Not even a real machete. Fuckin poser, I was excited to watch this sexy twat like cut her pussy open. Its fuckin plastic. Thats like wearing slayer, and not knowing what album "seasons in the abyss" was on.
Two problems. One its not a real machete. Two if it was MASTERBATING with a machete she wouldve stuck the handle up her pussy and fucked herself with it.
When they say "don't stick your dick in crazy" she's the poster child.
@felterupgood but...but...she is kind of cute.
@maxm60
You didn't notice the "crazy eyes?"
Kinda has that 1000 yard stare
@felterupgood
Girl, that's not a knife. Bend over and let me show you a knife!
@felterupgood
dude is that June Lapine from shoeonhead on youtube?
@redmeadowlegion damn sure looks like her.... Oooooweeeee
@redmeadowlegion it’s KC Jones from teenage mutant ninja turtles.
@felterupgood stick your pocket knife in her then?
I'd stab that pussy with my pork sword.
@nybadguy C'mon! We all know you have a Vienna piglet knife.
Masturbation with fingers not a machete.
Wait till she sees my Swiss Army knife with the thingy for getting stones out of horses hooves!
I'm betting she didn't shave her pussy with that knife.
Those shoes must have come from the Salvation Army store.
Her titties seemed a little flat ?
Jodi Arias impersonation
@serpentinewise thank God they locked up that batshit crazy woman, butchered her boyfriend then went out "partying"
I'll Jason her Voorhees any day...
That ain't the kind of cold steel I would lay on her.
Has a Brazilian feel to it
@pewpewpowa even more so if she was on the rag and bleeding all over
@maxm60 and wore flip flops of course xD
I'll bet she doesn't do the Freddy Kruger and finger fuck herself with the knife hand.
Yeah. That is plastic.
She’s definitely not from Brazil..they masturbate with machetes differently
She needs to volunteer her "care" services to 'Merican cerebral palsy victims and start a movement.
Would have more impressed if this wasn't a plastic machete...
$8 at walmart. The after holiday sale for halloween crap not the dumb whore. She costs about $3 in chaturbate tokens.
She could have at least got that machete all glazy!
So that's how she got that machete wound between her legs.
Whoreoween
@ouch LOL +5
@sarge07 ;)
Someone's missed their meds....
Try with a real, MACHETE next time!
Guess that isn’t a hatchet wound anymore?
Fake News! She used her fingers!
She's a cutey
Pork sword put it in her I would
:D
Next she’ll get the hatchet out
I'm surprised that fake ads machete didn't turn her pussy green
...would make a better video if she was sucking my burnt wiener!
Come on put the handle in there...
Besides that machete being fake as Nikki Minaj's ass, I do like my sushi cut up
Wait was that Chico Resch ?
Does somebody have a link to the full video or know her name? I have the weirdest boner right now.
That's how all MS 13 members masturbate
If I smash, will she slash ☹️ still worth tho
Nice plastic beaver cleaver.
yawn
I usually am in a dont give a fuck mood when i shitcrazy but id fucks with most yall.cheers motherfuckers #stopthehate
God I would like to suck a fart out of her ass....like a damn bong rip....
sharp machete or no balls
@zvs I think sharp machete = no balls
I’ve been on crazy shit to long I expected her to cut her pussy and shit
Daniella Monet
Let's see her do that with a real machete NOT a plastic one.
The 6 people that didn't like this are cuz they expected her to shove a real machete in her vagina ....
@thedevil exactly im disappointed tbh
Not even a real machete. Fuckin poser, I was excited to watch this sexy twat like cut her pussy open. Its fuckin plastic. Thats like wearing slayer, and not knowing what album "seasons in the abyss" was on.
The machete is as dull as the video
Leave the mask on please
Two problems. One its not a real machete. Two if it was MASTERBATING with a machete she wouldve stuck the handle up her pussy and fucked herself with it.
Ameteur.
Was it wrong of me to assume she'd actually fuck it?
Oh my, ......, thank goodness it's a fake machette
My dick