Wise man say...Trying to walk on your intestines takes practice.
He's leaving a trail like a snail.
@letmefindout Riddle me this... "Is he half alive or half dead"????
@kore you just blew my mind!
@kore regardless, he'll be less of a man for it.
@kore either way hes half the man he used to be.
@secret squirrel He has intestinal fortitude
@underpants he's got more guts than some I know.
@sarge07 He had the guts to go thru with it, but he failed and should kill him self.
@secret squirrel Wait until you see what his legs are doing?
at least someone standing around should help him get on his feet.
@secret squirrel . . . he has the guts to do it.
@quantum this should be on HLN, would bring their ratings up they love shit like this
That's only half as funny as I thought it was going to be
Well, you didn't try hard enough, now did you?
As always on Crazy Shit, we will never know if it was a cock or a vagina.
Hundred and a half man.
He's half the man he used to be.
If you don't speak the local language, he said, "are me legs over there?" Then he made a vain attempt to find them elsewhere.
Desperately seeking flip flops.
@letmefindout looks like he flopped when he should’ve flipped.
' Careful'! - Damn near gave himself a fractured skull slipping about in those guts.
Pretty fuck up,..
Hobbling stump.. I see potential if he sat himself up right he could be in the special Olympics.
But then again, he will never be this tall again to ride the roller coaster.
I think hes trying to get away from that fat fuck in a skirt who keeps looking at him like dinner. Put on a bra dude, your titts are showing!
whoooooooa, half way there
Oh no, he will be late for TRAINING at the call center.....fuck im trying here guys.
Doesn't wear the pants in a relationship*
Dread came over him as he realized that his GPS coverage for his cock and balls had lapsed a week ago.
I think there are better ways to commit suicide.
Could someone please get him his legs.
He's too short for the good rides now!
If he makes it he'll never "run" for office or "kick it" with his friends.
Doesn't look too bad, keep trying to walk it off.
Hold poor bastard's hand and put his head in your lap.
Comfort him in the few minues of consciousness he has left.
He may deliver his last blow job.
Is this a poverty stricken country version of the walking dead?
No wonder he can't feel his toes..
That's how I want to go surrounded by a group of strangers taking pictures of me.
@happyjack yeah no shit, I would be telling them to fuck off and let me die in peace.
@ketamine<3 Pieces, for him it’s die in pieces.
@james511969 lol oh yeah my bad.
The guy is determined! If only I was half man he was.
"Shithole country" is such a stretch...
@vivalamigra You don't need to look any farther than South Chicago for a "shithole"
Well when at first you don't succeed, try again. If a surgical team gets to him quick enough he could live, not sure if he'd want to though.
@ketamine<3 Then he could try out for the Bollywood version of Two and a half men!
someone hand me my car keys
@bigblackhead If he had a car, he wouldn't have gotten fucked by the train.
Half coolie still works
When's the next train?
Damn Indians will try Anything to pay half price.
Stand up straight when I'm talking to you.
When it is the weekend there is an hour left before the post office closes and you just found a note on your door saying they tried to deliver your package and will try again Monday.
They told him the next train is due on track 2 in 10 minutes.
@curiousone QUICK ..ROLL TO THE OTHER TRACK!!!!
How many "not shithole " citizens would've tried to move around after an accident like this ? This only proves how tough is life out there in the real world
He left his better half behind
Do you even lift, bro?
I bet he's glad he got his 15 minutes of fame!
@kiwi cunt and 15 minutes to live.
He is half the man he was 2 hours ago
I wonder if he gets half-off at Denny's?
Hope is what dies last.
His mom said the Curry was ready
Positive: doesn't have to spend money on pants.
Cop said jail time, not rail time.
Kick him back on the tracks
He doesn't have a leg to stand on in court.
He’s fucked. I don’t think they have skateboards in India.
Lil half a dude trying to make a run for it
Quick, somebody give Apu a lift back to the Quikymart
Next time, finish your coffee.
Talk about getting taken down a notch, God damn!
Wow i really feel bad for that guy, never happened here before. Oh! wait... There's the guy getting the Pic at 0:00. All good, Carry on.
Sorry, compassion missfire. Wont happen again.
Humane thing would be to put him down.
.22 bullet behind the ear
Next time try vertically dude!
HOW MANY OF THESE MOFOS GET CUT IN HALF EVERY DAY???...WONDER IF HE KNOWS HE IS HALFED OR NOT???...FUNNY AS FUCK WHEN HE ROLLED DOWN THE HILL...
That’s half man half amazing.
Reminds me of the time they found E.T. I'm the forest...
His lawsuit against the railway doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Why does everyone always fuck suicide up and end up on crazyshit I think it’s on purpose at this point