FUCK! EVEN THE VETERANS WILL HAVE TROUBLE WATCHING THIS

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  • letmefindout January 12, 2018

    Always start with the spinal cord for maximum efficiency.

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    • goff January 12, 2018

      @letmefindout +

      If you don't want to make them suffer ...

      But don't you want to make them suffer?

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      • big_daddy305 January 12, 2018

        @goff they'll still suffer.. they just won't be able to squirm.

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        • goff January 12, 2018

          @big_daddy305 +

          Ok, mentally ... true. But you really can't enjoy that unless you stare deep into their eyes and even then ... not so much.

          But physically? That is where properly securing them in the most minimal way possible comes in.

          And a good way to start is at the core.

          Secure the balls and cox in such a way and they'll hesitate to blink.

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          • big_daddy305 January 14, 2018

            @goff Sever the spine and stare into his eyes as you slowly cut off his nose.

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    • ob1 January 12, 2018

      @letmefindout did himself no favours struggling and the t shirt stopped a few blows from being lethal.

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  • what now? whats next? January 12, 2018

    All just for a pair of flip flops.....

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    • GrimmWilder January 12, 2018

      @what now? whats next? ++

      HA!.....Flops!

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  • what now? whats next? January 12, 2018

    That was also the greatest first hit of all time did you hear that impact

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  • carlspackler January 12, 2018

    I think he had a moment where he thought only his ear was getting cut off.

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  • what now? whats next? January 12, 2018

    At least he died in his favorite pair of jeans... also his only ones..

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  • wookie January 12, 2018

    This comment has been deleted

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    • letmefindout January 12, 2018

      @wookie

      Always buy German steel, keeps the edge and always gets the job done.

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      • noboongoon January 12, 2018

        @letmefindout Is it almost as good as Valyrian steel? I've been reading Game of Thrones lately.

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  • cubbage January 12, 2018

    I think it was worse watching his ear get sliced off.

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    • goff January 12, 2018

      @cubbage +

      Well, then be sure not to watch Reservoir Dogs.

      By the way, I think you're on your own on that opinion ... just a guess.

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      • cubbage January 12, 2018

        @goff

        I watched it about 13 times.

        I guess I've seen enough heads getting cut off to not feel the sting in them anymore.

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        • goff January 12, 2018

          @cubbage

          13 ... lol

          Impressive.

          The sound of the ear slice was rather sickening, though.

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  • wookie January 12, 2018

    They need to start investing in the Middle Eastern made machetes, seems those made in China ones arn't up to par with the beheading regulations and procedures code book. Real safety hazard.

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    • bigsmokey86 January 12, 2018

      @wookie Damascus steel is legendary.

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      • sarge07 January 12, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 if made correctly Damascus is good, but traditional Japanese is still my favorite.

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  • goff January 12, 2018

    That was brutal, that was brutal ...

    That was a hard one to watch.

    Anyone know what that guy said or even the language?

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    • pewpewpowa January 12, 2018

      @goff I think he told the guy recording "your mother sucks cocks in he'll" , could be wrong tho

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      • goff January 12, 2018

        @pewpewpowa +

        Hi, I'm a sick person. Nice to meet you, fellow sick person.

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        • pewpewpowa January 13, 2018

          @goff- hey goff, I like the new avy better much better than the old ;D

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          • goff January 13, 2018

            @pewpewpowa +

            That there is my best friend, Zoe. She's sweet.

            Thanks ...

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            • istealcars January 14, 2018

              @goff Is that a Shih Tzu? She's adorable! I'm sorry she has to see all the muck and degeneracy of the people and posts on this site. :-(

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    • maxm60 January 12, 2018

      @goff At first it sounded like Tagallog, but the he switched the Throatcutalese.

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      • goff January 12, 2018

        @maxm60 +

        Hi, I'm a sick person. Nice to meet you, fellow sick person.

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  • airsporter January 12, 2018

    Well I should imagine the 'deterrence' value to be quite high on this one.

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  • stinkburger January 12, 2018

    Why would animal doctors have an issue with this?

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  • rodeye2 January 12, 2018

    Nuke 'em all.

