HOW TO MAKE YOUR ANUS FAMOUS

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  • lgr94 January 20, 2018

    Famous Anus? Thought I was gonna see a chocolate chip dookie.

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    • letmefindout January 20, 2018

      @lgr94

      Of course the anus is famous, don't you recognize Rosebud.

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      • james511969 January 20, 2018

        @letmefindout that went over a lot of the millennials heads.

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        •   sarge07 January 20, 2018

          @james511969 aint that the truth, the literary classics to millennials is "Where's Waldo"

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          • letmefindout January 20, 2018

            @sarge07 & james511969

            This is an indicator, as you both so pointed out, of who and where the educated cool kids hang out.

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    • redmeadowlegion January 20, 2018

      @lgr94

      I didn't think "shitting your guts out" was a literal term.

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  •   what now? whats next? January 20, 2018

    More like the three step guides to getting hemorrhoids or hernias

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    • redmeadowlegion January 20, 2018

      @what now? whats next?

      why does it smell like ass in here?

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  • mehofjack January 20, 2018

    Genius genius genius!!!

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    •   GrimmWilder January 20, 2018

      @mehofjack

      I beg your pardon,

      I didn't ask for ROSE garden.,.,

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  • letmefindout January 20, 2018

    Hemorrhoid or prolapse. Either way give it a breath mint.

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  • rodeye2 January 20, 2018

    The purple rose of Texas.

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    • letmefindout January 20, 2018

      @rodeye2

      When she farts it's a whisper in the wind.

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      • skullfuck3r January 20, 2018

        @letmefindout When she farts she shits herself

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  • chained cat January 20, 2018

    Her other job is a diaper tester for Pampers

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  • cubbage January 20, 2018

    Her thong wearing days are over!

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    • airsporter January 20, 2018

      @cubbage Ha +

      That could take in more washing than a Chinese laundry.

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  • ketamine<3 January 20, 2018

    A bit of rose buds just in time for Valentine's Day! Why thank you CS.

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    •   sarge07 January 20, 2018

      @ketamine<3 all it needed was Orson Wells whispering in the background

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  • kikekicker January 20, 2018

    Look up hotkinkyjo if you want to see the asshole off a god.

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    •   sarge07 January 20, 2018

      @kikekicker that's not the end of God, I want to see

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    •   wombatbytes January 20, 2018

      @kikekicker : or DirtyGardenGirl, especially the one where she puts a lit cigarette in her rosebud and accidently sucks it back in, burning her ringpiece.

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  •   ouch January 20, 2018

    Pft...Amateur

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  •   fistermister January 20, 2018

    .....And what? Am I supposed to not want to fuck her? I think not bro..... I'd even kiss her!

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  •   freddykrueger January 20, 2018

    ...that's not sexy!

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    • lafind January 22, 2018

      @freddykrueger yeah, I was digging on it until it turned inside out.

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  • bobadfett January 20, 2018

    If Gene Simmons and this chick paired up with his tongue and her asshole it would be a perfect fit

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  • fedupmonster January 20, 2018

    Her bowel movements must be a breeze.

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  •   luvthick January 20, 2018

    I'm buying stock in the company that makes depends. With all these crazy sluts blowing out their assholes, I'm going to make a small fortune.

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    •   sarge07 January 20, 2018

      @luvthick sounds like a sound investment

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    •   acairman January 20, 2018

      @luvthick You mispelled "Eat Good"

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      •   luvthick January 20, 2018

        @acairman

        Are you the one going around negging comments??? Try being creative once in awhile, you might actually appreciate the new found freedom from hate.

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  • goff January 20, 2018

    That was an ugly turtle head poppin' out.

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  • hiwudjablome January 20, 2018

    know what this girl tastes like,,,,Depends

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  • james511969 January 20, 2018

    On the plus’s side.

    Doctors don’t have to do much to give her a Prostate exam

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    •   luvthick January 20, 2018

      @james511969

      LMAO @ Prostate.

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      • james511969 January 20, 2018

        @luvthick yeah prostate! You know it was once a guy for it to be that looose!

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  • ithinkimdumb January 20, 2018

    Rosebud....

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  •   luvthick January 20, 2018

    She must be a favorite with the TSA.

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  • spider-man January 20, 2018

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  • felterupgood January 20, 2018

    I never knew what my cock saw

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    • james511969 January 20, 2018

      @felterupgood really? You like to fuck ladyboy asses???

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      • felterupgood January 21, 2018

        @james511969

        I don't know. I never tried it.

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  •   sarge07 January 20, 2018

    Peek A Boo

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  •   acairman January 20, 2018

    @ouch made his famous with trannies.

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    •   ouch January 20, 2018

      @acairman your secret is safe with me

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  • airsporter January 20, 2018

    Trust me that will come back to haunt her.....It haunts me already!

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  • magnumanus January 20, 2018

    Fak it! I'd climb dick mountain mouth first just to tap that arse.

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  • maxm60 January 20, 2018

    Looked like one of those egg things from 'Alien'! I expected some face-hugger to come jumping out!

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  • renbo956 January 20, 2018

    Inside Out

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  •   picklehiesner January 20, 2018

    Put that back and stop it ya silly bitch

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  • pmaze January 20, 2018

    n00t motherfucking n00t

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  •   nybadguy January 20, 2018

    I'm an ass man but God damn

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  • ugandanwarrior January 21, 2018

    Awwwww, it's shy...

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  • pewpewpowa January 21, 2018

    Aflac

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  • mrthorwald January 21, 2018

    A Rose by any other name would still be a prolapsed Anus.

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  • bigblackhead January 21, 2018

    she needs to have that skin tag removed ..it ruined it for me...damn it !

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  • kehnee62 January 21, 2018

    expected a hand to pop out '' hi i'm Jake from State Farm "

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  •   wallawilly January 21, 2018

    Can someone pass me the Grey Poupon?

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  •   redpig January 21, 2018

    I'd still shag it

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  • screamingbmx January 22, 2018

    Anytime i see shit like that in the thumbnail of a porno i just get an instant softie. Imagine fuckin a girl and her asshole turns inside out, no thank you

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  • ironduke January 22, 2018

    Aliens 4, Ripleys Corn Hole.

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  • frank n. stein January 26, 2018

    WHORE

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  • bobbysub February 6, 2018

    Super

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