Always start with the spinal cord for maximum efficiency.
If you don't want to make them suffer ...
But don't you want to make them suffer?
@goff they'll still suffer.. they just won't be able to squirm.
Ok, mentally ... true. But you really can't enjoy that unless you stare deep into their eyes and even then ... not so much.
But physically? That is where properly securing them in the most minimal way possible comes in.
And a good way to start is at the core.
Secure the balls and cox in such a way and they'll hesitate to blink.
@goff Sever the spine and stare into his eyes as you slowly cut off his nose.
@letmefindout did himself no favours struggling and the t shirt stopped a few blows from being lethal.
@letmefindout bahahahha he sounded like a fucking duck!!
All just for a pair of flip flops.....
@what now? whats next? ++
That was also the greatest first hit of all time did you hear that impact
I think he had a moment where he thought only his ear was getting cut off.
At least he died in his favorite pair of jeans... also his only ones..
@what now? whats next? ........and flip flops.....
@bigsmokey86 And the flops XD
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Always buy German steel, keeps the edge and always gets the job done.
@letmefindout Is it almost as good as Valyrian steel? I've been reading Game of Thrones lately.
I think it was worse watching his ear get sliced off.
Well, then be sure not to watch Reservoir Dogs.
By the way, I think you're on your own on that opinion ... just a guess.
I watched it about 13 times.
I guess I've seen enough heads getting cut off to not feel the sting in them anymore.
13 ... lol
The sound of the ear slice was rather sickening, though.
They need to start investing in the Middle Eastern made machetes, seems those made in China ones arn't up to par with the beheading regulations and procedures code book. Real safety hazard.
@wookie Damascus steel is legendary.
@bigsmokey86 if made correctly Damascus is good, but traditional Japanese is still my favorite.
That was brutal, that was brutal ...
That was a hard one to watch.
Anyone know what that guy said or even the language?
@goff I think he told the guy recording "your mother sucks cocks in he'll" , could be wrong tho
Hi, I'm a sick person. Nice to meet you, fellow sick person.
@goff- hey goff, I like the new avy better much better than the old ;D
That there is my best friend, Zoe. She's sweet.
@goff Is that a Shih Tzu? She's adorable! I'm sorry she has to see all the muck and degeneracy of the people and posts on this site. :-(
@goff At first it sounded like Tagallog, but the he switched the Throatcutalese.
Well I should imagine the 'deterrence' value to be quite high on this one.
Why would animal doctors have an issue with this?
Nuke 'em all.
@rodeye2 Naaa nuke america first, that's the real cesspool
Seen one - seen them all
Tame, this site is full of pussies ... aka yanks.
@jono 's back group hug* ;D
@jono 's back Oy! Bugger off ya wanker!
@jono 's back hey johngirl, how's your mum? She has a sweet ass
It was his first time with his new machete.
Kin hell, that blade is so fucking blunt that I could ride it around the block and it still wouldn't cut my arse
Machete man took a pause and was like" fuck, I'm so going to hel l"
@vivalamigra be careful! That type of language got Trump in trouble!
@maxm60 That kind of language got Trump elected who you kidding!
@vivalamigra Elected/trouble not much difference.
@vivalamigra the same place your lineage is coming from
@stevenkk Sorry Commie. America isn't on the shithole list.
@vivalamigra You're a Native American?
@istealcars Yes. I traced my roots back several generations and all of my ancestors are from Chicago, Are you an illegal with the stealing cars and stuff?
@vivalamigra Pray it there is no reincarnation.
This is an instant classic Venzuela video.
Its got all the stuff,
From ear cutting to gibberish talk to throat smashing. 5*
They killed Donald Duck.
Why they do that
Wonder if they drug the soon to be headless man
fckn Amateur isis wannabes.
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I have something to discuss with you. I know you from the site where Granny & Smurf hang. Please include your name that you use at that other site and the site's name that I'm referring to just so I know it's you. Thanks ahead of time.