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    • jono 's back January 12, 2018

      @rodeye2 Naaa nuke america first, that's the real cesspool

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  • jono 's back January 12, 2018

    Seen one - seen them all

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  • jono 's back January 12, 2018

    Tame, this site is full of pussies ... aka yanks.

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    • pewpewpowa January 12, 2018

      @jono 's back group hug* ;D

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    • maxm60 January 12, 2018

      @jono 's back Oy! Bugger off ya wanker!

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    • sarge07 January 12, 2018

      @jono 's back hey johngirl, how's your mum? She has a sweet ass

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  • curiousone January 12, 2018

    Be Nice.

    It was his first time with his new machete.

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  • chained cat January 12, 2018

    Kin hell, that blade is so fucking blunt that I could ride it around the block and it still wouldn't cut my arse

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  • pewpewpowa January 12, 2018

    Machete man took a pause and was like" fuck, I'm so going to hel l"

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  • bleedsvodka January 12, 2018

    Gawd damn...

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  • vivalamigra January 12, 2018

    Shithole country.

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    • maxm60 January 12, 2018

      @vivalamigra be careful! That type of language got Trump in trouble!

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      • vivalamigra January 12, 2018

        @maxm60 That kind of language got Trump elected who you kidding!

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        • maxm60 January 13, 2018

          @vivalamigra Elected/trouble not much difference.

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    • stevenkk January 12, 2018

      @vivalamigra the same place your lineage is coming from

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      • vivalamigra January 13, 2018

        @stevenkk Sorry Commie. America isn't on the shithole list.

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        • istealcars January 14, 2018

          @vivalamigra You're a Native American?

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          • vivalamigra January 15, 2018

            @istealcars Yes. I traced my roots back several generations and all of my ancestors are from Chicago, Are you an illegal with the stealing cars and stuff?

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    • thenarrator January 14, 2018

      @vivalamigra Pray it there is no reincarnation.

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  • 92savage January 12, 2018

    This is an instant classic Venzuela video.

    Its got all the stuff,

    From ear cutting to gibberish talk to throat smashing. 5*

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  • 92savage January 12, 2018

    They killed Donald Duck.

    Why they do that

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  • nybadguy January 12, 2018

    Wonder if they drug the soon to be headless man

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  • xxxmass January 12, 2018

    fckn Amateur isis wannabes.

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    • goff January 12, 2018

      @xxxmass +

      I know you, C.. If you don't mind, please email me at:

      2112@null.net.

      I have something to discuss with you. I know you from the site where Granny & Smurf hang. Please include your name that you use at that other site and the site's name that I'm referring to just so I know it's you. Thanks ahead of time.

      Late ...

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      • therockbalancer January 12, 2018

        @goff what the actual fuck dude?

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        • goff January 12, 2018

          @therockbalancer

          you look AND sound cute, olof.

          u wanna fuck, injun?!

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  • bratt spit January 12, 2018

    At this moment they are still trying to get his head of.

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  • maxm60 January 12, 2018

    should've cut with the backside of the blade. it was probably sharper.

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  • v4p3 January 12, 2018

    damn! was für eine quälerei

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  • madkraze January 12, 2018

    Weak ! Like soft porn lmfao been on this site since 2013 .there is better out THERE

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  • rightwinger January 12, 2018

    Damn! Makes me feel good for having more chins than a Chinese phone book! #Fatisbulletproof

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  • frank n. stein January 12, 2018

    Fucking AMATEURS!

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    • goff January 13, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      calm the fuck down, sexy.

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  • boney1 January 12, 2018

    I couldn't tell if he should of ducked or if he was just making duck noises

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  • zack sweeney January 12, 2018

    These guys really need better machetes, I've seen sharper spoons...

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  • acairman January 12, 2018

    This should happen to all illegals.

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    • vivalamigra January 12, 2018

      @acairman Somehow your avatar is next to my statement.

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  • salvador76 January 12, 2018

    Couldn't understand these savages... probably Brazilians

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    • vivalamigra January 12, 2018

      @salvador76 Savages? Next thing you will be calling their murderin' jungle a shithole!

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      • sarge07 January 13, 2018

        @vivalamigra HASSAN...........................................chop

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  • runningwithniggas January 12, 2018

    Gotta sharpen up that butter knife!

