Same feeling as sending a risky text and watching that person type the reply
@what now? whats next?
@letmefindout Very. Personal. Experience.
@what now? whats next? Agreed. Like send out that first Dick-pic into the ether... dear Lord, the trauma.
Got to be FAST, Bruh!
Nubs goes fishing.
Are you ready.....ready......................................He wasn't ready.
That scream tho.
@dick steel yeah. Sounded louder then that block busted going off. +1
Look on the bright side of it your sister always wanted to be pegged.
Hope he doesn't jerk it with his left hand, cuz I don't think it can handle anymore explosions... or hold things...
All the little fishes are laughing their bollocks off.
@airsporter And eating tiny bits of tenderized dumbass hand flesh.
@airsporter Pollocks have bollocks?
Let's give him a hand for that performance.
guys with hook hands always have neat stories
Yeah, neat stories often come from people missing things.
@goff Like brain matter or IQ points? Or maybe just limbs?
Yeah, like missing your kid sister, two whole bank acounts, a whole room's furnishings from the house.
Not the kind of explosion you want in your hand if you know what I mean..
Looks like most of his hand still there, so maybe he was just finger-banged.
well if they hadnt dropped ny then im sure that did the trick.
@ouch eleventybillion % in agreement
i hope he is left handed...
@wookie He is now!
Yeah, dynamite fuses are timed by feet of fuse per second.
Darwin Award entry?
"That's no good for a career wanker!"
@luvthick LOL +5
Bet he's not so handy with the explosives anymore.
Theres some old fucker in that house watching.
Yeah, Morgan Freeman narrating what had just transpired:
Pulling the pin, Bobby realized it was too late. The grenade exploded, almost blowing his hand completely apart.
Bobby at that moment became a man.
From that moment on he was known as Robert ...
@goff ... "fingers" Smith.
Where did he get dynamite? In this day of terrorism it's hard to buy sparklers
@felterupgood That's exactly what I was thinking
@felterupgood you can actually buy dynamite in Arizona (it does take a fuckload of paperwork), however you can't sell anything you have left, you can only give it away. Retarded
Now that I learned about fuses and how they can have a short attention span..... I won't be ordering any
@felterupgood blasting caps my man, blasting caps
It was a perchlorate banger from Poland or Czechia.
I always cut the fuse short when doing something asinine with dynamite.
Squeal like a piggy.....
I scream like that the day after eating vindaloo
@chained cat pardon my ignorance, but what's "vindaloo"?
@sarge07 A notoriously hot spicy curry which combined with imbibation (I just made that bit up) of fizzy lager results in Japanese Flag arsehole next day.
@airsporter I see, I can't stand curry, tastes' nasty to me. Thanks
I scream like that when I SHIT that vindaloo.
@darwin Who need the sense of hearing or vital organs anyway?
@houndog35 Mip Mip!
"Hi lefty "
Well, I guess that his friends and family will call him "stumpy" from now on.
That dumbass teenage voice break agony scream, though.
Teenagers are so fucking stupid, it astonishes me how any of them (including dumbass teenage me) actually manages to reach adulthood.
No More Hands On Jobs For You
He Scream Just Like He First Anal.!!!!
He still has one more try to get it right
@dog66 Make that 2, he can try with his mouth too if he learns to spit very very fast.
@fedupmonster : Three if he sticks it up his arse and tries to fart it away.
@wombatbytes Couple of problems, though. If he tries with the mouth first and misses, he'll never be able to try with the ass and if he tries with the ass first and succeeds, he'll probably never want to try with the mouth. So, probably still just 2 tries left.
This little piggy got blowed the fuck up
@picklehiesner And this little piggy reached the other bank
and this little piggy is in pieces at the bottom of the river
and this little piggy... I have no clue but I never liked him anyway.
@picklehiesner I thought that was the piggy that went wee wee wee
GET OUT OF THE
BOOM goes the dynamite! Sounded like he blew his dick off.
@bleedsvodka Cleveland? Is that you?
@sarge07 : 'Shut the door man. You're letting all the stank out.'
Them fishies will be eating good tonight
Hahaha you fuckin retard
Failed? It looked like he had a BLAST!
"sorry I lagged, my ping is too high"
Ha ha the dumb fucking cunt
Love the symbolism. House in the back is like :-o :-o :-o
dynamite sticks aren't toys, kids
Run now my son,take this new knowledge you posess and dont touch shit you know nothing about little fucking universal heatlthcare pixie of dipshittery.
1..,.., 2..........., Bah, BYE.!!, Ahhhhh
There goes his fapping hand....poor guy.
same when your beating your dick and hand cramps up
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