IT'S AMAZING WHAT PEOPLE CAN DO WITH A DULL BLADE

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  • momma_mercy January 23, 2018

    Jesus christ, 47 seconds of cutting. Was it Achmed's first day on the job?

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    •   what now? whats next? January 23, 2018

      @momma_mercy First day back actually... Ever since the accident

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    • kiwi cunt January 23, 2018

      @momma_mercy Wait until you see how long the gay cunt takes to cook that head for dinner!

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      • momma_mercy January 23, 2018

        @kiwi cunt He'll probably ruin it and make it "well done"

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    • mehofjack January 23, 2018

      @momma_mercy at least he's dead already

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    •   luvthick January 23, 2018

      @momma_mercy

      Jesus had nothing to do with it.

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      • frank n. stein January 25, 2018

        Looks like someone killed Reggie Watts.

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  •   ouch January 23, 2018

    Yeah.....That 'll teach that dead guy a lesson!

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    • letmefindout January 23, 2018

      @ouch

      But can he butter cold toast.

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    • kore January 23, 2018

      @ouch Lmao, I know right... They are decapitating half of a corpse

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    • kore January 23, 2018

      @ouch They should of shot up the corpse, that would of killed him...

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    • redmeadowlegion January 23, 2018

      @ouch

      that dude looked dead for week in the sand nigger sun. that wasn't a dull knife, the motherfucker had to jerky by then.

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  • fedupmonster January 23, 2018

    So they do have a training camp for absolute squid mark moronic fucking lowlife bitch ass cunt motherfucking joke of a human being shit brain idiots.

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    • maxm60 January 23, 2018

      @fedupmonster Yeah, the Middle East. But only locals can apply.

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    • letmefindout January 23, 2018

      @fedupmonster

      Yeah it's called the Bolivian Armed Forces.

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  • goff January 23, 2018

    That was their star slicer, Abu. And you just saw the very end ... he had two breaks and a lunch.

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    • letmefindout January 23, 2018

      @goff

      If we were really honest in supporting these countries we would send them a deli meat slicer.

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      • goff January 24, 2018

        @letmefindout +

        Yeah, with rigged time bombs in each of them.

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    •   lafind January 23, 2018

      @goff Yeah, the breaks were negotiated during the last goat fuckers convention.

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      • goff January 24, 2018

        @lafind +

        Goats of the world ... UNITE!!

        #metoo

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  • ugandanwarrior January 23, 2018

    I swear if I see one head pun, I'll come n slap the shit outta you

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    • maxm60 January 23, 2018

      @ugandanwarrior What if the guy was a shithead? After you slapped him, he'd just be a head.

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    •   picklehiesner January 23, 2018

      @ugandanwarrior keep your head bro

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  • mehofjack January 23, 2018

    Photoshoped

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    • biff wadslinger January 23, 2018

      @mehofjack or...... Photo-chopped......?

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  • maxm60 January 23, 2018

    I guess that out of all the tax dollars spent supporting these goatfucks, none of it was used to teach them how to sharpen a fucking knife!

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  • stinkburger January 23, 2018

    They need to hookup with those Mexican dudes from a few days ago. His knife was sharp.

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  • rodeye2 January 23, 2018

    And they call us infidels.

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    • goff January 24, 2018

      @rodeye2

      While they are the complete inept & inbredded.

      Sorry ass hypocrites ...

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  • mrthorwald January 23, 2018

    They collect severed heads over there, the way people in the West collect Pokemon..

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  • chained cat January 23, 2018

    Fuck me!

    There must be an easier way to get a nosh in Syria

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  • arg January 23, 2018

    'Akmed get the bbq ready its stringy kebab tonight'

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    • letmefindout January 23, 2018

      @arg

      They are serving fresh goat meat.

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  • methcurry January 23, 2018

    That's what happens to white biyches when they go to mexico

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    • maxm60 January 23, 2018

      @methcurry Guess you better stay away then!

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  • blackenedamerica January 23, 2018

    Some guys will do anything just to get head

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  • pewpewpowa January 23, 2018

    Alibaba!!alibaba!!alibaba!! Some one was a bit too excited :P

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  • airsporter January 23, 2018

    Even John The Baptist can have a bad Hair day!

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    • bigsmokey86 January 23, 2018

      @airsporter I looked like an Arab sasquatch head.

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      • airsporter January 23, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 Ha + Could do with makeover before he frightens the camels.

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  • kore January 23, 2018

    Should of shot that dead body up... that would have killed him

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    •   ketamine<3 January 23, 2018

      @kore funny.. someone already said the same thing verbatim.. oh wait, it was you! Lol

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  •   nybadguy January 23, 2018

    Jesus man put on some latex gloves at least.

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  • bigblackhead January 23, 2018

    at what point is it a failure ?

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    • maxm60 January 23, 2018

      @bigblackhead the beginning?

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  •   ketamine<3 January 23, 2018

    I guess their military is too cheap to issue wet stones. You'd think that would be the first thing they give them with how many heads they cut off.

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  • vivalamigra January 23, 2018

    Islamophobia has no place here! LET THEM IN LET THEM IN!

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  • beneiden January 23, 2018

    Its amaising what those religious Fools can do to their gods creation !

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  • discodan January 23, 2018

    Practice makes perfect

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  •   truckingman January 23, 2018

    At least the soldier is beheanding a dead enemy combatant instead of a living civilian, the situation in the video is tamer that the ISIS videos.

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  • ob1 January 23, 2018

    Another contender for "dullard with a dull knife 2018". Given how much beheading they do you'd think having a sharp knife would be second nature

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  • jono 's back January 23, 2018

    Tame

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  • a20nz January 23, 2018

    this happened in iraq and i was there

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    • maxm60 January 23, 2018

      @a20nz don't tell me - you were the dead guy?

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  • blowback51 January 23, 2018

    They practice on corpses before they go on film,dont wanna show weakness

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  • rileydevil January 23, 2018

    They need to see Tim from Demtel and get a few of his steak knives that cut through bricks and never dull an edge.

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  • ironduke January 23, 2018

    Calling Ron Popeil, Knife sharpener needed in mud city

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  • evil grandpa January 24, 2018

    The death one is a good mozlum

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  • hiwudjablome January 24, 2018

    Ahhhhhhhh soup tonight

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  • the man January 24, 2018

    Time to make soup .

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  • frank n. stein January 25, 2018

    That's one way to get head.

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