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  • aaaaaberg January 12, 2018

    Leatherneck.

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  • sarge07 January 12, 2018

    I think that scenarios like Jurassic Park where men played God and brought dinosaurs back to life would be a perfect place (I know it doesn't exist) for these animals to be rounded up and dumped on. We could equip them with body cams, and watch the show.

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  • bedpaneddie January 12, 2018

    Never piss off a group of retards with a machete

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    • maddog123 January 12, 2018

      What a day I had wow ! First thing I did today that was bad ass was I met this nice piece of ass big tits the whole package she came home with me and

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      • goff January 13, 2018

        @maddog123

        Oh shit, mad? Are you alright? Mad? Call 911

        CALL 911!!

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  • mutilatedxxx January 12, 2018

    It was easy to watch tbh

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  • rasriff January 12, 2018

    Sharpen that shit

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  • pdx2002 January 12, 2018

    Ok, seriously, what did this guy do to deserve this?

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  • kimbochrist January 12, 2018

    That kid could not even of been 16 and you assholes trying to make funny comments. That’s someone son. May God have mercy on his poor soul for he no one to comfort his last moments on this earth. And for thise pieces of shit, they’ll have a surprise when they take their last breath because if anyone researchers NDE’s about hell. Not only is it real and for eternity, it’s no party. Maybe people should look up Howard Storm NDE. Demons waiting to take you and torture you. Watch “23 minutes in hell” and you will see why that boy will have the last laugh. You poor cowardly fucks typing bullshit, trying to be funny. Maybe you should worry about where your headed.

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    • ouch January 13, 2018

      @kimbochrist Amen

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    • happyjack January 13, 2018

      @kimbochrist hell made a movie? How in the "hell" did they keep the cameras from melting?

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      • goff January 13, 2018

        @happyjack +

        They're made with the same material as the spacecrafts that went to the moon.

        But then dipped in Satan's 'special skeet' sauce.

        New York City?! Oh no, my friend ... not even close.

        "Satan laughing spreads his wings ... Oh, Lord yeah!!".

        — Black Sabbath

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    • goff January 13, 2018

      @kimbochrist

      Then why are you here? As a member even? To preach or to be a hypocrite? Or both?

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    • rockinron January 15, 2018

      @kimbochrist you must be our new resident bitch boy. hate to tell you this but you just volunteered to get neg'd to death for the rest of your stay here at crazyshit

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  • gandog56 January 13, 2018

    You're gonna need a sharper machete.

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  • blowback51 January 13, 2018

    Looks like the hispanic kid i met years ago,i traded him a moped for 32grams of mexican dirt weed.

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  • newwaves January 13, 2018

    That's more bat than machete

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  • mrmassey January 13, 2018

    Yeah start with the ears so he won't hear himself die...

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  • kikekicker January 13, 2018

    I had no problem watching this. Who would on this site?

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  • heinekentallcan January 13, 2018

    Brazil needs a leader like Duterte who will kill every last one of these savages. Liberals complain about secular dictators in shithole countries violating human rights but they don't realize that the only thing these animals understand is violence.

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  • fedupmonster January 13, 2018

    Poor bastard quacked like a duck at 0:47.

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  • seppukuattempt January 14, 2018

    WORLDSTAR!!

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    • rockinron January 15, 2018

      @seppukuattempt get it right or dont say it! its "wurl sta "

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  • lugzs January 14, 2018

    Almost sound like he say Aflac but didn’t see the duck oh well

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  • bdbrad1 January 14, 2018

    Why....you fuckers always use the dullest machete's of all time. The first knife was solid,the machete just fucked it up.

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  • sr. chipmunk the third January 14, 2018

    If you dont know how to do it dont do it

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  • spider-man January 15, 2018

    Our dull, shitty machetes are having no effect, Captain!

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  • ptsd33 January 17, 2018

    Im not liking death sounds. He probably fucked his neighbors favorite goat. Fuck them

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  • kaevman January 17, 2018

    so yea...I'm with Trump and the Shithole Countries comment

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  • myranda January 20, 2018

    What the fuck they cut not sharp machete?

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