This just made my 2018.
@carlspackler He'd love to hear from ya!
John Christopher Bell
Harris County Jail
1200 Baker St.
Houston, TX 77002
I'll send him a food stamp. Thanks for the tip.
@crockful dang, I kinda felt bad for him.
Me too. Now, when he gets out of jail; he will have to pay for his drugs through honest labor.
@crockful And how did you come by this info? Are you a friend? relative? Stalker?
@maxm60 It's called the Internet. You can find all KINDS of things on that there Internet.
Send him some gay porn and see what happens to him! LOL!!!
@frank n. stein why did he want to leave, doesn't he feel at home behind bars?
@crockful He’s definitely a contender for dumb cunt of the year .
@carlspackler wonderful! That moment when he realises his ass is going to get stretched in prison, priceless.
Get use to them bars ,Boy!
@GrimmWilder "Boy"? Uh-oh...
@vivalamigra Naaa he won't, he probably already has a broken shoulder from trying to get out of county.
He was desperate because he was going to be late at work.
@stevenkk LOL, that's funny because niggaz don't have jobs... XD
Shoulda got another five for that fucked up hairdo.
At least he got an early start to that prison sentence.
Ive said it once and I'll say it again, Black Lives Matter
the back door was wide open too
No mandatory fire escape I guess.
Oh he'd probably still fuck that up!
@cubbage no, just too stupid to check the back door
Coolio is robbing cellphone stores now
Next year it will be Will Smith and Young MC.
that happened to me once, i was locked inside a latino cell phone store when i went in to purchase a recharge card....i walked in and everyone looked at me and started running out.
Used to have a claustrophobic budgie like that always banging into the windows.
Yup... Your going back to Haiti... Opps Shithole.
@gfys Deplorables versus deportables.
Little did he know... there was a back door and it was open
How you cage a wild monkey.
Come on. He said "please".
@vivalamigra that begging shit was priceless!
Lmao!!!! "Please......Please......Please". Hahahaha!!!! Rot in jail bitch!
Luvthick trying to feed his habit.
No dice. Never did drugs... Just here scrolling through all the idiot racist, enjoying their stupidity, instead of focusing on the fact that this guy was obviously an addict who isn't too bright.
Why didn't he try the back door. Dumb fuck.
@nybadguy I felt like screaming that at the screen! Or a back window! dumb as fuck!
@nybadguy I'm pretty sure when they setup the store to auto lock the front door, the back door locks too numb nut.
@captjim I would think the back door was easy escape in case of a fire.
@happyjack the on his knees praying thing was priceless.
These are Louisiana niggers evacuated to Houston after Katrina.
Last name Bell, stuck in a phone store. Anyone else see the irony?
If only he had a phone to call a friend.
Ss24 are you reffering to an activated phone.
Come on people... Give her a break ..she was smart enough to drink the beer first
@felterupgood Hey grandpa, you're commenting on the wrong post ya big dummy.
lmfao ... You nearly killed me, Fred G. Sanford.
My dog had to jump on my chest to revive me.
Nigger is as nigger does!
@noboongoon you sound like my old dirt bike,runnigganiggarunrunrunnnnnniggaaaaa
"Yeah! Now how ya feel, boy? Stupid, huh? Ya LOOK stupid."
He will be very popular, skinny, dumb, my new bitch ...
What an asshole, he robbed the same store twice in 2 weeks! fool me once, fool me twice..
@mrthorwald he'll have a sore asshole later
Smart store owners, double sided key locks, double layed safety glass, and durable security bars are a MF" BITCH FOR THIEFS!!!
@truckingman how many hundreds of thousands lost before the 60k upgrade i wonder???
Haha dumb fuck
Well he was doing good until he discharged a weapon in public.
Only 5 years?
RIGHT?! string that nigger up!
why not try the back?
Because he's a stupid nigger. duh.
What a dipshit
Oh please, please, please. Oh pleeeezzzzeeee! Should have got at least five more for unlawful discharge of a firearm too. Oh well, he will probably be out soon and back to robbery/
Classic snoop doug e doug
LOL...dem dumb fuckin niggas...
He din-du nuffin'
Guess there wasn't a back door lol
For a brief moment in 2018 we may have seen the dumbest individual on the face of the Earth.
Ok everyone out of here a lock the door on your way out idc I can shoot the lock out seen it on tv
This is only his day job. At night he works on the principles of cold fusion with a team of PhDs. Their efforts have been taking them in the right direction so far but no doubt those 5 years in prison will set back humanity's ability to produce an efficient starship for a couple of decades. Damn you little peoples law, damn you for taking such a bright mind away from us!
That’s what I call a real bastard.. Fucking dumbarse. He is in the running for the crazy shit golden turd award for true stupidity. Be funny as fuck to chip in and send him a trophy..
Five years of free everything