The music was such a turn on
Oh yeah? Did ya rub one out to it? Me? Twice ...
@mehofjack #5 wouldn't be on here if they had better regulations for meth labs.
My day was much worse, believe me.
@soulconsumer yesterday was my birthday and my boos gave me shit !
@superman101 Did he put it in a nice box and wrap it for you?
That vid had it all - the right music, surprises and wicked hang time.
My toenail fell off NOBODY is having a worse day then me
@what now? whats next? did it turn black first and get all gooey under the nail? it's gonna be all fucked up looking when it comes back. You better just lop off the toe and call it good.
You call this a bad day? My tv reception crapped out right at the crucial moment while I was watching Perry Mason.
@fiddledeedee Is your TV as old as the series?
Actually, I got a Hi-def flat screen tv on Black Friday a couple years ago. It works great.
The irony is that now that we have fancy-shmancy High-definition digital tv's, the only stuff worth watching is grainy movies and shows from 30+ years ago! Ha ha!
Apparently I also need an antenna similar to the friggin' Eiffel Tower, because I can never pull in all the channels even though I'm only five miles from a broadcast tower as tall as the Empire State Building!
Don't worry.... He solved the case and his cliant walked.
The evil tire is on the loose again!
What was that that fell on that guy in #2?
@ketamine<3 An empty wheelbarrow....He was going to hoist the full one up by jenny wheel.
@airsporter ah ok, thank you I couldn't make it out.
Oh.. You mean Henry Penny?
2 and 7 are classic.
@airsporter #7 The guy looked tired.
@supfishing757 Old ones are the best!...He was axleated when they meant to pixelate him.
I'm married with children. What could be worse?
@supfishing757 wife in menopause, kids living at home when they should've left years ago and you're the only one that has a job. Oh, and you drive a minivan.
I like how 4 tries to put the beer back on the counter when he gets blasted.
Is that a bird or a plane?
How can there be more than a billion Chinese people with deaths due to traffic accidents? The only explanation I find is that they fuck while driving
@zykario That must be it, let's go to China and drive some bitches.
Well, you will drive on the wrong side of the road.
@uk bride Whaddya trying to say? Which side is the wrong side, poop shoot or honey sweet spot?
@uk bride well, that'syour opinion. We think drive on the wrong side nanny nanny boo boo
I believe I can Fly.................................ah shit
WOW! A say in about 56 years everyone in China will die from some stupid accident.
The average age in china is 35. ...so 56 + 35
So by age 91. (with their average life expectancy of 76) most Chinese living today will be dead of old age anyway.
@felterupgood Not if they procreate and uk bride and myself intend on fixing that for them.
I think spilling sugar all over my kitchen counter was worse than this lot, don't you?
@hi_its_jam only if the ants come back.
Ive Seen These Before Death Wish 1 2 3 4 5
What the hell was #5? Spontaneous human combustion?
Sarge07 it was a backdraft to a controlled, burn, experiment in an inclosed environment.
'Believe or not, I'm walking on air. I never thought I could feel so freeeee'!
everybody is bitching about how their day was......well check this out My GF came home today!!!!!!!! I gotta stop wasting my quarters in the fountains at the mall.
With MF" HYDROPLANING VEHICLES, HEAVY OBJECTS FALLING FROM GREAT HEIGTHS, RED LIGHT RUNNING BIG TRUCKS, PUBLIC MACHINEGUN MOWINGS, OXYGEN FUEL EXPLOSIONS, RUN AWAY MOTORCYCLES, UNEXPECTED EVIL TIRES CRUSHINGS, AND HIGH SPEED VEHICLE TO AIR EJECTIONS, we have to be-MF"-CAREFUL IN TODAY FAST PACED WORLD!!!
The Hurtful Eight
That was like a vaginal bloodfart & dried up infected cum bubble had a baby
I wonder if them last two could see my house from up there?