@goff what the actual fuck dude?
you look AND sound cute, olof.
u wanna fuck, injun?!
At this moment they are still trying to get his head of.
should've cut with the backside of the blade. it was probably sharper.
damn! was für eine quälerei
Weak ! Like soft porn lmfao been on this site since 2013 .there is better out THERE
Damn! Makes me feel good for having more chins than a Chinese phone book! #Fatisbulletproof
@frank n. stein
calm the fuck down, sexy.
I couldn't tell if he should of ducked or if he was just making duck noises
These guys really need better machetes, I've seen sharper spoons...
This should happen to all illegals.
@acairman Somehow your avatar is next to my statement.
Couldn't understand these savages... probably Brazilians
@salvador76 Savages? Next thing you will be calling their murderin' jungle a shithole!
Gotta sharpen up that butter knife!
I think that scenarios like Jurassic Park where men played God and brought dinosaurs back to life would be a perfect place (I know it doesn't exist) for these animals to be rounded up and dumped on. We could equip them with body cams, and watch the show.
Never piss off a group of retards with a machete
What a day I had wow ! First thing I did today that was bad ass was I met this nice piece of ass big tits the whole package she came home with me and
Oh shit, mad? Are you alright? Mad? Call 911
It was easy to watch tbh
Sharpen that shit
Ok, seriously, what did this guy do to deserve this?
That kid could not even of been 16 and you assholes trying to make funny comments. That’s someone son. May God have mercy on his poor soul for he no one to comfort his last moments on this earth. And for thise pieces of shit, they’ll have a surprise when they take their last breath because if anyone researchers NDE’s about hell. Not only is it real and for eternity, it’s no party. Maybe people should look up Howard Storm NDE. Demons waiting to take you and torture you. Watch “23 minutes in hell” and you will see why that boy will have the last laugh. You poor cowardly fucks typing bullshit, trying to be funny. Maybe you should worry about where your headed.
@kimbochrist hell made a movie? How in the "hell" did they keep the cameras from melting?
They're made with the same material as the spacecrafts that went to the moon.
But then dipped in Satan's 'special skeet' sauce.
New York City?! Oh no, my friend ... not even close.
"Satan laughing spreads his wings ... Oh, Lord yeah!!".
— Black Sabbath
Then why are you here? As a member even? To preach or to be a hypocrite? Or both?
@kimbochrist you must be our new resident bitch boy. hate to tell you this but you just volunteered to get neg'd to death for the rest of your stay here at crazyshit
You're gonna need a sharper machete.
Looks like the hispanic kid i met years ago,i traded him a moped for 32grams of mexican dirt weed.
That's more bat than machete
Yeah start with the ears so he won't hear himself die...
I had no problem watching this. Who would on this site?
Brazil needs a leader like Duterte who will kill every last one of these savages. Liberals complain about secular dictators in shithole countries violating human rights but they don't realize that the only thing these animals understand is violence.
Poor bastard quacked like a duck at 0:47.
@seppukuattempt get it right or dont say it! its "wurl sta "
Almost sound like he say Aflac but didn’t see the duck oh well
Why....you fuckers always use the dullest machete's of all time. The first knife was solid,the machete just fucked it up.
If you dont know how to do it dont do it
Our dull, shitty machetes are having no effect, Captain!
Im not liking death sounds. He probably fucked his neighbors favorite goat. Fuck them
so yea...I'm with Trump and the Shithole Countries comment
What the fuck they cut not sharp machete?
I've tried messing around with the audio. Everytime I listen the innocent victim sounds like he's speaking (American English) . They don't show him his ear, so to him it would have felt like a sharp pain (similar to earing piercing). He definitely didn't know what was coming by state of shock after first blow. His muffled words sounded like "what's happening" . The scum talk in their native language he's now getting a bit worried coz he don't understand. The scum probably befriended him and lured him to his death under false pretenses. I mean why gag someone whose about to be silenced forever. R.I.P bruffa
what a mashitty he has there.