7 PEOPLE THAT SHOULD NEVER GET INTO A FIGHT AGAIN

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  • momma_mercy January 23, 2018

    If a bitch fights like a man, she's gonna get knocked out like a man. That's why I'm not a feminist

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    • letmefindout January 23, 2018

      @momma_mercy

      Spoken like true arm candy.

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    • blackenedamerica January 23, 2018

      @momma_mercy Then what if a man fights like a bitch?

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      • lafind January 23, 2018

        @blackenedamerica Then he should make us all a sammach like a bitch!

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        • redmeadowlegion January 23, 2018

          @lafind Did that little redhead girl in the bathroom forget to blow that dude? blue balls make fuckers angry

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      • kore January 23, 2018

        @blackenedamerica Then he is just that, a BITCH... Simple as that.

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    • mehofjack January 23, 2018

      @momma_mercmy my mommas gonna knock you out

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      • momma_mercy January 23, 2018

        @mehofjack the five finger death punch version of that song is much better than the j cole

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    • baddogonline January 23, 2018

      @momma_mercy Maybe, Trump will deport all these worthless blacks.

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    • frank n. stein January 25, 2018

      @momma_mercy I agree, but I didn't see any bitches get punched by a man. What drugs are you on?

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  • sealex January 23, 2018

    Well you stupid gorrila! Now you'll have to tell her again when she's awake cuz she didn't hear shit while knocked out!

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  • fedupmonster January 23, 2018

    Red pants should get into board games or something because being a teenage male is really not his thang.

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  • ouch January 23, 2018

    LOL @ the guy that kept brushing his teeth HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    • ketamine<3 January 23, 2018

      @ouch lol, he's like can you do that over there please?

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  • ugandanwarrior January 23, 2018

    That "stay tf away from my baby's father" chick looks scary af

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    • acairman January 24, 2018

      @ugandanwarrior Like that sheboon has any idea who the father of her chimps are.

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  • goff January 23, 2018

    If you're punching a dude and he's standing there with his hands down just taking it and he's not going down, then I suggest you just stop punching him and run away because there's some fucking scary shit that is about to take place ... to you.

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    • maxm60 January 23, 2018

      @goff that's sound advice my friend, yes indeed.

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      • goff January 24, 2018

        @maxm60

        You can sense "'tard" strength about to erupt, ya know? Fuck 'tard strength ... stay away from that shit.

        I was forced to fight a tard; a big, bully tard. All because of a friend of mine. I would have to say that he roughed me up the most of all the fights I've been in. He damn near broke my back. They don't know when to stop. An almost 6 foot 2, thick, raging tard.

        My friend (yeah, same one) finally pulled up in the car and I barely escaped.

        The tard was literally roaring to the sky while I was laying on the ground. That was my moment to escape. My friend arrived just in time and I scurried to my feet and clawed the door open and crawled in. The last thing I faintly heard as we bailed was the tard giving a high pitched Scooby Doo "Huh?!" and we were gone.

        Yeah, be kind to tards for more than one reason.

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    • letmefindout January 23, 2018

      @goff

      Block, feint, duck and run are the operative skills that seem to be lacking in this vid.

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      • goff January 24, 2018

        @letmefindout

        Bruce Lee was never above giving a nice shot to the crotch. Go for the soft spots when it's necessary:

        eyes, throat, temple w/a knuckle, base of palm above the upper lip, base of the skull, pits, groin, achilles, toes, fingers.

        In desperate moments, thrusting through the chest & tearing out their still beating heart and feasting on it before they lose consciousness is always a winner with the elderly & tourists.

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    • kore January 23, 2018

      @goff Or stop and apologize and give him a hug, tell'em you were 'just kidding'.... lmao

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      • goff January 24, 2018

        @kore

        And then run because it's still too late, because you're Bugs Bunny and he's Elmer Fudd and the chase is on!

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    • bigsmokey86 January 23, 2018

      @goff Well......maybe it was part of a strategy?

