Green was not her lucky colour.
@airsporter how could he laugh at his finger being cut off ... my puasy wants to cry
I always wondered why it's called 'Two Fingers' tequila.,,.,.
Being good at math is definitely a must when measuring out a bungee cord.
That was his favorite butt finger
How the fuck is that last guy gonna count to ten any more?
@kiwi cunt he couldn’t anyway..
@kiwi cunt hopefully he has all his toes..
Civilians and spectators never seem to have the right of way.
So she saw all those little cars but couldn't see a huge lime green bus!
Pay per view material.
Oh Asia, You make me buckle my seat belt everyday.
@luvthick Fuck a seatbelt, will never catch me there, even on a free/all paid vacation.
@luvthick Seriously, why is it so hard to do the simple act of looking both ways left and right before crossing a street?
@bigsmokey86 well. When your eyes are half shut it's kind of hard to see at all.
That's why nobody ever asked over there "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Because even the damn chickens over there know better than to try that shit over there.
The bus didn't seem to give two shits about hitting this stupid broad so what's a couple tires over her head ... vroom!
The guy chopping those fingers off said, "stage right". Why? ... WHy?! ... WHY?!!
@goff I doubt he said stage right, most likely not even English.
I dunno ... hmmm. Ok, rage right, then?
@goff I have no clue, I just don't know that cutting off fingers is an American thing lol you could be right.
"Worse day than me"? Lucky bastards. I've been trying to get myself killed for years now.
Don't do it.
I duno 5 minutes into a meeting with my boss I usually think of jumping in front of a bus.
The first guy was doing good until the very last second of his life.
The guy at the end won't be able to give anyone the shocker anymore.
Chinese people dead so far on CRAZYSHIT for the year. 46!
The thief at the end was cool, at least he still has his nose picking finger
I hope the guy in the first one went to the discount bungee jumping place.
Damn it bob I told you that wasn't the right length for the bungee. now the press is going to have a fucking field day.
At least the first guy died happy?
@momma_mercy He was doing the math on the way down....oh shit--- Splat!
You can die when the world MF" HATES YOU!!!
The 'Evil Bus' shared its' meal will the lime green "PUNCH BUGGIE......"
Sucks to be them
They should have wet that sponge the guy dived into.
This comment has been making my nuts itch