her own bizness! Dildo Dent Removers

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  • truckingman January 8, 2018

    The lady's 'dildo' has a significant amount of suction to its' base...

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  • carlacream January 8, 2018

    its more like DIY (dildo it yourself)

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  • los_pedos_saco January 8, 2018

    Why go to a body shop just ask the wife for big jimmy. Fuck pull dent out

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  • rasriff January 9, 2018

    Now stick it back up your ass and get back to work, bitch.

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  • davulie January 9, 2018

    Wow that's what it was like "Caveman first using fire"

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  • highmystic January 9, 2018

    A Smerf Moment!

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  • wallawilly January 9, 2018

    Will that thing spread mayonnaise on bread??

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  • znick24 January 9, 2018

    See.... without a dick around they can't do nothin'

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  • road pavement January 10, 2018

    This girl must of been purchased by her new owner and now pregnant with her 15th kid

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  • quantum January 10, 2018

    She makes a business out of it. The Dildomechanic. Gets sued for using patented ideas. Resists search warrant . . get shot by 6 cops.

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