GORE CLASSICS: THE FAILED DYNAMITE THROW

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  •   what now? whats next? January 19, 2018

    Same feeling as sending a risky text and watching that person type the reply

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    • letmefindout January 19, 2018

      @what now? whats next?

      Personal experience?

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    • mrthorwald January 19, 2018

      @what now? whats next? Agreed. Like send out that first Dick-pic into the ether... dear Lord, the trauma.

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  • drewstl January 19, 2018

    Got to be FAST, Bruh!

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    • letmefindout January 19, 2018

      @drewstl

      Nubs goes fishing.

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    • redmeadowlegion January 19, 2018

      @drewstl

      Are you ready.....ready......................................He wasn't ready.

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  • dick steel January 19, 2018

    That scream tho.

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    •   nybadguy January 19, 2018

      @dick steel yeah. Sounded louder then that block busted going off. +1

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  • rodeye2 January 19, 2018

    Look on the bright side of it your sister always wanted to be pegged.

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  • ugandanwarrior January 19, 2018

    Hope he doesn't jerk it with his left hand, cuz I don't think it can handle anymore explosions... or hold things...

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  • airsporter January 19, 2018

    All the little fishes are laughing their bollocks off.

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    • fedupmonster January 19, 2018

      @airsporter And eating tiny bits of tenderized dumbass hand flesh.

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    • crockful January 21, 2018

      @airsporter Pollocks have bollocks?

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  • letmefindout January 19, 2018

    Let's give him a hand for that performance.

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  •   stenchfart January 19, 2018

    guys with hook hands always have neat stories

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    • goff January 19, 2018

      @stenchfart

      Yeah, neat stories often come from people missing things.

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      • fedupmonster January 19, 2018

        @goff Like brain matter or IQ points? Or maybe just limbs?

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        • goff January 19, 2018

          @fedupmonster

          Yeah, like missing your kid sister, two whole bank acounts, a whole room's furnishings from the house.

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  •   ketamine<3 January 19, 2018

    Not the kind of explosion you want in your hand if you know what I mean..

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  • cubbage January 19, 2018

    Looks like most of his hand still there, so maybe he was just finger-banged.

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  •   oldrooster January 19, 2018

    well if they hadnt dropped ny then im sure that did the trick.

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  •   ouch January 19, 2018

    DERP!

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    •   sarge07 January 19, 2018

      @ouch eleventybillion % in agreement

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  • wookie January 19, 2018

    i hope he is left handed...

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    • lafind January 19, 2018

      @wookie He is now!

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  • curiousone January 19, 2018

    Yeah, dynamite fuses are timed by feet of fuse per second.

    Darwin Award entry?

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  •   luvthick January 19, 2018

    "That's no good for a career wanker!"

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  • lafind January 19, 2018

    Bet he's not so handy with the explosives anymore.

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  • hiwudjablome January 19, 2018

    Theres some old fucker in that house watching.

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    • goff January 19, 2018

      @hiwudjablome

      Yeah, Morgan Freeman narrating what had just transpired:

      Pulling the pin, Bobby realized it was too late. The grenade exploded, almost blowing his hand completely apart.

      Bobby at that moment became a man.

      From that moment on he was known as Robert ...

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  • felterupgood January 19, 2018

    Where did he get dynamite? In this day of terrorism it's hard to buy sparklers

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    • chained cat January 19, 2018

      @felterupgood That's exactly what I was thinking

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    •   sarge07 January 19, 2018

      @felterupgood you can actually buy dynamite in Arizona (it does take a fuckload of paperwork), however you can't sell anything you have left, you can only give it away. Retarded

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      • felterupgood January 19, 2018

        @sarge07

        Now that I learned about fuses and how they can have a short attention span..... I won't be ordering any

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        •   sarge07 January 19, 2018

          @felterupgood blasting caps my man, blasting caps

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    • darwin January 19, 2018

      It was a perchlorate banger from Poland or Czechia.

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  • vivalamigra January 19, 2018

    I always cut the fuse short when doing something asinine with dynamite.

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  • cazaly January 19, 2018

    Squeal like a piggy.....

