ANNND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T BUY CHEAP CHINESE ELECTRONICS

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  • felterupgood January 24, 2018

    Those Asian pop rocks do pack a powerful punch.

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    • letmefindout January 24, 2018

      @felterupgood

      Fuckin' Chinese made cell phone batteries.

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      • redmeadowlegion January 24, 2018

        @letmefindout

        yeah I thought Samsung fixed that shit. back to the drawing board.

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  • 72jayd January 24, 2018

    No wonder they squint so much.

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  •   ketamine<3 January 24, 2018

    They make those on purpose as a population control device. Genius.

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    • letmefindout January 24, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      Penis envy gone wrong.

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  • drewstl January 24, 2018

    That must be iPhone 10?

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  • cubbage January 24, 2018

    That was the perfect time to start loading your pockets!

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    • halfthang January 24, 2018

      @cubbage with what? More exploding chinese crap?

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      • cubbage January 24, 2018

        @halfthang

        Ya hopefully!

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  •   ouch January 24, 2018

    Who ordered the exploding dildo?

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  • hiwudjablome January 24, 2018

    the'll make somebody pay for that before leaving

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  • danbus January 24, 2018

    What went Wong

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    • pewpewpowa January 24, 2018

      @danbus he found the sweet spot

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    • uk bride January 24, 2018

      @danbus Wing must have Wang the Wong number.

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  • ugandanwarrior January 24, 2018

    Only thing I trust Chinese to make is my dinner

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    • letmefindout January 24, 2018

      @ugandanwarrior

      Or geisha style massage.

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  • arg January 24, 2018

    'ok can you show me the imports now?'

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  • supfishing757 January 24, 2018

    Was he eating Bang Bang Shrimp?

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    • goff January 24, 2018

      @supfishing757

      No, that was Kung POW! Shrimp.

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  • goff January 24, 2018

    Little did the people around them know...

    that was a nano nuke.

    Those two guys were walking away already craving brains.

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  •   nybadguy January 24, 2018

    One he'll of a camera flash

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  • hitman777 January 24, 2018

    Must been the new Samsung

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  • rouge_et_blanc January 24, 2018

    actually he bit the iphone battery. He probably had bad breath so it exploded in his face

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    • blackenedamerica January 24, 2018

      @rouge_et_blanc so much for that model next iphone 11

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  •   lafind January 24, 2018

    Pop goes the wheeze hole!

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  • txdo_msk January 24, 2018

    Aaand, this is why I do: $$$

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    •   big_daddy305 January 25, 2018

      @txdo_msk Because credit cards explode? What's in YOUR wallet?

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  • mclovin510 January 24, 2018

    Flash Mutherfucker!

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  • iluvkitty January 24, 2018

    So how much of a discount do i get now???

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  • blackenedamerica January 24, 2018

    Fucking gook tecnoledgy

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  • airsporter January 24, 2018

    Aww shut up....You wanted a plasma TV you fucking got one!

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  • superman101 January 24, 2018

    iPlode!

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    •   truckingman January 24, 2018

      @superman101 the new Chinese produced ""iDEATH......""

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  •   truckingman January 24, 2018

    The cheap Chinese, knockoff, iPhone was assembled with a MF" CHEAP AND POORLY MANUFACTURED, MF" EXPLOSIVE DISCHARGING, Li-ION BATTERY...

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  • wickedasitseems January 24, 2018

    You broke, you pay for that!!!

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  • deadpen January 24, 2018

    THEY MAKE THIS SHIT, THEY SHOULD KNOW IT IS GOING TO BLOW UP.

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  • gandog56 January 25, 2018

    But ther is no other KIND of Chinese Electronics. Just try to find something like plain old battery terminals that don't corrode to like black in a single year with the cheap ass metals they use. If they aren't contaminated with lead and cadmium in the first place.

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  •   freddykrueger January 25, 2018

    ...don't smoke rice krispies! ...they'll snap, crackle, FUCK YOU!

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  • geeohx513466 January 25, 2018

    That's the perfect gift for my ex this Christmas

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  • dfyla January 25, 2018

    My Chinese wife translated. Turns out it's more comical than a knock off phone. The guy was there wanting to buy a "new" battery for his iPhone. They gave him the Lithium pack battery to show him what it would look like. He thought it was 'GOLD' and decided to bite the battery pack. Chinese have a nasty habit of wanting to 'bite' things they think are made of silver or gold. Cause apparently all Chinese have teeth calibrated to detect gold or silver. This means the dumbass's teeth punctured the battery pack and exposed the lithium to air and caused the explosion. Idiot.....

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    •   ketamine<3 January 26, 2018

      @dfyla well I can believe that as silver and gold is dense and you can put indentions in them by biting them. That's how you can tell if something is real or fake. Thank you for the translation.

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  • frank n. stein January 25, 2018

    SABOTAGE!!

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  • blowback51 January 27, 2018

    Isis will be their biggest customers

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