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      • goff January 24, 2018

        @bigsmokey86

        Yeah, to scare the shit out of EVERYBODY ... including viewers like us. lol

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  • psychomantis January 23, 2018

    Pow, Right in the kisser

    Pow, Right in the kisser

    Pow, Right in the kisser

    Pow, Right in the kisser

    Pow, Right in the kisser

    Pow, Right in the kisser

    Pow, Right in the kisser

    Pow, Right in the kisser

    ehehehehehehehehehe

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    • wombatbytes January 23, 2018

      @psychomantis : One of these days Alice.

      One of these days...

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    • frank n. stein January 25, 2018

      @psychomantis Oh, Peter. 8^D

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  • maxm60 January 23, 2018

    Looks like the spice girls were pissed at someone driving a white car.

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    • letmefindout January 23, 2018

      @maxm60

      Yet he failed to utilize the reverse gear on that transmission.

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  • mrmassey January 23, 2018

    That Martin kid was my favorite...

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  • rodeye2 January 23, 2018

    She knew she was going to be on Crazyshit so she didn't want to say the baby daddy was ouch.

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  • letmefindout January 23, 2018

    Once again, social commentary on interactions with the lowest common denominator.

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  • drewstl January 23, 2018

    #6 was RAW,7 was wrong lolz

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  • airsporter January 23, 2018

    Good to see The Chronics from One Flew over The Cuckoos Nest participating in expressive group activities.

    N. Ratched.

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  • hitman777 January 23, 2018

    95% of that was over pussy...... and I’m lowballing

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    • blowback51 January 23, 2018

      @hitman777 or lack there of

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  • pewpewpowa January 23, 2018

    But, what if he was the baby's father for the girl getting beat up too?

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    • frank n. stein January 25, 2018

      Sometimes women go after the side bitch, but HE is who you should go after! If she KNOWS she's the side ho, then, SMASH her!

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  • nybadguy January 23, 2018

    Lol

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  • luvthick January 23, 2018

    Marcus in the black jacket reminded me of Eric Esch "Butterbean!"

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  • ketamine<3 January 23, 2018

    That first guy, fucking sweet kick! I wish I could do that.

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    • maxm60 January 23, 2018

      @ketamine<3 That would definitely take care of annoying salespeople!

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      • ketamine<3 January 24, 2018

        @maxm60 lol yes indeed!

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  • vivalamigra January 23, 2018

    The beaner getting his ass kicked was very entertaining!

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  • truckingman January 23, 2018

    "AHHHHHH!!!!" "'Assholes, ASSHOLES, I AM SUROUNDED BY MF" ASSHOLES!!!!!!'"

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    • maxm60 January 23, 2018

      @truckingman sounds like things could get shitty.

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  • jono 's back January 23, 2018

    That fat yank ape at the end

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  • blowback51 January 23, 2018

    How many times has she already "had" to tell cuntface?

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  • rileydevil January 23, 2018

    Stop kicking.

    You fucking pussies

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  • ironduke January 23, 2018

    Did #3 push Bozo the Clown? Im upset

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    • maxm60 January 23, 2018

      @ironduke I thought it might've been Wendy from Wendy's

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  • hiwudjablome January 24, 2018

    wow I thought only white people did the face stomp,,, its got to be true,,I read it here so its got to be true,, right,,,,,Hummmmm

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    • frank n. stein January 25, 2018

      Most of the head/face stomps I see are BLACK folks! What are YOU watching??

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  • freddykrueger January 25, 2018

    ...martin is my hero!

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  • fucktheusa January 25, 2018

    USA USA USA where you kick knocked out people in the face.. what a disgrace to human race

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    • frank n. stein January 25, 2018

      CHECK OUT SOME BRITISH FIGHT VIDEOS! All they do is kick & stomp!!

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  • frank n. stein January 25, 2018

    1: Just that easy. 2: At least TRY to fight back! 3: That's for that ugly hair cut & color! 4: How to make a prison bitch. 5: Why are they all so mad at that car?? 6: He took it for a little bit, then it's HIS turn! (Don't stop brushing your teeth, Jason) 7: She DESTROYED her man's side ho!!

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