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  • chained cat January 19, 2018

    I scream like that the day after eating vindaloo

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    •   sarge07 January 19, 2018

      @chained cat pardon my ignorance, but what's "vindaloo"?

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      • airsporter January 19, 2018

        @sarge07 A notoriously hot spicy curry which combined with imbibation (I just made that bit up) of fizzy lager results in Japanese Flag arsehole next day.

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        •   sarge07 January 19, 2018

          @airsporter I see, I can't stand curry, tastes' nasty to me. Thanks

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    • gandog56 January 19, 2018

      @chained cat

      I scream like that when I SHIT that vindaloo.

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  • houndog35 January 19, 2018

    https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0IxYWDltdHEqujnO/giphy.gif

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    • darwin January 19, 2018

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFlN4DrTero

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      • fedupmonster January 19, 2018

        @darwin Who need the sense of hearing or vital organs anyway?

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    • fedupmonster January 19, 2018

      @houndog35 Mip Mip!

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  • zack sweeney January 19, 2018

    "Hi lefty "

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  •   sarge07 January 19, 2018

    Well, I guess that his friends and family will call him "stumpy" from now on.

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  • fedupmonster January 19, 2018

    That dumbass teenage voice break agony scream, though.

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  • fedupmonster January 19, 2018

    Teenagers are so fucking stupid, it astonishes me how any of them (including dumbass teenage me) actually manages to reach adulthood.

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  • renbo956 January 19, 2018

    No More Hands On Jobs For You

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  • 2lolo January 19, 2018

    He Scream Just Like He First Anal.!!!!

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  • dog66 January 19, 2018

    He still has one more try to get it right

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    • fedupmonster January 19, 2018

      @dog66 Make that 2, he can try with his mouth too if he learns to spit very very fast.

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      •   wombatbytes January 20, 2018

        @fedupmonster : Three if he sticks it up his arse and tries to fart it away.

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        • fedupmonster January 21, 2018

          @wombatbytes Couple of problems, though. If he tries with the mouth first and misses, he'll never be able to try with the ass and if he tries with the ass first and succeeds, he'll probably never want to try with the mouth. So, probably still just 2 tries left.

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  • rileydevil January 19, 2018

    Dumb fuck

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  •   picklehiesner January 19, 2018

    This little piggy got blowed the fuck up

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    • fedupmonster January 19, 2018

      @picklehiesner And this little piggy reached the other bank

      and this little piggy is in pieces at the bottom of the river

      and this little piggy... I have no clue but I never liked him anyway.

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    •   sarge07 January 19, 2018

      @picklehiesner I thought that was the piggy that went wee wee wee

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  •   truckingman January 19, 2018

    "BOOOM BITCH

    GET OUT OF THE

    WAY MAN

    GET OUT OF THE

    WAY!!!"

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  • bleedsvodka January 19, 2018

    BOOM goes the dynamite! Sounded like he blew his dick off.

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    •   sarge07 January 19, 2018

      @bleedsvodka Cleveland? Is that you?

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      •   wombatbytes January 20, 2018

        @sarge07 : 'Shut the door man. You're letting all the stank out.'

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  • bedpaneddie January 19, 2018

    Them fishies will be eating good tonight

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  • rasriff January 19, 2018

    Hahaha you fuckin retard

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  • gandog56 January 19, 2018

    Failed? It looked like he had a BLAST!

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  • i love watching weird videos January 20, 2018

    "sorry I lagged, my ping is too high"

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  • fat clemenza January 20, 2018

    LMAO dumbfuck

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  • insidia January 20, 2018

    Ha ha the dumb fucking cunt

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  • crockful January 21, 2018

    Love the symbolism. House in the back is like :-o :-o :-o

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  • zvs January 21, 2018

    dynamite sticks aren't toys, kids

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  • blowback51 January 22, 2018

    Run now my son,take this new knowledge you posess and dont touch shit you know nothing about little fucking universal heatlthcare pixie of dipshittery.

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  • xxxmass January 22, 2018

    1..,.., 2..........., Bah, BYE.!!, Ahhhhh

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  • schizhoe January 22, 2018

    There goes his fapping hand....poor guy.

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  • a+ January 23, 2018

    same when your beating your dick and hand cramps up

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  • frank n. stein January 27, 2018

    B I T C H

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