Yeah, it's always a good idea to approach a crocodile, with your hand, from the front.
@fedupmonster thank Jeebus it was in North Korea
@fedupmonster looked more like a caiman. and they're fucking mean!
@maxm60 You might be right, the snout seems quite caiman like but it is hard to be sure because of the video quality. It's a crocodilian, that's for sure.
@fedupmonster yeah but the grass looked real nice that's way more interesting than someone getting their hand eaten off right
@maxm60 yeah a crocs jaw is more rounded and their skin is usually a bit darker.
@fedupmonster Where's Steve Erwin when you need him?
@baddogonline Dead. What? Too soon?
After watching this I realize that even though its Monday, everyone was rude to me, my boss was an anal bitch to me, and a dog pissed on my leg I had a GREAT fucking day!
@sealex 4 more work days to go!
@maxm60 Tell me about it. Everyday is like a week at work.
I know many have had bosses that suck but I seem to attract these assholes. Funny how in the interview they be all nice and "great to have you on the team" then by the end of the first month it all goes to shit.
@sealex sorry about your boss bro, worked for a man hating lesbian for over 5 years , But that was my fault for staying xD
@sealex dog piss fetish by chance?
No just an asshole dog. I love dogs and have 3 of my own so I did not retaliate but I wanted to kick its ass bad. Still held back.
@sealex Wow I'd hate to have one of your bad days!
Seems to be some "speed bumps" in the road...
Those cars had some precision fucking aiming. They can hit a person but they can't stay on the road worth a shit
@momma_mercy plucked that one guy from next to the wheelchair with no prob.
@maxm60 that was some calculated fuckery
@momma_mercy Picked that guy right off and missed the wheelchair.
now someone is going to have to push both of them.
LOL fucking pussy with the gator LMMFAO
Stop screaming you LITTLE BITCH. Drop the cunt to the ground, Cover its fucking eyes and stick ya finger in up its ass
It will either let go or ask you out for a date
Fuck me dead that's like Aussie lesson 1 in Kindergarten!
@ouch is that how people ask you out ouch?
@maxm60 And biting them is how I accept
@ouch If that's what you have to do to get a date with you I am certainly unavailable. Well this week at least.
@rouge_et_blanc But you failed to mention next week!
@rouge_et_blanc Call me next week...
@ouch best fucking comment. You are wise sir
See? This is why I don't help handicapped people
Can I help you with your wheelchair?
CAN I HELP YOU WITH YOUR DEATH!!!
@goff why scoi tenly
@blackenedamerica Whuupp whup whupwhupwhupwhup!!!!!!!!!!
It was the high visibility vest the did him in.
That cripple is gonna need a new care giver.
As soon as you see a scooter in one of these fucking videos, you just know death is not far off.
At least it wasn't an aligator, he would have never got his hand back.
That first clip shows how disabled people are made! Who knew?
@mrthorwald Guy in the wheelchair was probably telling the other guy "...and i was standing right where you are when this car came out of nowhere....."
@maxm60 exactly +1
He screaming like a girl... :D xD
Slap the hysterical bitch, what did she think the croc was gonna do, put on a top hat, grab a cane and tap dance?
@arg They do that ya know? During a full moon.
That's what happens to white bitches when they go mexico
The last dude screaming like a little bich just irritated the camen even more!! Good going snatch wipe!!
Croc man sounded like a hyena feeding, lmao
@kore But don't worry! He's a professional and knows what he's doing!
And the Moral is: Dont try to fix your TV aeriel when its been snowing.
The precision to not hit that cripple though....
White people always fucking with animals.
@nybadguy Black folk have a couple of thousand years of 'Don't fuck with the animals' in their blood.
he was crying like a nigg...oops black fag
The guy in the wheelchair, " fuck! Whos gonna push me around now)?
That last one, yeah just reach down and grab him without trying to put a rope around its mouth. Real fucking bright dude. Think you deserved to get bit and learn that lesson.
wheelchair for two please.
if they just wear helmets and goggles they would have all been fine.
MF" NEVER FUCK WITH ANY MF" CROCODILIANS(unlees you are a trained professionally in animal resue officer with a specialty in handling crocodilians.
1st vid - both will be in a wheelchair now! TWINSIES!
Not bad... +1
Green seems to be the target these days
That scream at the end lol, stupid fucking cunts. Should stick their micro dicks in it's mouth next time whilst shoving tide pods up their asses
See ya later alligator !!!!!
Got dam wheel chair dude has somebody looking out for him.
Need to toss the camera man in the last one to the croc
Never help people in a wheelchair they are bad luck.
Human , the other white meat.
The dude at 0:30 just swept that area.
@ouch makes that same sound when his nigger tranny bottoms out in his ass.
...I liked this edit!
Instant Death - Made in China.
That black dude hollered like a woman! Bash it against the cement wall!